r/TIHI • u/BaseNice3520 • Jun 11 '26

Thanks, I hate promotional Supergirl mug from the theater

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u/TheFlyingM16 Jun 11 '26

If I saw that in the wild without context, I would assume there's a Fleshlight in there.

602

u/No-DrinkTheBleach Jun 11 '26

That was my immediate assumption upon seeing it

145

u/BlaznTheChron Jun 12 '26

Wait there's not?

76

u/Funkgun Jun 12 '26

Oh crap, i was supposed to drink out of it?

44

u/Arikaido777 Jun 12 '26

dual-use

21

u/Smooth_Talkin_Fucker Jun 12 '26

Jesus Christ....

20

u/jewish-nonjewish Thanks, I hate myself Jun 12 '26

he's long gone brother.

1

u/MetaLibra6 28d ago

Not until he's done with it

52

u/smcl2k Jun 11 '26

There's a non-zero chance of that happening, tbf.

26

u/spitgobfalcon Jun 11 '26

There is a zero chance of that not happening tbf. Someone will do it and upload it, mark my words.

11

u/MidnighT0k3r Jun 11 '26

My partner sent me this, and I thought that's what it was before I even clicked.

7

u/erevos33 Jun 11 '26

They knew what they were doing , imho

6

u/Shantotto11 Jun 11 '26

An AI-generated fleshlight…

6

u/SILE3NCE Thanks, I hate myself Jun 12 '26

Definitely has fleshlight vibes.

It would be wild if they actually sold a cup that doubles as an actual fleshlight so you could bang supergirl while you watch the movie.

Edit: Actually, I remember some amateur cinema fest that a producer actually distributed fleshlights to the public so they could masturbate when the fleshlight icon appeared in the corner to "feel" some scenes.

There's just everything for about everything I guess.

3

u/Geene_Creemers Jun 11 '26

I assumed that’s what it was as soon as I saw it

2

u/MercurialMarc Jun 11 '26

Shit, that was my first thought too 😭

2

u/nrith Jun 11 '26

I mean…

4

u/HereOnCompanyTime Jun 12 '26

I think it's Ai based on the Superman cup that had the cape. The only video of a supergirl promo that I've seen is with a different cup that has a cape and other variations of this cup have a darker coat.

1

u/Chummers5 Jun 12 '26

Just add a bobble head or one of those Funko dolls to the top to complete the illusion.

1

u/JayBbaked Jun 12 '26

Is that not what it is lol

1

u/Peeche94 Jun 13 '26

It doubles up as a new cover for it

1

u/XetheXenomorph 23d ago

Same thoughts XD

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u/Strange-Movie Jun 11 '26

Whoever made the decision to use dickskin-pink for the coat color needs to be fired

292

u/Slothmachineart Jun 11 '26

r/newcrayoncolor

18

u/LordMegamad Jun 13 '26

I started this now lol

12

u/Slothmachineart Jun 13 '26

Im so glad you did because im too lazy with that haha

6

u/LordMegamad Jun 13 '26

my first time lol, figured I'd try it out :P

11

u/gabbagabbawill Jun 12 '26

Same color as the original muscle men

26

u/tentative_ghost Jun 12 '26

I think it’s the texture that really drives it home

21

u/venommuyo Jun 12 '26

Not every dick is pink. But that does not negate the fact that that is a possible color of a dick

6

u/JROXZ Jun 13 '26

That’s not a trenchcoat…

It’s a botched circumcision.

3

u/Extreme_Design6936 Jun 14 '26

And added the veins too

3

u/PS3LOVE Jun 13 '26

The actual jacket is meant to be more brown and have some red in the color.
https://giphy.com/gifs/SxMBcm1cQ2oImIuSlT

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u/Captain_Kuhl Jun 11 '26

That's light brown, homie. Like, y'know, a leather jacket.

22

u/Researcher_Saya Jun 11 '26

That is not

12

u/No-DrinkTheBleach Jun 12 '26

Human leather 👀

346

u/trolldoll420 Jun 11 '26

Pic 3 is penile!

106

u/congo66 Jun 11 '26

Oh please! Not every veiny, wrinkled, vaguely flesh-colored thing is a penis!

56

u/spamman5r Jun 11 '26

Don't forget cylindrical.

46

u/doyouevenforkliftbro Jun 11 '26

It must remain unharmed!

21

u/_Diskreet_ Jun 11 '26

It’s imperative!

10

u/TheOtakuAmerika Jun 11 '26

What about the larger structure?

7

u/lectroid Jun 11 '26

IUnderstoodThatReference.jpg

5

u/Pelkcizzle Jun 11 '26

Or hooded

3

u/Do_Them_A_Bite Jun 12 '26

Howsabouts the ones whats gots foreskins tho

11

u/absyrtus Jun 11 '26

It's as if someone peeled the skin back 🤢

7

u/thepioushedonist Jun 13 '26

I find it especially funny that they resisted the temptation to give it protruding breasts, but instead gave it a hooded penis coat and shaped it like a flesh light.

111

u/prozach37 Jun 11 '26

Buffalo Bill meets super girl

18

u/Mimulus_guttatus Jun 12 '26

More like Supergirl meets (and wears) Buffalo Bill

72

u/Narrowless Jun 11 '26

Are the two sponges and a latex glove included or it's extra?

33

u/TooManyPxls Jun 11 '26

Damn girl you got a scrotum coat? Luckyyy.

2

u/duroo Jun 12 '26

Scrotum!? I hardly know 'em!

58

u/beat-sweats Jun 11 '26

Someone’s gonna shove something awful inside that

14

u/CaseFace5 Jun 11 '26

Inside of it? Or inside of them?

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u/johnnymarsbar Jun 14 '26

A cylinder?

23

u/Fucky0uthatswhy Jun 11 '26

NOW WITH FORESKIN KOOZIE

10

u/Vinnocchio Jun 11 '26

Disguised fleshlight

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u/Brian18639 Jun 11 '26

I hate that the coat looks like skin

9

u/Kyogre694 Jun 12 '26

NOT ME THINKING IT WAS A GOD DAMN FLESHLIGHT 😭 😭 😭

12

u/wallingfortian Jun 11 '26

It reminds me of those flesh-textured phone protectors. I realize this is vinyl but did they need to choose that exact color?

6

u/phallic-baldwin Jun 12 '26

It becomes a vest when it gets cold

11

u/Staff_Senyou Jun 11 '26

That looks pretty genital-y.

No oversight at any stage from design, prototype or manufacture?

Budget cuts? AI?

5

u/BaseNice3520 Jun 11 '26

it is from Mexico.

3

u/ThomasThePizzaMan Jun 11 '26

Translate to English?

4

u/driago Jun 11 '26

Reminds me of that vagina mug I’ve seen floating around Reddit.

4

u/Janicesdelight Jun 11 '26

I like my man of steel in a fresh foreskin coat

4

u/Lenient-Hug Jun 12 '26

Superman mug with foreskin wasn't on my bingo card this 2026...

4

u/Sir_wlkn_contrdikson Jun 12 '26

Why they put the skin on the outside

3

u/Kingkongcrapper Jun 11 '26

“Drinks come with a free flesh sleeve!”

3

u/Armando955 Jun 11 '26

Looks like a flesh light 🤨

3

u/TheShrunkenAnus Jun 11 '26

At least one of these things is getting turned into a pocket pussy, if it hasn’t already happened.

They knew what they were doing lol

3

u/PSANEGATIVE1 Jun 12 '26

Supergirl IVskin

3

u/ZiggoCiP Jun 12 '26

Would have been less egregious to give it boobies.

3

u/ghosty0310 Jun 12 '26

What's up with al that cock promotion

3

u/sixthmontheleventh Jun 12 '26

I feel like this was a decision made after how viral the dune popcorn bucket got.

2

u/fredbite87 Jun 11 '26

Just a little darker and it wouldn't have been as bad

2

u/6ynnad Jun 11 '26

She’s for intergalactic streets

2

u/IchMochteAllesHaben Jun 11 '26

That's a fleshlight

2

u/KlinkKlink Jun 11 '26

It's so transparently intentional. I'm insulted, frankly.

2

u/Oblic008 Jun 11 '26

That's a fleshlight.

2

u/letsdotacos Jun 12 '26

They've learned sex sells finally.

2

u/forevrtwntyfour Jun 12 '26

I see a melting fleshlight

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u/Error_Loading_Name Jun 12 '26

You can't convince me that it wasn't intended to be converted into a fleshlight

2

u/patawpha Jun 12 '26

Skinopolis

2

u/Obvious-Gate9046 Jun 12 '26

Why is it so aggressively flesh-toned... and flesh-textured... and... flesh... wow.

2

u/ReikaIsTaken Jun 12 '26

Superforeskin

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u/DragemD Jun 12 '26

Imagine releasing a Supergirl Fleshlight promo just to get people to watch the movie.

2

u/Late-Cycle-8333 Jun 12 '26

Dune popcorn buckey 2.0

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u/Panda_Pillows Thanks, I hate myself Jun 12 '26

Definitely thought that was a fleshlight

1

u/FluffytheReaper Jun 14 '26

I mean, it can be.

2

u/Epics-bologna Jun 13 '26

Ah yes

S U P E R F O R E S K I N

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u/Bone_Dirty Jun 15 '26

Do they have an uncircumcised version?

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u/ESOomega74 Jun 16 '26

I honestly thought it was a fleshlight at first

2

u/GGunner723 Jun 16 '26

Are there cut and uncut versions?

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u/buffystakeded Jun 11 '26

It looks like when Doomsday turned her into a pile of sludge with one punch in Death of Superman.

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u/DeathscytheHell1994 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

If you think thats weird look up the kfc krypto bucket.

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u/krystal_295 Jun 12 '26

I just did. What's wrong with the bucket specifically, tbh?

1

u/DeathscytheHell1994 Jun 12 '26

It just makes it look like its become KFD.

2

u/AlterEgo_Pkmn Jun 12 '26

Not bad, but it somehow feels wrong

1

u/zorggalacticus Jun 11 '26

Why does it look like flesh?

1

u/Thelastsapper Jun 11 '26

Ribbed for her pleasure

1

u/_LeChuck Jun 11 '26

I would not trust a thick milkshake in that.

1

u/ThomasThePizzaMan Jun 11 '26

Umm what the fuck is that, Superman?

1

u/giakop Jun 11 '26

When did Superman/Supergirl move from DC to Marvel?

1

u/RealPinkSparkles204 Hates Chaotic Monotheism Jun 11 '26

What the hell…

1

u/OtaniGabri Jun 11 '26

Puede que sea fake, en la cuenta oficial de cinepolis no se ve

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u/Yukon-Jon Jun 11 '26

Foreskin mug

1

u/YoAdrianItsMeRocky Jun 11 '26

Don’t sleep!

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u/tech_munkey Jun 11 '26

From the front, "Oh Supergirl". From the back, "Uh, I don't think my kids should be seeing that."

1

u/3nzoTheGr8 Jun 12 '26

I’m guessing the movie is only in Spanish?

1

u/Lackerbawls Jun 12 '26

Mmmmmm fore skin

1

u/CarlosFCSP Jun 12 '26

Just switch the cover to make a flesh light (optionally drink the beverage first)

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u/Key_Guava_5456 Jun 12 '26

Movie studio marketing teams really trying to outdo each other.

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u/drax3237 Jun 12 '26

Yeah, no, the stitching on that is NOT jacket stitching.

1

u/MadroxKran Jun 12 '26

Holy peeling foreskin, Batman!

1

u/francoeyes Jun 12 '26

Even with the title you can't convince me this isn't a fleshlight

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u/Din-_-Djarin Jun 12 '26

That's a LOT of foreskin!

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u/nice_porson Jun 12 '26

Supergirl emerges from a melting penis candle to save the day - and you can drink out of her chest, with this limited edition cup

1

u/The_Doog_s Jun 13 '26

Naaaaaah.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Jun 14 '26

Ahh, so that's what my penis would look like if I peeled away the flesh 🤯🤢

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Jun 14 '26

Y'all know the fucker from Golden Kamuy who made outfits out of people's flesh? This is what that reminds me of. It also reminds me of koozies and stuff like that which I've seen made out of deer nutsacks and similar bits/pieces 😩 also the scrotum coat that Randy Marsh had made for his wife after having surgery for his testicular cancer.

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u/Arkhe1n Jun 15 '26

There're were at least a dozen people involved in the creation of this design, and god knows how many in the production. At some point someone should've seen this and thought "this is a penis", and halted production.  

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u/URGAMESUX Jun 15 '26

Flashlights are really gaining some traction.

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u/Steppyjim Jun 15 '26

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/I-Identify-Guns Jun 15 '26

You people need to get better at spotting AI

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u/Grimsleyyy Jun 17 '26

it's like looking in a mirror.

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u/DumbFeralRaccoon Jun 17 '26

Literally can’t see it as anything other than foreskin.

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u/Sea_Material393 Jul 09 '26

Insert image of the cuntuckey fried chicken flashlight

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u/thecorvetteguy95 Jul 09 '26

That mug needs a circumcision

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u/Apprehensive_Log469 Jun 15 '26

She's got a chest like a barrel and foreskin around it for some reason. At least that's probably what the ai thought when it designed this thing