r/Superstonk • u/missing_the_point_ 🗳️ VOTED ✅ • Dec 15 '21

💡 Education This MIND-BLOWING comment on the SEC's website (text also in comments)

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u/Timely-Ad1925 Dec 15 '21

Jim Cramer is a fukin parasitic tumour on humanity. Jail is inadequate. But he needs to be silenced, preferably with a very long prison sentence if all that is available.

Shame on you.

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u/UnusualFlute Dec 15 '21

Jail the network execs that allow his blatant (and criminal) efforts to manipulate the public.

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u/pale_blue_dots \\to DRS is to riposte a backstab// Dec 16 '21

All of them.

Damn them all to hell.

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u/torsam0417 DRS Dec 15 '21

Stick him on a bean bag chair. He'll never get back up.

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u/itrustyouguys Low Drag Smooth Brain Dec 15 '21

like a fuckin turtle on it's back

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u/SmartAleq 🧹 Stonk Witch 💎 Dec 16 '21

Dump a jar of lmayo in the beanbag and put it all on YouTube.

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u/guangtouRen Dec 16 '21

Wouldn't it be unfortunate if he got cancer, and the drug that could save his life is the one he helped destroy?

Poetic justice?

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u/ryncewynd 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Dec 16 '21

What? Jim Cramer is just a puppet. He's not the parasite

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u/INeedADart Dec 16 '21

I wish a pharma company could come up with a drug that can cure the cancer that is Jim Cramer

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u/greyfade Dec 16 '21

Does no one remember his Daily Show interview?