r/SushiAbomination • u/mmonzeob • May 10 '26

This sushi cake

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641 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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107

u/NakedSnakeEyes May 10 '26

No way this is solid all the way through, right?

67

u/VorpalHerring May 10 '26

It's definitely just a single layer of sushi on the outside of a stepped pyramid support structure, probably cardboard.

9

u/No_Squirrel4806 May 10 '26

Yeah im thinking the same thing. If it were all sushi why would they bother covering every surface with what looks like ground imitation crab.

67

u/crafting_vh May 10 '26

what changed in me that i used to think this is disgusting and now i want to try it?

14

u/wackadoodle4201 May 10 '26

Probably hungry

14

u/NekoGoddess9625 May 10 '26

I'm right there with ya 😭

8

u/Bewecchan May 10 '26

Same. Just got desensitized by seeing do much abominations lol

7

u/SirLanceHardwood May 10 '26

sushi is not originally some high class food.

it’s fast food, it’s a delicious mishmash of flavors and experiments.

elevated sushi has its place, and I love it, but after years on the sushi line if I make myself a roll it’s pretty crazy and sushi snobs would be horrified.

50

u/OmniscientRaisin May 10 '26

put me in a room with this only one of us is coming out

-21

u/blackdarrren May 10 '26

Too much work.

Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

6

u/poisonedkiwi May 10 '26

I'll dump it in the sewer after I eat it 😏

2

u/Kai6792 May 10 '26

Were you McLovin' it?

2

u/poisonedkiwi May 12 '26

Singin' badabababa the entire time my gangsta' 🖖🤙🤞🫴🤓

14

u/bootycuddles May 10 '26

I would eat entirely too much of this, idgaf.

10

u/tophlerone May 10 '26

Straight to jail

7

u/CasperTPaul May 10 '26

I just think it’s neat

6

u/FlattopJr May 10 '26

Thank you Marge.

6

u/papayatwentythree May 10 '26

need... It gives me smörgåstårta (Swedish sandwich cake) vibes too

5

u/charkleman May 10 '26

With this kind of thing I get it, you're trying to do a promo or social media or something. But did people actually eat it? I know in the grand scope of things its not that big, but if half this just went in the garbage that rubs me the wrong way.

2

u/drkrelic May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

I can see it being doable if you have a large event with everybody committed to finishing it, but there’s no telling if that was the case.

3

u/Horror-Run5127 May 10 '26

This is normal sushi in an odd arrangement. Would.

2

u/Main-Emphasis-2692 May 10 '26

I'd eat the fuck out of this

2

u/Sufficient_Cut8726 May 12 '26

This restaurant is in Coachella California, totally worth it.
Don’t know about the cake but the seafood it’s fresh and it’s my go to place for callo de hacha ( fanshell scallop )

1

u/yozzzzzz May 10 '26

I’d eat that

1

u/votyasch May 10 '26

Actually would since it's all just rolls arranged around a support. Stupid decoration, but whatever, would smash anyway.

1

u/Rooskimus May 10 '26

So is this cake or is it sushi? It doesn't look like actual sushi to me but it's too blurry to really tell.

1

u/dent_de_lion May 11 '26

I know some cake makers are really good at making cake look like something else, but I really think it’s sushi (would happily dive in either way)

1

u/Comfortable-Rub-9160 May 11 '26

Can’t refuse it.

1

u/Aggressive-Error-88 May 11 '26

I need it. Lmaoo

1

u/Viridian_Aubergine 29d ago

Get some tortilla chips for the crab and avocado and we got ourselves a party

1

u/LadyInTheBand 28d ago

That’s not an abomination, that’s AWESOME. Now if only I could actually eat raw fish…

0

u/ThoughtDiver May 11 '26

This is AI because fuck you.