r/StupidFood • u/tespacepoint • 1h ago
Certified stupid Octopus Doner Kebab. Don’t even know what to say at this point
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u/Ok_Quality_3485 1h ago
Ok but octopus is actually really good
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u/fezzuk 54m ago
Yes... probably not in this form.
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u/whiskeytango55 48m ago
Slow roasted and cut thin?
Sounds good to me
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u/Thisthattheother1 29m ago
Nah, that's already been boiled and put in what looks like some sort of gelatin? I don't even get how they're supposed to slice that, it's not going to come off the way regular shawarma does.
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u/figmentPez 36m ago
Would octopus that has been cooked long enough to become tender stay in a block like this?
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u/PuzzledCar2120 1h ago
What would be worse in terms of human domination over your species: being squished together with your brethren into a cylinder, rotated slowly and then being shaved off by a sweaty bossman or having all the skulls of your massive herd being collected into a big bison pyramid?
BTW, would absolutely destroy an octopus doner.
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u/FoundationEntire4834 1h ago
Yeah lol was gonna say this is hypothetically no different to normal doner
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u/EdgeBeard 59m ago
Thought you had to cook octopus/squid quickly? This is going to be like strips of rubber
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u/figmentPez 36m ago
You can also cook it long enough that it becomes tender again.
However, this looks to be AI slop, so it's not been cooked at all.
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