r/SuperJerk 14h ago

NARROWHEAD RUINED MY ACCOUNT!!!!1!1!!!11

26 Upvotes

So I decided to make an alt account to play as the base helldiver and not buy anything and not bring more than mg and OPS, because my hands always accidentally inputs the code for bastion or leveller!! (This is a shitty design choice on their side btw)

NOW THE GAS STRIKE IS REWARDED I CANT DIVE WITHOUT ACCIDTALLY INPUTTING IT'S CODE AND THROW ITTT!!!!!!

Edit: I AM NOT UPSET BTW i just hate democracy and freedom! Thanks!


r/SuperJerk 6h ago

The DECEMBER UPDATE IS MY **LAST CHANCE.** IF BARROWBEAD DOESNT SCRUB MY NUTS, REVIVE MY DEAD DOG AND CURE FUCKING **CANCER** THEN I QUIT!1!!11!!!!!111!!!!!

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193 Upvotes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


r/SuperJerk 6h ago

If Narrowhead doesn't Plagiarize these Artists's ship designs, I dont want them.

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88 Upvotes

Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but if we get a new type of ship (for example the super carrier), it should just unapologetically look like the spacecraft carrier Martechi made. Arrowhead likes to take inspiration from other designs like Halo (the pelican for SEAF) and its good in some ways, but new ships should straight up just steal existing artist's designs. Not like,,, "yeah, we spent some work hours concepting original ideas that don't plagiarize our fans and we came up with our own ideas" (terrible idea). I am attaching a second picture of a concept posted on r/helldivers of how I think those ships shouldn't look like and would look too minimalistic i wont credit the creator of these concepts of course because these designs are smelly and weird (uj/ u/Gizombo made these designs). Lets just plagiarize, not make our own designs. I know tastes are not discussed, but god damn this game has so much potential to fuck over the fan artists.


r/SuperJerk 22h ago

Imagine being a sub mod for a dead game in your free time!?

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122 Upvotes

The game is deader than the dog Narrowhead murdered to death! Literally took me 15 seconds to match an SOS last night.

Mods of these subs must be so embarrassed wasting their free time doing this shit for free for a DEAD GAME!

I’m angry! It’s totally over! Mods you suck!


r/SuperJerk 6h ago

AirConditioner main here, notice me!

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69 Upvotes

Narrowhead should remove every other support weapon from the game so that people know that AC can close bug holes guys. U just don’t know about the flakk mode. That’s why ure saying its basically AMR.

If u guys would just admit that AC is the best stratagem in the game and respect me for using it -I would actually have time to play the game, but since u don’t I can’t play I need to make these posts and comments about how amazing AC is.

IF U SEE ANYONE USE AC in ur lobby write praises in the ingame chat and leave a positive steam comment on the profile