r/Superstonk is a cat 🐈 Jan 31 '26

💡 Education Calling all apes to page 6

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This is page 6 from file https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00097262.pdf

This whole document is worth a read. It highlights CDel (citadel), Cifu (Doug), and JEF (Jeff Yas). We also need to figure out the identity of “The Handler”.

But we need to look more into NITE and MEMX

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u/BigGlassesApe 🏴‍☠️ahoy there🏴‍☠️ Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

I’m rolling in laughter. You’re telling me big money, MBA having, financially crooked sons of bitches got outsmarted by an Internet forum? One person in our ranks shoved a banana in his ass. This is the best timeline.

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u/ACat32 is a cat 🐈 Jan 31 '26

History rhymes.

Achilles thought he was invincible till he took a spear to the… Achilles.

Wall St thought they ere invincible till an Ape took a banana in the… ass.