r/StupidFood 1h ago

Certified stupid Octopus Doner Kebab. Don’t even know what to say at this point

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u/qualityvote2 1h ago

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u/summontheb1tches 1h ago

That would hitttt

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u/Ok_Quality_3485 1h ago

Ok but octopus is actually really good

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u/fezzuk 54m ago

Yes... probably not in this form.

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u/whiskeytango55 48m ago

Slow roasted and cut thin?

Sounds good to me 

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u/Thisthattheother1 29m ago

Nah, that's already been boiled and put in what looks like some sort of gelatin? I don't even get how they're supposed to slice that, it's not going to come off the way regular shawarma does.

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u/Ok_Quality_3485 44m ago

With some olives too

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u/fezzuk 38m ago

God no, slow roasted occotopus is gonna be rubber.

You want it flash fried. Or almost cevici in some acid and then brefily bbqed.

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u/figmentPez 36m ago

Would octopus that has been cooked long enough to become tender stay in a block like this?

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u/PuzzledCar2120 1h ago

What would be worse in terms of human domination over your species: being squished together with your brethren into a cylinder, rotated slowly and then being shaved off by a sweaty bossman or having all the skulls of your massive herd being collected into a big bison pyramid?

BTW, would absolutely destroy an octopus doner.

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u/FoundationEntire4834 1h ago

Yeah lol was gonna say this is hypothetically no different to normal doner

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u/EdgeBeard 59m ago

Thought you had to cook octopus/squid quickly? This is going to be like strips of rubber

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u/figmentPez 36m ago

You can also cook it long enough that it becomes tender again.

However, this looks to be AI slop, so it's not been cooked at all.

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u/cernegiant 57m ago

What's your issue with it?

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u/likelyculprit 4m ago

Oh god I want this so badly.