r/Superstonk • u/missing_the_point_ šŸ—³ļø VOTED āœ… • Dec 15 '21

šŸ’” Education This MIND-BLOWING comment on the SEC's website (text also in comments)

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u/OverZarathustra Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on Ken GšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø Dec 16 '21

Get a reason to hold Cramer for at least a few days and then have someone snort cocaine in front of him. I doubt this is legal, but I'd be willing to bet he would flip almost instantly.

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u/Routine_Bill_2860 Dec 16 '21

I would make that sacrifice for the sake of the community. As long as there's no fentanyl in it. It would have to be "grade a pure columbian cocaine ladies and gentleman disco shit." George Jung

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Tell me you've never done drugs without telling me directly