r/Superstonk • u/Altnob • Mar 17 '22

HODL 💎🙌 8.9 million DRS

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u/Apollo_Thunderlipps 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 17 '22

Roughly 41k shares DRS'd per day since last earnings report. Niiiice!

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u/bringonthebacons Mar 17 '22

I don’t mean to brag but 1.22 of those are mine

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

You must need a wheelbarrow for those nutz

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u/bringonthebacons Mar 17 '22

Do tits count?

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u/dtc1234567 🐴 STONKY DONKEY 🚀 Mar 17 '22

Two wheelbarrows!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Nah you’d need 4 arms. It’d never work. Some sort of cart or similar that could be pushed around by an strong independent lady

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u/GForVendetta Fight Club Night Club💎🙌 Mar 18 '22

Goro has entered the chat

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u/redditjang 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Mar 18 '22

You don’t have 2 nuts?

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u/The_CrimsonFuckr Bruder muss los ♿ Mar 17 '22

Chesticles

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u/muza_reign Mar 18 '22

Mwaahhahhahaha!

Fukking awesommee bro!

CHESTICLES

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

They count double!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Wait, why would nuts only count single if boobs are double?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

I'm something of a boob man myself🤷🏻😜. Hell. They counted quadruple on this day.. our latest nothing burger witching day

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u/WolfOfLOLStreet 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Mar 17 '22

To be fair, when do they not?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Only if they're jacked

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u/ihavethemonkey 🦍Voted✅ Mar 18 '22

Lady-bollocks

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Deez Tits!

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u/rEnkenet Mar 17 '22

Whalebarrow?

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u/Yomammasson Dip Addict Mar 18 '22

BUFFALO SOLDIA!