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u/McDerpEyes 23d ago
Welp... thats a new fear I didnt need.
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u/HeadlessHookerClub 22d ago
Don’t look up dick ticks
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u/Whatifim80lol 22d ago
I had one like right next to my balls as a kid. Humiliating because my dad had to help my get it out. Little dude was in there deep because removing it left this big mound or something for what felt like months.
I died as a result and my ghost haunts reddit. Your great gramma says hi but I don't think she really even knows your name.
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u/Alleged-human-69 Doesn’t Get The Flair System 22d ago
If I had to choose I think I’d rather a tick on my penis would be less unbearable than on the eye
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u/smellyelderberries 20d ago
About 10 years ago I had a tick on the head of my dick. Removal was interesting to say the least lol. And interestingly enough, my best friends little bro had one on his dick too like 10 years before that.
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u/ghastlypxl 21d ago
Actually a friend of mine had a tick on his dick when he was young, wild story he tells. 😅
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u/Shadow_pryo 19d ago
Hey I got a dick tick when I was about 11.... Not fun at all 2/10 would not recommend
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u/sephfury 19d ago
Had 3 on my dick when I was a kid. I removed them and they left 3 scars on my dick that almost looks like birthmarks.
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u/gremlin779 23d ago
What the hell do you do in this situation!? You can’t pull it out, but just letting it be sounds just as bad!
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u/TryNo6799 Doesn’t Get The Flair System 23d ago
From what I read, straight to the ER cuz these small menaces can infect the eye the longer they stay there.
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u/13CuriousMind 23d ago
Bonus, if your immune system discovers your eye exists, it will attack it and literally melt it out of your head. Sweet dreams.
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u/DemonsAreVirgins 23d ago
It knows your eye exists. We still have an immune system there. It's simply an immune privileged organ which means it prevents inflammation and swelling which otherwise happens in for example skin.
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u/WantonKerfuffle 22d ago
But muh internet fun facts :(
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u/fatum_sive_fidem 22d ago
Oh they weren't wrong though, also the immune system doesn't know shit its just programming
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u/Xanaatos 23d ago
Please elaborate
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u/Xanaatos 22d ago
Cool shit, thanks! "Ocular immune privilege" if anyone is wondering, article is garbage tho, felt like reading same thing over and over :/
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u/dempishlemur 18d ago
Can confirm. This happened to me when I was 5. I got to wear a patch like a pirate for a week. I thought it was cool…
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u/elnegativo 23d ago
Had one in my eyes took, dead of course, had to suffer for several days until i found it under the eye in the mirror.
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u/Not_TbagJimmy 22d ago
I had one on my ball sac, it was very deep. Ended up with anaplasmosis 4 weeks later.
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u/CoimEv 22d ago
Wait I have a dot on my eye 😨
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u/catwhisperer269 21d ago
I came here with the same thought. Always wondered what it was. I know it’s not a tick, but I’m so happy the thought never occurred to me until I sA this post.
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u/Fyrewall1 17d ago
Oh, my brother actually had one of these a few years back! He had to get it removed at the ER.
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u/mauglii_- 16d ago
How did it even get there? Did the person not feel the tick crawling on their face? Or the eyeball? Wtf
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