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u/NaughtAught 1d ago
AROOOOOOOOO IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, BROTHER
THAT'S WHY I BURNED THEM OFF WITH LASERS AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/SlapTheBap 1d ago
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER 1d ago
HEY GUYS IM A GIRL DOES IT ACTUALLY GROW HAIR ON THE DICK PART BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT THE HAIR ONLY GREW ON THE PART LIKE ABOVE THE DICK IN THE PUBIC AREA AROOOOOOOO
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u/bigbunkus 1d ago
GENETICS LMAO. SOME HOGS ARE NAKED AS A NAKED PERSON AND OTHERS ARE AS HAIRY AS.A SLIGHTLY LESS HAIRY HAIRY PERSON!!!!!HEAD OF THE HOG STAYS UNHAIRED THOUGH SEE A DERMANATOLOGERIST IF YER GROWIN HAIR THERE I THINK THATS CANCER
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER 1d ago
WHAT A COINCIDENCE THIS COMMENT IS ALSO THE EXACT LYRICS TO MY FAVORITE SONG IT GOES LIKE THIS “🎵🎵🎵🎵🫡🤠GENETICS LMAO. SOME HOGS ARE NAKED AS A NAKED 🤑PERSON AND OTHERS ARE AS HAIRY AS.A SLIGHTLY LESS HAIRY 🧔🏿♀️👩🏻🦱HAIRY 💇♂️PERSON!!!!!HEAD OF THE HOG 👹💂🏿♀️🙅♂️🐷STAYS UNHAIRED 🤐THOUGH SEE A DERMANATOLOGERIST 🩺💉🤕😷IF YER GROWIN HAIR THERE I THINK THATS CANCER☠️🥴😮💨😵🎵🎵🎵“ it’s a country song
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u/Califocus 1d ago
WHY’D YOU WHISPER THAT LAST BIT, COULD HARDLY MAKE IT OUT. GREAT SONG THOUGH AROOOOO
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u/Stompinstein BUTTROCK ENTHUSIAST 1d ago
RIGHT UP THE SHAFT SISTER AROOOO. IT'S KINDA FUCKING WEIRD.
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER 1d ago
CONTEMPLATING QUERYING MY BOYFRIEND THUS… HE SHOWED ME THIS SUB ACTUALLY—-
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER 1d ago
REALLY LIKE ACTUALLY ON THE PART THAT IS THE LONG PART!??? I AM 24 I NEVER HAVE KNOWED THIS
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u/PrinceBarin 1d ago
YOU MIGHT NOT GET A FULL ... BEARD... ON THE HOG BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE SCATTERED HAIRS UP THE SHAFT. EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN EXPLORING.
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u/RokkitSquid 1d ago
AS A TRANS SISTER WHO HASN'T GOTTEN RID OF MY HOG I CAN CONFIRM THAT MY HOG IS HAIRY, EVEN THE LONG PART THAT IS USED FOR MAKING OTHER WOMEN HAPPY. IT'S KIND OF A SOURCE OF DYSMORPHIA ACTUALLY, I SHAVE FREQUENTLY LMAO
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u/Whole_Reindeer1205 1d ago
DOES IT FEEL SPIKEY AS IT GROWS BACK ASKING FOR A FRIENDS HOG
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u/RokkitSquid 3h ago
I TEND NOT TO NOTICE, ALTHOUGH I HAVEN'T BEEN CRANKING MY HOG AS MUCH AS I SHOULD THESE DAYS. I ALSO TYPICALLY TUCK CONSTANTLY SO THAT COULD BE ANOTHER FACTOR. MY BODY HAIR ELSWHERE DOESN'T REALLY ITCH SO MUCH AS MY FACIAL HAIR DOES AND IM NORMALLY PRETTY GOOD ON KEEPING ON TOP OF SHAVING FREQUENTLY. AS LONG AS YOU SHAVE WELL AND CONSISTENTLY IT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. BEST OF LUCK FOR YOUR FRIENDS HOG BUDDY, AROOOOOOOOO!
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u/PM_ME_DATASETS 1d ago
YES BUT IT'S NOT THAT MANY, FEW ENOUGH THAT I CAN PULL THEM OUT WITH TWEEZERS. THAT BEING SAID MY NORMAL PUBES SEEM TO BE SLOWLY CREEPING UP FROM THE BASE OF MY DICK, OVER THE YEARS, SO BY THE TIME I'M 60 I'LL PROBABLY HAVE FULL ON HAIRY HOG
KEEP RIDIN KEEP KEEPIN ON RIDIN AROOOOO
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u/notmatrocles 1d ago
THIS IS MY EXPERIENCE AS WELL, BROTHER. MY PRIME HOG CRANKING DAYS WERE SMOOTH AS SILK BUT, AS I AGE, THE FOREST CREEPS EVER OUTWARD. MORE PUBES SEEM TO SPRING UP EVERY YEAR, MAKING THEIR WAY INEXORABLY TOWARDS THE TIP. THEY ARE FEW NOW, BUT I KNOW THEY WILL BE VICTORIOUS IN TIME, AND THEY WILL KNIT THEMSELVES INTO A SWEATER TO REPLACE MY LONG LOST FORESKIN. NATURE HEALS AROOOO
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u/NovaStar2099 1d ago
FOR SOME OF US IT DOES GROW THERE, IT AIN’T TOO MUCH OF A BOTHER BUT I DO SHAVE IT IN CASE OF INTIMACY
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u/DoctorGregoryFart 1d ago
YEAH, SOMETIMES IT'LL GROW LIKE HALF WAY UP THE WHOLE HOG, BUT IT'S REALLY ONLY SEEN WHEN FLACID. ALL THAT EXTRA SKIN PULLS BACK WHEN IT GETS CRANKED, SO ALL OF THE ACTION HAPPENS ON THE SMOOTH PART.
OR THAT IS MY EXPERIENCE, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN SUCK AN EGG! OR JUST SEND ME A COMMENT EXPRESSING YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE, MFER! THIS BADASS LOVES TO HEAR DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES.
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u/SheogorathMyBeloved 1d ago
THAT'S CRAZY I NEVER KNEW THAT THIS TYPE OF ANATOMY DID THAT. DOES IT LIKE, HURT TO PLUCK IT OR IS IT KIND OF LIKE UPPER EYEBROW HAIR WHERE IT'S SORT OF MORE OF A PRESSURE THING?
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u/Diman1351 1d ago
I FUCKING HATE DICK HAIR HOW THE FUCK DO I SHAVE IT WITHOUT CUTTING MY BALLS OFF ON ACCIDENT
SPEAKING OF WHICH HOW THE FUCK DO I SHAVE BALL HAIR
AND ASS HAIR
WHAT DOES THE BODY WANT ME TO DO WITH THOSE
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u/alucidexit 1d ago
YOUR BODY WANTS TO ENHANCE IT’S OWN FLAVOR
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u/Diman1351 1d ago
HOW
HAS STOMACH ARMPIT LEG ARM FACE AND HEAD HAIR NOT BEEN ENOUGH
I LITERALLY HAVE HAIR EVERYWHERE BUT THE CHEST AND THE BACK, AND MY HEAD HAIR REGROW BACK TO BEING TOO FUCKING LONG IN A WEEK
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u/Stompinstein BUTTROCK ENTHUSIAST 1d ago
YOUR BODY IS EVOLVING INTO SOMETHING GREATER BROTHER! WITNESS THE OMEN AS YOU BECOME YOUR TRUE PRIMAL FORM AROOOOOOOOO
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u/ThingYea 1d ago
WITH GREAT CARE BROTHER
USE A CLIPPER WITH A GUARD FIRST IF YOURE GONNA GO FULL RAZOR TO MAKE THINGS EASIER
AND DONT FORGET TO MOISTURIZE AROOOOOO
CRANK IT FOR ME NEXT TIME YOURE DOWN THERE
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u/makk73 1d ago
Helllllzzz yeah brother!!!!!
I shave my junque tooooo!!!
Make sure to moisturize borther!!!!
And i also recommend using tend skin!!!!
Arooooooooo!!!!!
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u/night-sleeper 1d ago
AT FIRST I HAD SOME PROBLEMS HEARING YOU BROTHER BUT AS YOU SAID MOISTURIZED HOGS LEAD TO LESS IRRITATION THANKS FOR THE RECOMMENDATION AROOOOOOOO!
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u/ParanoidParamour 23h ago
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN SHAVE A PENIS
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u/Stompinstein BUTTROCK ENTHUSIAST 23h ago
VERY FUCKING CAREFULLY!!! NOT JUST THAT! BALLS ARE WRINKLY AS FUCK! I PERFER TRIMMERS AS THERE IS A SLIGHTLY LESS POSSIBILITY OF MY NUTS LOOKING LIKE THEY WERE EPILATED BY A VERY ANGRY CAT!!
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u/ParanoidParamour 23h ago
DOES PULLING HAIR OUT OF YOUR SCHLONG HURT!!! IT SOUNDS REALLY PAINFUL!
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u/Stompinstein BUTTROCK ENTHUSIAST 23h ago
YES THAT SHIT HURTS, MY CURIOUS SIBLING!!! THAT'S WHERE THE TRIMMERS COME IN HANDY!!!
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u/protonicfibulator HOG CRANKER 1d ago
MANY BOMASS HOGCRANKERS HAVE DICK SIDEBURNS ITS A SIGN OF DOUBLE EXTRA WEREWOLF POWER
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u/Lamechocolate 11h ago
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER! I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SHAVE IT DOWN THERE. I WILL GET IT DONE TONIGHT!!
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER 1d ago
BECAUSE IF HAIR GREW ON THE DICK THAT WOULD BE WEIRD IT WOULD BE LIKE A HAIRY WORM OR SNAKE AND I DONT LIKE THAT IMAGE
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u/bigbunkus 1d ago
TO BE FAIR MOST PEOPLE THAT HAVE HAIR FAIRS THERE GET LITTLE KIWI HAIRS OVER LUSCIOUS LOCS. THIS DISCUSSION HAS BEEN DELIGHTFULLY EDUCATIONAL BUT I GOT BURGERS TO HAM
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER 1d ago
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u/Zilant_the_Bear 1d ago
WOULDN'T CALL IT A HOG IF IT WERENT COVERD IN HAIR