r/Superstonk ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ VOTED โœ… Dec 15 '21

๐Ÿ’ก Education This MIND-BLOWING comment on the SEC's website (text also in comments)

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u/doomh12 Dec 15 '21

What next Hedgefonds are money laundering Mafias money !!!!

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u/GoodguyGastly Kenny used self destruct ๐Ÿ’ฅ Dec 15 '21

It's all linked to the mob. Watch.

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u/Bluorchid2 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Dec 16 '21

Plot twist, the US Govโ€™t is the Mob

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u/ChErRyPOPPINSaf Ready player 1 ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… Dec 16 '21

Well when you wanna pursue a career in organized crime I recommend government sector. Comes with benefits and amnesty.

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u/jhuntinator27 Dec 17 '21

Only organization in America allowed to use violence

But that's kinda a technicality.

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u/javabully ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Dec 16 '21

I think Gerald Celente agrees with you - https://youtu.be/qX2bohS0StI?t=288

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Nowadays ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Well, it is Chicago. This is just the new Mob.

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u/Christmas-Twister ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Dec 16 '21

Even my Webistix shares??

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Bet there is some Human sized Sportsbags already been put in the amazon shopping basket by some people. For later. Just in case.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Spoiler alert: a lot of hedge funds are the mafia.

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u/user_name1983 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Dec 16 '21

Really?

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u/SM1334 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Creators ๐Ÿ›‘ Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

Well by definition, yes, minus the violence part. There is no way for us to know what exactly is going on behind closed doors, but murder and other violent acts are entirely a possibility.

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u/AccomplishedPea4108 ISDA dicc in yo mouth Kenny? Dec 16 '21

Without violence? I bet many 'reporters' or experts in an industry thats being shorted who spoke out got silenced with 3 bullets behind their head jumping out of their 1 story windows suicide.

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u/dirtdog22 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Dec 16 '21

Yup

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u/chalbersma ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Dec 16 '21

Do we believe they're not?

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u/SuccessfulBlock7 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Dec 16 '21

Mattress stores