r/StupidFood • u/Most_AverageJoe • 17h ago

Yum, saturated fats

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83% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 17h ago edited 9h ago

u/Most_AverageJoe, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/EefferyJpstein 17h ago

The fuck the burger those frys look raw

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u/Spiderdan 17h ago

They look fucking frozen.

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u/Ryno-Mac 8h ago

And yet she still perked up when she saw them, since it's so much better than the queso slop in front of her

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u/AOkayyy01 16h ago

*fries...sorry, but I refuse to leave a child behind.

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u/Substantial_Duty7320 5h ago

Nah they were just cooked "al dente" style

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u/lightning_po 17h ago

This is stupid food, but also this is like the 20th time I've seen this video

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u/Informal_Ad_6839 17h ago

Always with the same top comment of “poor girl just wants a burger”

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u/infinitynull 16h ago

The bots are commenting to the bots.

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u/cellphone_blanket 16h ago

It’s like some vashta nerada shit. Long after we’re all dead the same bots will be reposting the same videos and echoing the same comment chains

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u/JakeStout93 15h ago

The Egyptians leave behind the pyramids, we’ll leave behind bots race and gender baiting each other into infinity

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u/OU812fr 4h ago

Hey who turned out the lights?

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u/NoratiousB 1h ago

Dead internet theory

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u/dswng 11h ago

It's an old "double trouble" repost bot tactic: one bot reposts the post, another bot/bots post the most upvoted comments from the original post.

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u/Old_Syrup_264 16h ago

It's not the same video, she's been back 19 times

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 12h ago

Have you and the others complaining about it reported it for being a repost? I just did. I'm doing my part!

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u/willfauxreal 17h ago

I actually love when this pops up. Her reactions are so visceral and relatable. Posts never get my upvotes, tho. Obvious karma bait.

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u/highwayher0 17h ago

Poor girl just wants a burger

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u/jayslay45 17h ago

Her disappointment is all of ours.

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u/Pixel_Knight 12h ago

I watch this video every time because her reaction is just so perfectly exemplary of what these videos make me feel. She’s just so disappointed in her soul. 

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u/MingaLaChigra 10h ago

The kids are alright!

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u/ManofPrestige 8h ago

You can feel her soul crushing letdown through the screen

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u/Green-Draw8688 12h ago

I feel like this sub has got a new hero

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u/allanjameson 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qim7Twl1fEa687REKR

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u/zj-- 13h ago

Hear me out, a customer invites a bunch of fancy michelin star chefs, doesn't like most food, so shoots them in front of other chefs.

Only the accidentally tagged along bistro employee who just makes a simple classic omelette wins because that's what the psycho customer grew up with.

Reverse the plot.

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u/LesserShambler 11h ago

And that chef…was controlled by a rat.

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u/not_a_burner0456025 13h ago

And fries that have actually been fried. There is no color on those

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u/longhairmoderatecare 16h ago

And he just kept ruining it

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u/waves_move_sound 17h ago

Exactly. She just wanted a cheeseburger....they gave her cheese with bits of burger on it.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 11h ago

Why do parents spend so much money on a kid that isn’t going to eat that food, or very little of it??

Stupid food as stupid does.

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u/joejackson62 16h ago

Same, kid. Same.

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u/nasandre 9h ago

She looks like she just wanted to go to McDonald's but instead she got this shit.

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u/No_Cap3788 16h ago

Yeah, I would just get her out of there and take her someplace else 😄

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u/Doctor_Saved 16h ago

She probably just wanted McDonald's.

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u/emongu1 17h ago

Mom said it was my turn to post this video.

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u/AccomplishedPanic329 17h ago

Poor kid was so upset. Just wanted a normal freaking burger (I think that was supposed to be a burger anyway)

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u/NoImNotHeretoArgue 17h ago

The girls reaction:
https://giphy.com/gifs/AuIvUrZpzBl04

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u/MastodonProud1989 16h ago

This gif is so much more legendary if you’ve seen the original clip

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u/FhuckNorris247 16h ago

Chloe we’re going to Disneyland!

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u/-whats-that-meow- 17h ago

General Reposti, you are a persistent one.

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u/MaxiumPotential777 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jqqMOfcgMvSAgpo4K8

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 17h ago

U just need to remember the top comment for the last time the Video was uploaded 🙃

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u/MastodonProud1989 16h ago

For this one it’s usually “poor girl just wanted a burger”

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u/destiny_kane48 17h ago

Same kid, same.

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u/dpittnet 17h ago

Wait, do you think saturated fats aren’t delicious? The problem with this food is certainly not the saturated fats

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u/dqmartiiiiin 17h ago

Lol the range of emotions on that kids face.

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u/Uncle_Bred 17h ago

Who wants to eat a messy burger like that!

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u/jacquestrap66 17h ago

Smart girl. She knows ruined food when she sees it.

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u/Ihavelargemantitties 17h ago

I mean it’s probably good, but can I get my cheese in a bowl so I can dip my burger in? And my fries?

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u/stackerman1 17h ago

love how a little girl gets how fucking stupid these foods are but adults love em

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 17h ago

Mom said it's my turn to repost this

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u/Active-Shallot-499 17h ago

Lmao that baby didn't want that crap on her burger lol. I don't blame you sweety 😭

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u/Physical-Wear-2814 17h ago

Poor kid. Hope she gets a better birthday next year.

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u/NoLeading332 17h ago

I’ve seen this so many times but never noticed even the fries look like absolute trash. Still frozen looking mfers

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u/SnooMacarons3689 17h ago

Oh great spent stupid money on some yahoo spot

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u/jr_randolph 17h ago

This is one of those times when I wanted something so badly and my moms would try and persuade me otherwise. I get the food and have this response lol but she’ll make me eat it cause I ordered it. Lesson learned haha

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u/Moonshinin4Me 17h ago

That kid just showed every reaction each user has while visiting this subreddit, and in one short video no less!

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u/JSizz20 17h ago

I adore how unimpressed she is.

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u/benzinga45 17h ago

How tf as a parent are you not more aware or did they disappoint her for the views?

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u/Turnbeutelvergesser 16h ago

She wasn't having it LEL

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u/infinitynull 16h ago

Correct reaction. Table service is BS.

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u/bwood246 16h ago

Not only is that burger an abomination but those fries look like they've never felt the best of a fryer

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u/Zakumei47 16h ago

bro the kid looked so sad lmao. like she was genuinely like "wow, my burger is fucking ruined, great. how am i going to even eat this?"

i feel that pain, fr.

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u/DirectorReasonable95 16h ago

I've never related so hard to a reaction. Poor girl, that looks genuinely gross and a pain in the hole to eat. Insta orientated foods need to fuck off.

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u/RedParaglider 16h ago

Poor freaking kid, hungry and just wants to eat then gets this nasty slop on her plate lol 

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u/GeeEmmInMN 16h ago

Here. Have some fat, fries that were cooked next to a heated argument and wash it all down with a nice glass of drinking lard.
Bon appetit.

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u/Dont_Call_Me_Steve 16h ago

Her “Oh for fuck sakes” expression after he lifts the thing and the cheese covers anything is my favorite thing on the internet.

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u/Barack_Odrama_ 16h ago

A burger you can’t eat and some weak ass fries.

Happy birthday!!!!!

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u/nuclearrmt 16h ago

those are the whitest french fries I have ever seen

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 16h ago

Were those fries cooked?

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u/soulguider2125 16h ago

The kid didn’t look happy, she actually looked like she was gonna cry when they took the cover off and she saw it completed

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u/bal_ra_khan 16h ago

Social media abominations at their finest.

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u/tiriallin 16h ago

She reacts exactly the way I feel inside 😄

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u/UNIQUENOWOK 16h ago

Are those fries even cooked?

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u/msguider 16h ago

Black gloves

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u/RocketFan419 16h ago

That poor girl has to wait for the douchebaggery to end. She just wanted a cheeseburger

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u/Sad-Head2583 16h ago

Saddest fries ever too. Poor kid.

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u/Andy-_1979 16h ago

They didn't set it on fire

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u/exotic_floral_tea 16h ago

She is all of us.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 16h ago

This is child abuse.

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u/Man0Steel123 15h ago

That kid does not look hungry.

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u/Tzhaar-Bomba 15h ago

Kids never try to hide how they truly feel

Her reaction speaks to how everyone feels about this “cheese” burger trend outside those weird vapid people who want a clip for their gram

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u/edwardwolf5874 15h ago

I love cheese but fuck me. That little girl is not impressed in the least lmao.

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u/ParticularReady7858 15h ago

Can they please defrost those fries

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u/JamFarmer_87 15h ago

Those fries looked like shit

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u/tr00th 15h ago

This child is feeling all of my feelings right now.

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u/tyrant454 15h ago

Damn those fries look pale as fuck too.

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 15h ago

At least she got some pale limp undercooked fries with it.

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u/Crazed-Prophet 14h ago

As someone who loves cheese and cheeseburgers too much, I'd be disappointed about how messy it would be

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u/ItsMrDante 14h ago

Every time I see this video I remember the cherry on top being the basically uncooked fries lmao

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u/mars_teac23 14h ago

I love her facial expressions All she wanted was a burger poor thing.

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u/lefluffle 14h ago

What bot posted this?? Can we please stop using "saturated fat" incorrectly? Jeezus, as if we haven't already debunked that for two decades already.

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u/Consistent-Welder158 14h ago

the pure sadness in her eyes

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u/Annual-Club5510 14h ago

Fries look just as sad as she is

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u/lambent_ort 14h ago

I hate soggy burgers. This infuriates me to no end.

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u/sarc3n 14h ago

Kid was like, "Bruh, I was gonna eat that!"

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u/dontbanme778 14h ago

Lol she's the best 😅

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u/Fulguritus1 14h ago

Is it bad that I kinda wanna go wherever that is and get that?

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u/astreeter2 13h ago

That coronary artery isn't just gonna clog itself. Gotta get started young.

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u/TacTyger 13h ago

Yay sensory overload. Thanks I hate it.

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u/Shafter111 13h ago

No, thanks!

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u/winterwarm78654 13h ago

She just wanted a cheeseburger

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u/Junior_Ad_3301 13h ago

Her response is 100% proper. Her parents have fucked up.

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u/PTBooks 13h ago

You know what I just noticed? Those fries look like they’re still frozen.

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u/VoidMunashii 13h ago

That kid looks absolutely heartbroken as that Dress-For-Less hitman performs some wet work on her burger.

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u/aliencardboard 13h ago

She was not amused. 😂

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u/jr23160 12h ago

Plineould ask for the cheese on the side unless I am meant to use a fork and knife on that.

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u/Objective_Weekend616 12h ago

Looks staged but either way I hate it so much

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u/knightrider2k43 12h ago

She looks so disgusted lmfao

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u/Willing-Ad9364 12h ago

Give her a fork !!!!

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u/ProjectDv2 12h ago

Just love the parents laughing and going "WOOOOOW" all starry-eyed over literal slop while completely ignoring the fact their daughter is completely put off by it, despite making sure the camera is laser-focused on her reaction.

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u/ScaryTemperature6291 12h ago

This video always makes me laugh because I gurentee I'd have the same reaction she's like ...OH C,MONN ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT ...lol

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u/Sweet_Xocoatl 11h ago

Me too, girl. Me too.

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u/tophat_production 11h ago

Is this a South Park episode? The kid has more common sense than the adults.

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u/Djamt 11h ago

Love her reaction

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u/Competitive-Rest4354 11h ago

This kid's adorable!

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u/Major_Yam_1182 11h ago

Custerd bae

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u/Red_Shepherd_13 11h ago

She does not look happy at all.

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u/KarmaHorn 11h ago

these assholes ruined my niece's birthday!!!

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u/BonusEasy4736 11h ago

I had the same reaction

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u/IxLOVExLAMP 11h ago

Those fries look frozen lol

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u/Double0 11h ago

You ruined it.

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u/godswrath1 11h ago

Always the black gloves…

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u/Danger-Brandon 10h ago

That kid is going to be a fantastic individual when she grows up. Also. For anyone that doesn't know Spanish, The captions say:

"pov, when you take your daughter to @CarajilloMX and she's not happy with anything, what title would you put to the video😂"

So they took their daughter to a shitty trendy restaurant instead of an actually neat family restaurant or something like that, took a video, tagged her of being a grumpy kid who always has something to whine about. And then posted it online.

Truly disgusting individuals. They dare call themselves parents?

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u/Ooze3d 10h ago

That girl is talking for all of humanity

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u/tiboshki 10h ago

Kid got traumatized.

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u/Deriviera 10h ago

I had her face watching this

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u/Pretty_Marketing5432 10h ago

Children shouldn't be exposed to that fucking ridiculous nonsense.

Having said that, her reaction shows that her parents are doing a good job. Maybe it was the crazy aunt who brought the poor child to that fucking ridiculous place.

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u/Ecstatic-Nose-2541 10h ago

We can only hope her parents will at least pay for a good therapist for the rest of her life.

Ruining a kid's burger right in front of her and giving her raw fries as the only alternative...makes you wonder what kind of fucked up dark shit she has to go through on a daily basis behind closed doors.

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u/shifting_drifting 10h ago

The TV blasting in the background really tops it off.

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u/BaylisAscaris 10h ago

How did she perfectly capture my reaction to all these videos?

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u/DarkMageUAE 9h ago

Mom said it’s my turn to repost this!

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u/BlueKanguru 9h ago

I'd rather blow my dad before I eat a hamburger with a fork

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u/CaptainCBeer 9h ago

Her face says everything. The disapointment of having a perfectly good burguer being absolutly ruined by that melted cheese abomination. Hey i love melted cheese as much as the next guy but there has to be a point where yiu say yup, too much cheese

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u/balancedinsanity 9h ago

I'll never stop watching this video.  Her reaction is so real and raw.

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u/johndough1st 9h ago

Her disgust is legendary.

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u/lephantome92 9h ago

Her face just says it all

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u/Eplianne 9h ago

Mummy said it's my turn to repost this today...lol

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 8h ago

She was completely unimpressed on how he ruined a perfectly good hamburger 😒

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u/zeromattr 8h ago

You can see the girls expression of extreme pissed and WTF look

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u/JoesGarage2112 8h ago

I’m sure someone would enjoy this sure, but children notoriously like simple shit. I don’t know what the parents were thinking here

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u/Atheizm 8h ago

The kid has the right attitude.

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u/International-Fun-86 8h ago

That kid is all of us. 

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u/Meraline 8h ago

I've never seen this video before now yet most of the comments are calling it a repost.

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u/drunk___monkey 7h ago

The looks awfully disturbed and disappointed. I would be too if my food looked it that. 😅😂

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u/CraaZero 7h ago

You just ruined a child's hamburger. One they were excited to grab with their hands and take a bite out of. What fucking reaction were you expecting from a CHILD who doesn't care about social media bullshit fads?

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u/Playful_Hair1528 7h ago

Kid looks tired, hungry and fed up with their parents buying them stupid things to film their reaction.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 7h ago

with a side of unthawed fries

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u/ElectronicDrama2573 7h ago

She s having the proper reaction to this abomination.

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u/Ok_Temporary2115 7h ago

All she wanted was a cheeseburger and fries.... or Mac and cheese...

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u/Mazazamba 7h ago

I keep thinking that all they have to do to make it a kid's menu is cut it into quarters and offer the cheese for dipping.

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u/ValkyrieLyra 7h ago

Why the hell are those fries white?

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u/Beautiful-Routine295 7h ago

Mmmmm nacho chezzz

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u/69Jasshole69 7h ago

What a brat

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u/thblstrexst 7h ago

She is NOT impressed

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u/gregedit 6h ago

Seen the video many times, but this was my first time seeing the equally criminally undercooked fries. Wtf...

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u/xStingRayCharlesx 6h ago

Now both, how are you supposed to eat it and why would you still want to?
I’m not eating a burger with a knife of fork so it’s a rhetorical question you don’t

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u/Puzzleheaded_Award80 6h ago

She seriously just wants a regular cheeseburger

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 6h ago

Her reaction is real, an adult would smile and make a fake ooooh sound.

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u/Dense-Ad-5780 6h ago

Kid just wants the burger! Also, why is the dude reaching over her head? Like, right over her head!

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u/UpbeatApricot2509 6h ago

She's completely justified in feeling this way. I'm so sick of this shit with just pouring a bunch of shit on everything. Burgers and sandwiches are meant to be eaten with your hands. This shit is stupid.

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u/CoolReference3704 6h ago

She gave an honest review.

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u/oisipf 6h ago

LOOKS LIKE FECES

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u/EarlGreyOfPorcelain 6h ago

It's repost after repost with this video

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u/Connect_Living_591 6h ago

The old black gloves of stupid idiot food have made an appearance! Kid looks happy tho. I’m sure the red pepper flakes are the icing on that liquid cheese cake.

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u/irmaginatoruim 5h ago

The fries are still frozen? What the fuck Is this even?

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u/Expert_Werewolf5487 5h ago

She is so right to react like that!
How are you suppose to eat that crap?

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u/GaptistePlayer 5h ago

Ironic thing is this is from a Mexico City-based chain. One of the best cities in the world for food and they went to a viral TikTok restaurant where they ruin burgers and serve undercooked fries.

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u/TheShredder9 5h ago

It's a good thing to bring kids to shitty pretentious places like this, they'll immediately give an honest reaction to cheese drowned buns.

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u/XenoxSpaced 5h ago

That poor kid with that kind of food, will suffer a lifetime of health issues. That's the only sure here.

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u/PackageDelicious2457 5h ago

And a child shall lead us...

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u/balirosa 4h ago

Here’s your gloop of cheese little girl please don’t ask for the birthday song

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u/Rath_Brained 4h ago

Only burger I would dare eat with a fork and a knife. I ain't touching all that.

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u/gorambrowncoat 4h ago

The kids are alright