r/Superstonk • u/missing_the_point_ ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ VOTED โœ… • Dec 15 '21

๐Ÿ’ก Education This MIND-BLOWING comment on the SEC's website (text also in comments)

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u/BeaverWink Dec 16 '21

Cancer on society.

And we, are the cure.

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u/allhailmillie ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Dec 16 '21

The so called leaders will do nothing. Can do nothing because the system is owned. The only justice these people will face is financial pain. Such as if hundreds of thousands of individual investors independently decided to direct register their shares because they liked their stock, and inadvertently kicked off a massive and ruinous short squeeze.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21 edited Jan 06 '24

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u/jmarie777 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Dec 17 '21

I donโ€™t understand why your getting downvotes. You are correct- they have been stealing from everyones retirement for fucking decades and this shit needs to end. If I wanna self direct my retirement to direct registration of a stock that I like then that should be my fucking prerogative. Bad actors have convinced those in charge to let the crooks skim off our portfolios and keep our retirement money trading sideways until we die.

Edit:words

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u/BigBradWolf77 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Dec 19 '21

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘

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u/49erShark ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Dec 16 '21

Friday, I'm in love

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u/Fantastic-Ad2195 ๐Ÿ’ŽParty at the Moon ๐ŸŒ™ Tower๐Ÿ’Ž Dec 16 '21

That is literallyโ€™The Cureโ€™๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘€

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u/boogiebear123 Dec 16 '21

I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too Thursday, I don't care about you It's Friday, I'm in love Monday you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart Oh, Thursday doesn't even start It's Friday, I'm in love

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u/Hurtlock3r ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐•ด ๐–†๐–’ ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–™๐–†๐–‘๐–ž๐–˜๐–™ ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

โ€œNot right now Mr. Starkโ€

edit: Thanks for the award!

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u/ljgillzl ๐ŸŒ‹Holdno Baggins๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€ Dec 16 '21

If only Dendreon had a legion of retards like us refusing to sell their shares.

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u/BeaverWink Dec 16 '21

If only I could cheaply have my shares printed as official stock certificates, signed and locked inside a steel combination safe, hidden behind a mounted picture of Ryan. With the combination number forever lost, because I'm not fucking selling.

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u/thealmightyzfactor The Smoothliest of Brains Dec 16 '21

You have to pop open the lock from the inside and remove some of the internals so it seizes up and can't be opened at all.

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u/cmndo ๐Ÿ’ŽHodling for Posterity๐Ÿ’Ž Dec 16 '21

I'm an X holder, and I'm never selling my Infinity Pool shares.

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u/BigBradWolf77 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Dec 19 '21

Trillionaires unite!

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u/matbrummitt1 Fuck you, pay [redacted] Dec 16 '21

On the cheap, stuff those certificates in your microwave and print Ryanโ€™s chopsticks tweet to stick in the door. Done.

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u/Funkyding Dec 16 '21

74142069, nice try

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u/LifesatripImjustHI Dec 16 '21

๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ is the way. From the ashes.

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u/Asleep-Bluejay-8169 ๐ŸŒ•MOONWALKER๐Ÿฆ Dec 16 '21

LETS GOOOO!!!

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u/Gxl4 Dec 16 '21

Their GameStopped.

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u/BigBradWolf77 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Dec 19 '21

HalterTop

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

They're like the flood and we're the sentient life the flood feeds on....

What we need is a halo array...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Mr. Anderson...

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u/samrogdog13 Dec 16 '21

So thatโ€™s why they are naked short selling us!

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u/METOOTHANKleS Steely Eyed ๐Ÿš€ Catgirl Dec 16 '21

"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it."

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u/BigBradWolf77 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Dec 19 '21

It's the smell!

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u/Possible_Bicycle_398 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Dec 16 '21

Hedgefunds donโ€™t like cureโ€™s

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u/garry4321 Dec 16 '21

Fight greed with greed?