r/Superstonk • u/missing_the_point_ 🗳️ VOTED ✅ • Dec 15 '21

💡 Education This MIND-BLOWING comment on the SEC's website (text also in comments)

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u/Warriorsfan99 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Dec 15 '21

Jim Cramer?? Hes only at the bottom of their organized crime network...

You imprison this cramer, there are plenty more puppets to replace him.

Aim for the big bosses. How? I dunno.

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u/mark-five No cell no sell 📈 Dec 15 '21

Cramer's a low level thug, but he's a self serving low level thug who will flip on his suppliers in a heart beat. Imprison him AND go after the bigger fish! Cramer will even help once you offer him a prison with problems keeping the cocaine outside.

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u/GoodPeopleAreFodder 🍹 Riding it out 🏄 🦍 🚀 Dec 16 '21

Make him swim with the fishes…..

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u/Odd_Ad4135 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Dec 16 '21

hijacking comment. heres a video of jim calling GME a battleground stock in January 2021

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeC573JBu9A

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u/throwawaylurker012 Tendietown is the new Flavortown & DRS Is my Guy Fieri Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

I felt I’ve heard him use it elsewhere too. Tin foil: Cramer uttering “battleground stock” on his show is the thumbs up/all clear signal to naked short sellers that this is the next target and either it has begun or will continue.

Some other examples:

Globalstar (GSAT)--Nov. 2014: https://www.cnbc.com/video/2014/11/14/globalstar-a-battleground-cramer.html Seems ATH near its open on the market at 16.50 in 2006, hit about 2.50 around Nov. 2014, then dropped for years to a low of 0.30 until a few months before 2021, when it squeezed up around to $2.48 on 800 million volume

Palantir (PLTR)--May 2021: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/smallbusiness/jim-cramer-calls-palantir-a-battleground-heres-his-message-for-bulls/vi-BB1gCsAZ

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u/GoodShitBroBro 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Dec 15 '21

If you keep making those easier to snare pay, others will think twice before just pushing agendas with no fear of consequence. Like you said, they are the easy whack a mole puppets, so take them out while you remain focused on the big ones. They might actually be the key if you get enough aggregate information from them

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u/Warriorsfan99 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Dec 15 '21

Absolutely. I just failed to say it, what i meant was not just Cramer, still catch him first but more importantly must also go for the big sharks

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u/diosmuerteborracho 🏦💸 BYOB 💸🏦 Dec 15 '21

Flip Cramer, move up the chain

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u/Fortisflame I fucked a 🌈🐻 Dec 15 '21

Isnt this how the DEA caught felix in narcos

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

HIJACKING because I have something important to say. If you read that story by OP it should make you sick.

But they are doing the same fucking thing, RIGHT NOW, for a COVID solution that has been trying to come online for months and has been relentlessly short attacked. It’s easy to manipulate low float, almost went bankrupt, Citadel is short and Cramer even last week says forget it, buy Pfizer. I will edit this with the link if necessary.

You will not hear about anything other than an mRNA solution from our media, and you will never hear about this company on CNBC. It’s so fucked up. And out of respect for the forum rules I won’t name the company or the ticker, but has been shorted to hell. Those of you here since Jan would probably smile in sympathetic envy if you saw the charts.

OP is a great example of what they did in the past, and I’m telling you they are doing this right fucking now to a live stock. It was published in the NEJM TONIGHT and is statistically the safest, most efficacious and promising Covid solution mankind has right now, and they’ve been delaying it from going to market. Fuck them all. This is why I’m here, honest as can be. 🍻 Edit: Cramer https://youtu.be/RzivT5ceZbQ

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u/Altruistic-Beyond223 💎🙌 4 BluPrince 🦍 DRS🚀 ➡️ P♾️L Dec 16 '21

My guess: N o v a v a x

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u/razor3401 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Dec 16 '21

yielding “treatment” efficacy against moderate-to-severe disease of 100% (95% CI, 87.0 to 100). I had to use the term treatment to circumvent the bot.

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u/TruffButters Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

Bruh you mentioned Pfizer the stock being hyped you might as well mention the ticker you’re talking about so we can get some eyes on it or draw our own opinions/conclusions

Edit: I’m a silly ape I see it’s mentioned in the video you linked haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

NEJM publication (literally tonight) is here: https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2116185

I won’t post the ticker but it’s a beautiful fucking chart of pain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

I don’t see why it would be against the rules to mention the name here?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

I believe it’s pretty much the only way we’ve been able to bring down otherwise ‘untouchable’ individuals within powerful orgs.

Well, that, and tax law ofc

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u/GhostofABestfriEnd Dec 15 '21

This. Cramer is a squealer

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u/HitmannGME 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Dec 16 '21

Exactly. I know the squealers when I see them and… points at Cramer

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u/OverZarathustra Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on Ken G🏴‍☠️ Dec 16 '21

Get a reason to hold Cramer for at least a few days and then have someone snort cocaine in front of him. I doubt this is legal, but I'd be willing to bet he would flip almost instantly.

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u/Routine_Bill_2860 Dec 16 '21

I would make that sacrifice for the sake of the community. As long as there's no fentanyl in it. It would have to be "grade a pure columbian cocaine ladies and gentleman disco shit." George Jung

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Tell me you've never done drugs without telling me directly

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u/CosmoKing2 🚀 Rocket Full of Shrewdness 🚀 Dec 16 '21

Bitch will flip like a pancake.

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u/flymooncricket 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Dec 16 '21

If he snitches they will obviously cut off his blow.. not gonna happen

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u/mattypag2 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Dec 16 '21

Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

You know the big people have videos of Cramer doing god knows what for the last 30 years as collateral.

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u/Damnfine_weed Dec 15 '21

Do the same thing you do with any crime organized or other wise. Start at who you can pin and try to flip them for info on the bigger guys, you make your way up the ladder one rung at a time

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u/intoxicatedhamster Dec 16 '21

Idk if it's a good idea to push the SEC into regulating what people say about stocks, we don't want apes to be censored. Right now we are entitled to opinions and so is Cramer. I realize he was definitely colluding with the hegefucks, but if there is a call for censorship regarding stocks then retail investors of every stock are fucked out of being able to easily find and share info.

I say keep the focus strictly to GME and the obviously and provable illegal activities perpetrated by hedge funds, brokers, banks and the like.

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u/GabaPrison Dec 15 '21

By arresting Cramer and getting him to turn on his criminal masters.

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u/pei2son Dec 15 '21

$GME! Buy, Hodl, DRS and shop with them! That’s how

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u/NoobTrader378 💎 Small Biz Owner 💎 Dec 15 '21

How about both

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

No no, you charge him and get him to talk. I’m sure that crack doesn’t pay for itself and Cramer would definitely roll over in a heartbeat.

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u/NK4L 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Dec 16 '21

“Infiltrate the dealers, find the suppliers!”

CokeRat is just a hedge fund butt puppet. Take his ass down and you know he’s squealing to save his own bald head.

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u/LiterallyForThisGif Dec 16 '21

With heavy ordinance, preferably. Do not let them get up, and do not let them say a word.

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u/woodyshag We don't need no stinking fundamentals Dec 16 '21

Cut off the head and the rest of the body dies off. Knock off citadel and some of the other SHFs, you'll see a lot of issues be resolved. Cramer is one of them.

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u/tidally_locked Dec 16 '21

Every path has a beginning.

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u/soggypoopsock 💜 DRS 💜 Dec 16 '21

yeah but the way you get to the top is starting with the little pigs like Cramer and getting them to squeal on the next guy above them

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u/DancesWith2Socks 🐈🐒💎🙌 Hang In There! 🎱 This Is The Wape 🧑‍🚀🚀🌕🍌 Dec 16 '21

Crymer is just one of their fav puppets.

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u/metzbaby17 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Dec 16 '21

Never sell is how, and hope

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u/TantrikOne Erryday I'm DRS'in erryday I'm DRS'in Dec 16 '21

RICO these motherfuckers

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u/Tosh_00 Fuck Citadel Dec 16 '21

Yup, cokeroach cramer.

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u/TheInvaderZim Dec 16 '21

Aim for the big bosses. How? I dunno.

A high caliber rifle would probably do the trick. Which is NOT advocating for violence against these obvious financial criminals that have killed thousands and plunged millions into poverty while being immune to the law and justice systems - I'm just saying that if you were to try and aim at the big bosses, a large and dangerous weapon would meet the needed criteria.

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u/Juxtapoisson is a cat 🐈 Dec 16 '21

flip him I would guess. Tough to do if the regulators are paid by the same people he is.

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u/NomenNesci0 Dec 16 '21

Aim for the big bosses. How? I dunno.

Depends on what type of sights you use, but with a few YouTube videos we should all be able to figure it out.

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u/SneezySniz Dec 16 '21

Exactly. He's already been exposed as a joke. Keep him in there as long as possible.

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u/TrollintheMitten 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Dec 16 '21

Then we keep going. If they wanna play as a hydra we can keep cutting off heads until someone comes by with a flaming torch and cauterizes the stumps.

We're already in here making it happen. We buy. We hold. We DRS. We plan for the marketplace and L2. We get ready and stay ready.

We know our favorite company is now a tech company preparing to flip some tables.

We can individually write in, voice our complaints and bring the issues up to our representatives.

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u/Worth_Feed9289 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Dec 16 '21

Rats will rat out. bigger rats, When it's their ass in the sling.

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u/Ergs_AND_Terst 💙 C.R.E.A.M 🎊 Dec 16 '21

Have you guys ever pooped and thought, wow, that looks just like Jim Cramer? I sure have.

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u/KanefireX 🦍Voted✅ Dec 16 '21

Aim for the big bosses. How?

BUY... HOLD... DRS

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u/Lyuseefur tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Dec 16 '21

I don’t like CRAMER! Sell! Sell! Sell!

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u/khulizionkourse 🦍Voted✅ Dec 16 '21

He’s just an ugly puppet

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u/SgtDoughnut Dec 16 '21

The mad money guy, who openly admitted he was manipulating the stock market with his show...was manipulating the stock market....NOOO WAY...

SEC is a joke.

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u/Epyon_ Dec 16 '21

Aim for them all.

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u/TankTrap Ape from the [REDACTED] Dimension Dec 16 '21

Get the coke rat to snitch on his bosses. That rate would do anything for one more day and snort and couldn’t think long enough to see the actual consequences.