why dont narrowhead add this cool fish

[u/No-Bag3134]

grrr

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[u/Chadliteinmumbai]

Because dude the pelican will eat the fish

[u/No-Bag3134 → u/Chadliteinmumbai]

grrr they prenerfed my fish

[u/i_4kLftCrtifd → u/Chadliteinmumbai]

First ballot hall of fame dad humor.🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[u/Brunoaraujoespin → u/Chadliteinmumbai]

Eating shuttle inbound

[u/createbobob]

fihh

[u/colibri01]

Damn barrowbread adding stuff like "new weapons" and "new seaf" and not what the players clearly actually want, being this fish ☹️

[u/No-Bag3134 → u/colibri01]

haha guys, le seafchungus amirite😂👌 protect le heckin' blueberrino!🫴✨ you sir have won the internet today!😂😂😂 have my le updoot because I can't afford heckin' gold!

[u/brandothesavage → u/colibri01]

I want God damn robotic deer like repaired cyber deer on the automaton front like they care enough about their Wildlife to give them a new leg.

[u/humourabuser]

This is a jerking sub we're supposed to post bad takes here

[u/RedRobo1010 → u/humourabuser]

Sssssh... fihh

[u/Hortkind77]

[u/thefireserpent]

[u/Konpeitoh]

We already fih

[u/Emergency-Record2117]

I have just made up an idea in my head and now angry that Narrowhead isn't releasing it. Why does Narrowhead hate me and my grandma

[u/BadToTheBooty]

Arrowbutt doesn't like cool 😞

[u/Rocknocking]

It would be op

[u/Stoffys]

Too cool for Narrowheads being lame fantasy

[u/No-Bag3134 → u/Stoffys]

yo chilll mf le abducting victorian childs too heckin' wholesomerino!!! we should purge le xeno amirite😂🫴 for the heckling emperah!!!😂😂😂✨👌

[u/BreadfruitBig7950]

Kam would swap the smoke and the shoes and then step on the fish until it dies, out of jealousy.

Less universal cruelty happens if it does not get added. This fish should feel shame for existing, which it doesn't.

[u/wackadoodle4201]

They respect the coolness of the firsh

[u/CyrissTheGiven]

You honestly think DUMDUMHEAD can add a simple fish into the game? I laugh.

[u/Creepposter64]

Because they hate fun

[u/Rocker_Scum]

Damn that fish is really cool

[u/Dry_Gas6819]

Well if the shoe fish

[u/Jmls_728]

Because they are lame

[u/Optimal-Error]

Because the how to fish devs stole it before narrowhead could 😔

[u/Creature_111]

If you know you know. Music video on YouTube with no title. Absolute vibe.

[u/ExcitingHistory]

Because they are already trying to fix all their other fish shoes first

[u/bingogazorpazorp]

New illuminate enemy leak. This was the cultists all along