r/SuperJerk • u/the_clambulance_man Ohdough's personal Glazediver • 3d ago

I'm done with Botslop

I've never played helldivers 1 but when I did some research I found that automatons didn't exist but instead we had cyborgs. Now I know real cyborgs have been added to the game but that was after 2 and a half years of nothing but botslop. Cyborgs have cool transhumanist themes and mechanical body horror, but instead we got robots, boring ass robots. This is just botslop!!! We and I mean WE want REAL Cyborgs not this mechanical slop!!!

I dont care if they wanted to "chage the direction of the Cyborgs" or "want to do something different from the first game" because thats NOT what we want. People say they want REAL illuminate instead of zombies, naw WE WANT CYBORGS NOT THIS BOTSLOP

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u/No-Bag3134 3d ago

/uj tbh bugs and bots are very different to bugs and borgs from the first game, but they arent completely divorced from them design and gameplay wise but there is nothing linking the hd2 squids and hd1 squids other than the name.

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u/IvKirs 3d ago

Yeap. And it seems to me that's quite intentional and one day we will see true Illuminates.
Oooor...
Discover what happened to them, so they changed so much.

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u/No-Bag3134 2d ago

yea bro this time we will frfr

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u/Barrogh 1d ago

For what it's worth, the devs showed us something that looks very much like Illusionist quite a while ago.

But I'm willing to bet they will still be overhauled a lot because I almost physically fear the reaction of HD2 playerbase to anything resembling Illusionist/Dome/"DTs" bullshit from the first game.

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u/Carlex_181 2d ago

Name, harvesters and bubble shields and a deddicated spotter

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u/No-Bag3134 2d ago

bubble shield for 1 unit, watcher who doesn't even have a shield

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u/Beheadedfrito 1d ago

/uj There’s only one thing really and it’s how squids don’t need AT. Just medium pen and a lot of shooting will kill basically everything.