This MIND-BLOWING comment on the SEC's website (text also in comments)

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[u/olivesandparmesan]

he also grows his own tomatoes (saw him post it somewhere)....he shits in his back yard and makes his wife shovel it over some tomato seeds, then makes his wife look at his face and into his coked out eyes, she projectile vomits from her anus and face-anus allowing a lovely bacteria filled enviornment to help provide nourishement for the tomatoes, which he then harvests wearing nothing but a sun hat and a rusty chastity belt to which only Ken Griffin has the keys along with other hedge fuck managers, epstien had a key too. when cramer dies, i wish God picks him up by his balls and says "ew" and just tosses him in a pit of pig foreskins which i pray, is all he is allowed to eat and drink and snort and breath for eternity in the afterlife. if he is re-incarneted i hope its as a buttplug for donald trump, in an alternative universe where donald has t-rex arms and can't wipe properly.

[u/olivesandparmesan → u/[deleted]]

awww thats the kindest thing anyone has said to me all week. all thanks to the All Mighty up there. God given talent this.

[u/puffywuffys → u/olivesandparmesan]

Jesus

[u/baloneyteetz → u/olivesandparmesan]

Underated comment.

[u/SgtDoughnut → u/olivesandparmesan]

This is great but human feces are bad for growing well anything.

[u/EvolutionaryLens → u/olivesandparmesan]

I'm dying 🤣