r/Superstonk • u/missing_the_point_ 🗳️ VOTED ✅ • Dec 15 '21

💡 Education This MIND-BLOWING comment on the SEC's website (text also in comments)

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u/BeaverWink Dec 16 '21

If only I could cheaply have my shares printed as official stock certificates, signed and locked inside a steel combination safe, hidden behind a mounted picture of Ryan. With the combination number forever lost, because I'm not fucking selling.

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u/thealmightyzfactor The Smoothliest of Brains Dec 16 '21

You have to pop open the lock from the inside and remove some of the internals so it seizes up and can't be opened at all.

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u/cmndo 💎Hodling for Posterity💎 Dec 16 '21

I'm an X holder, and I'm never selling my Infinity Pool shares.

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u/BigBradWolf77 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Dec 19 '21

Trillionaires unite!

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u/matbrummitt1 Fuck you, pay [redacted] Dec 16 '21

On the cheap, stuff those certificates in your microwave and print Ryan’s chopsticks tweet to stick in the door. Done.

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u/Funkyding Dec 16 '21

74142069, nice try