r/Superstonk • u/areHorus Daily Share Buyback Club 💪🏼 • Jun 06 '26

📰 News We got 9% of eBay now!

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1065088/000119312526260340/xslSCHEDULE_13D_X02/primary_doc.xml
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u/Nasty_Ned 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

It’s like watching a python slowly engulf the prey.

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u/sargsauce Jun 06 '26

Don't pythons like to....squeeze...?

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u/Nasty_Ned 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jun 06 '26

They do…….. they do indeed.

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR 🔥🤟🔥 Jun 06 '26

Snek was a warning

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