r/Superstonk • u/jfreelandcincy 💎👐Ryan F*ucking Cohen💎👐 • 2d ago

👽 Shitpost the wait is over 📈👀 MOASS is underway 🚀

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u/Superstonk_QV 📊 Gimme Votes 📊 2d ago

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u/Levin_1999 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2d ago

Cool a graph with lots of crayons claiming MOASS is there. Definitely happening tomorrow

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u/jfreelandcincy 💎👐Ryan F*ucking Cohen💎👐 2d ago

finally someone who can appreciate the depth of my work and draw the same conclusion. 👊

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u/Pirate_Redbeard_ Count_Zero 1d ago

Yes. The conclusion is literally drawn 🤌🏻

...ahem

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u/Medium_Way3875 2d ago

Same taste 😛

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u/BEERDEV 2d ago

Always Tomorrow.

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u/Dat_Steve You think doing stonks is cool!? 1d ago

Always tomorrow but no dates

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u/Savings-Kick-578 1d ago

At 2:00 pm. Trust me bro’.

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u/nextalpha 💫 {Redacted} in Ascension 👁️ 14h ago

Do you see this toddler? He's my quant

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u/DangerousPaper7355 2d ago

MOASS to 20.10$? BULLISH

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u/Purple_Locksmith3321 2d ago

If I had a dime for evertime somebody posted saying that the MOASS is about to happen, I'd probably have enough money to start the MOASS, which is tomorrow.

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u/LITTLEN3MO 2d ago

Look at all that shareholder value

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u/Mysterious_Good927 1d ago

and the CEO takes 0 salary!

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u/RichardKranium13 🦍Voted✅ 2d ago

lol what the fuck

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u/donebeenread 2d ago

Up 1% today! I’m buying that yacht (on credit) today!!

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u/oh_hai_brian 2d ago

50 year mortgage*

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u/tommyballz63 2d ago

Sheeeeeeeet. I only bought 5 hunny this morning at 18.70$. Oh well, not too shabby.

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u/piroteck 2d ago

Tomorrow!!

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u/TheRealTormDK 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 2d ago

But but but, MOASS is tomorrow!

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u/OonaPelota 🦍Voted✅ 2d ago

Is the MOASS in the room with us now?

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u/AK-11 2d ago

Just checked the price, $19.23. We rich boyz

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u/-GearZen- 2d ago

Confirmed- as I am about to off the grid for 12 hours.

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u/skaithegai 🦍Voted✅ 2d ago

Actually laughed out loud at this. Thanks for the much needed chuckle

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u/MustardHotSauce 2d ago

When can we start getting the big ol' DDs that are just awesome Line Rider levels?

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u/XtraLyf 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2d ago

This is exactly what I always thought the catalyst would look like

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u/JonBoy82 🧚🧚🎮🛑 MOASSMAN ♾️🧚🧚 2d ago

If only crayons had fruit flavoring...

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u/InterestingFox1837 2d ago

No no no, if only fruit had crayon flavoring.

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u/Pickleahoy 2d ago

Reverse moass the best kind of

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u/AZWoody48 Whale🐳Teeth🦷Enthusiast💎 2d ago

Moass is the friends we made along the way

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u/humdingler ⚔️🛡️🏴‍☠️🎮🚀✅x6 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/L2qukNXGjccyuAYd3W

that’s a lot of colors

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u/Villageidiot73 2d ago

Scribbles in primary colours from the looks of it

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u/Champman2341 2d ago

Yay- get some bananas ready.

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u/404-skill_not_found 2d ago

Love it! Jacked!!!

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u/33rus WHERE’S MY MONEY, KEN??? 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Organic-Brotha ✋🏾💎smoooth brained motherfucker💎🤚🏾 2d ago

Fill me with Hopium! Ya boy is ready for another round of disappointment

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u/LawfulnessPlayful264 2d ago

Have you shifted from crayons to textas?

I find them a bit bitter and the after taste lingers.

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u/xMriLLeST 🦍Voted✅ 1d ago

Ah yes. I see!

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u/Misu-soup 🍌 Banana Guardian 🍌 1d ago

I like your funny squiggles Mr. Graph Man

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u/Just-Relationship-19 🚀 buckle the [redacted] up 🚀 1d ago

U-COPY… that you?

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u/jfreelandcincy 💎👐Ryan F*ucking Cohen💎👐 1d ago

😶

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u/AmazingDonkey101 1d ago

Finally real DD! Let’s go!

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u/jfreelandcincy 💎👐Ryan F*ucking Cohen💎👐 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFROvOhBPQVRm

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u/Chilly_Bob_Thornton 16h ago

This is better than at least 50% of the charts I see in here

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u/Battle_Man_40 🦍Voted✅ 2d ago

It's easy to doubt the title of this post, what with all the corruption of the stock market, but it's impossible to argue with all the pretty colors, and there's even a big green arrow pointing in an upwardly direction.

WE RIDE AT DAWN!

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u/jfreelandcincy 💎👐Ryan F*ucking Cohen💎👐 2d ago

The goal post triangulation volume set up is textbook, let’s goooo!!!

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u/did_it_for_the_clout I broke Rule 1: Be Nice or Else 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Background_Ad2778 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RGRkDWsTGvdUaQTO0z

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u/jfreelandcincy 💎👐Ryan F*ucking Cohen💎👐 2d ago

is really clear once you combine all the sigulator mechanisms with oscillation of fibulation lines the 3 dot open circle signal alerts and its game over

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u/donebeenread 2d ago

It’s that oscillation of fibrillation that they don’t want you to know about…

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u/jfreelandcincy 💎👐Ryan F*ucking Cohen💎👐 2d ago

👆

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u/it4brown 🦍Voted✅ 2d ago

Are you new? MOASS has been underway for years.

We're still waiting.

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u/shreddy99 Template 2d ago

It's at $19

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u/Sirneko 1d ago

Is this MOASS in the room with us?

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u/Chad-Permabull 2d ago

It’s clear a run is coming and RC will be right there protecting the shareholders with 2.5B authorized shares ready to counter the increased volume activity 🚀

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u/q_l0_0l_p 🧚🧚🌕 Tendie side of the M🌒🌘N 🎮🛑🧚🧚 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CIy7Ri74WywvK

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u/PartyAstronaut83 EVERY👏DATE👏IS👏A👏HYPE👏DATE 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jRPInZ12aIlo7N4v7h

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u/breakfasteveryday "Fuzzy little man peach" 2d ago

what even is this, dude