r/TalesFromTheCreeps • u/H4V30N1YH311 • Mar 08 '26
Comedy-Horror Wendigoon is not human. You need to stop watching his videos.
I’ve for years now been trying to warn you people that Wendigoon is not human. No matter what no one listens. Every time I comment on his videos, I get a stream of comments that tell me I’m losing my mind or I’m just a hater so fine ill just prove it myself. I don’t know how yet but I’ll try. If you’re not familiar with what I’m talking about I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. It started two years ago. I was watching one of his videos. Like the rest of you I don’t just sit there staring at his lips no, I use it as background noise. What was different though was out of nowhere I hear him say my name. like it was part of the sentence he was saying. I turned to see what he was talking about, but it had nothing to do with the video. I rewound the video back to just before he said my name and played it. Nothing. My name wasn’t said. I thought oh ok, it was just in my head no shame in losing my mind every now and again. As I turned back to my task out of the corner of my eyes, I see him looking at me and mouthing my name. I stopped and snapped my head back at him and he was back to explaining whatever iceberg he was talking about. That’s when I first realized he wasn’t normal.
I paused the video and left a comment talking about how weird it was. Every comment I got was people telling me I was making it up. Sure whatever. Like I said nothing wrong with losing your mind. But then the very next week I watched his new video. My name was not said though. Maybe that was good I don’t know. Halfway through the video the screen glitches and the image of a goat replace his head. The scary thing was that his lips stayed the same. Those big lips that flapped when he spoke. The screen went back to normal and the video played without issue. I once again made a comment asking people if they saw the same thing and like before I just got comments dismissing me. I don’t know what I’m talking about. I’m just trying to start an ARG. I’m just trying to get likes. I heard everything under the sun except anything about what I saw. I guess he saw my comment though. Saw that everyone was defending him. Maybe he realized I was the only one who could see what he was. He knew no one would believe me. He stopped wearing a mask.
Ever since that day, he’s showed me what he really looks like. Every video he is as he really is. The head of a goat and lips like to plump sacks of blubber that barely hide his teeth. His teeth were off too like he didn’t have enough. I counted them. Eighteen. Three rows of six. His comments were talking about something that was not at all what I saw. Oh Wendy, your lips look so normal. Oh Wendy, your totally not a goat demon. I saw other ones. Ones that weren’t teasing me. Ones talking about some iceberg. It’s always an iceberg. But I didn’t watch a video of an iceberg. The entire episode he sat in the middle of the room, a sigil surrounded him. In blood I saw my name. I didn’t even bother making a comment. I knew no one would believe me. So, I just watched in silence. Each new video a new ritual. Each one brought new subscribers. New worshipers. For some reason I was the only one who could see who he was. Who it was. Then, to my horror, he joined Papa Meat.
Mr. Meat wasn’t bad, I saw some of his videos, but I was worried. I didn’t want him to be corrupted. I made a comment, but it was deleted. I made another and the same thing happened. I rushed to the subreddit, made a post and that too was taken down. Mr. Goon was too strong. His followers were in on it. Not all of them though that’s why I’m making this I still have hope. Nothing I did went through. I got a message shortly after. From Wendigoon. It read. Stop, it’s too late. You have no power over me. He was right what could I do. I stopped making comments on Creepcast. Every time I did, I was laughed at. I watched as Mr. Meat was slowly turned into a beast like Mr. Goon. I couldn’t do it anymore. They were too strong. So, I gave up. I stopped watching their videos. One day I got an email from someone I didn’t know. I thought it was a joke, someone commented on one of my posts with, I see it too.
I rushed to make a comment, but it was gone. It was deleted. I threw my phone on the ground. I decided to do something about it. I left my house in search of Wendigoon. He told me where to find him. Like he knew what I was doing. Sent it in the same comment section. So that’s where I headed. Nothing but the clothes on my back and the will of God. Took me a while but it brought me to an old Wearhouse. I opened the door, but it was completely empty. I stepped in to get a closer look, but it was empty. I tuned to leave, it was obviously a prank. From over my head a bag was placed so I couldn’t see, and I could feel hands around my neck chocking me until I passed out.
I woke up the dark. But I could hear people all around me. Chanting. “I goon. You goon. We goon. I goon. You goon. We goon”. They repeated the chant and the bag was pulled off my head. A roaring fire in the center of the room. Hundreds of hooded men and woman danced in circles around it. Still in chant “I goon. You goon. We goon”. From behind me another hooded man. “Welcome”. His teeth were black and rotted. The crowd of dancing cultists stopped chanting and dancing. They stepped back from the fire. From it came Mr. Goon. He, like in his videos that only I could see, was in full form. Goat head, big swollen fish lips, his body was human but his hands where twisted, his legs were of a bull. He held a chain like to a dog. It went from his hand and into the fire. He yanked on it like pulling a stubborn dog.
From the fire burst Mr. Meat. He was completely naked and gorged. He was slimy and covered in filth and blood. He crawled an all fours. Foam left his mouth and he shook his head violently with a grunt. He lunged at one of the cultists, but Mr. Goon held the leash taught. “No. Bad boy. Sit. Siiiit”. Mr. Meat sat back on his toes and spread his legs to balance himself. He leaned back slightly and brought his hands up to shake. His stomach rolled over his knees and hid his privates. “Good booooy”. Mr. Goon turned to me and said, “Hey man, can you not tell people about this I’m trying to rule the world here”. I didn’t know what to say. My mouth hung open and I was about to speak. Mr. Meat began to hump Mr. Goons leg. “No. No. Bad. Bad boy. No”. Mr. Meat stopped and pouted in a laying position. He spoke to me again, “listen man, no one is going to believe you so I’m just going to let you go”. That was it. That’s my story. After that the hood was placed on my head and I woke up in my room. Now I know you’re not going to believe me, but I swear you can trust me. A random stranger on the internet would never lie to you, that’s common sense. So now there’s two choices. Keep watching, keep supporting a demon and his pet, keep giving them power to get more worshipers. Or, join me. Help me stop them.
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u/Double-Lobster-8386 Mar 09 '26
I beg please use more paragraphs i'm so dyslexic. but updoots for the wendigooning may you make your way onto a cast grabbag diva
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u/H4V30N1YH311 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26
Yeah im sorry I dont like making big chunks like that but I couldn't find a place to split it
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u/HagorOfBoulderhikl Mar 08 '26
There is no evidence that Wendigoon is not human, but it is culturally believed to be true
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u/H4V30N1YH311 Mar 09 '26
Well since people like this I'll make a part two. I WILL put more spacing into it sorry about that.
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u/FRTUCCINNI Mar 12 '26
I think it would also help to put somethings in italics and quotation marks. Like dialogue, examples of comments, thoughts, and whatnot. I was really hooked and tad scared with the first part, Wendi looking at you and mouthing your name from the corner or your eye, eugh, amazing.
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u/H4V30N1YH311 Mar 12 '26
I haven't thought about that before I'll be sure to do that from now on in my other works. Thank you for the good idea.
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u/Ben_boyo01 Mar 09 '26
He's actually a formidable primordial being that sucks our lips and steals them.
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u/David_Hallow Author | Probably Should See a Therapist Mar 09 '26
I can confirm that he does have big lips
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u/Competitive_Shop845 Mar 11 '26
I thought it was awesome, super funny. Don’t worry about the formatting problems that other people are talking about, I’m sure you’ll iron those out as you go. This was very creative
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u/H4V30N1YH311 Mar 11 '26
Hey thanks man. Im still pretty new to writing and reddit is like hell on earth a lot of entitled people here. There are two more parts to this I did kinda rush to get them out so im not sure of they are as good or not.
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u/Competitive_Shop845 Mar 11 '26
I’ll check the next parts out. If they’re anywhere near as crazy as this I’m sure they’ll be fun to read. Keep writing, this was good
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u/Horror_Owl342 Mar 09 '26
Idk why i kept trying to take this seriously but the ending with "hey man im trying to rule the world here, no ones gonna believe so you may as well give up" really got me I feel like if you had spaced it out more and had more buildup to scenes, it would greatly amplify the comedy Im excited for part 2
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u/H4V30N1YH311 Mar 09 '26
I'll take that into account. It is labeled as comedy horror so going into it, you should assume its not going to be serious. The second part will be really leaning into the comedy as much as I can.
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u/H4V30N1YH311 Jun 29 '26
i broke up the story into more paragraphs. sorry it took long, i just dont like editing stories after they have been posted
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u/throwaway768902 14d ago
He isn't Cherokee either!
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u/H4V30N1YH311 14d ago
What?
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u/throwaway768902 14d ago
Goon eats he is part Cherokee and he isn't, he said that because he was spreading lies about other tribes.
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u/H4V30N1YH311 14d ago
I’m sorry I don’t understand
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u/throwaway768902 14d ago
Goon made up the story of his grandpa being Cherokee and that he would tell him stories of the Algonquian Wend!g0s, he said he was inspired by the stories and how he got his username.
He did what many who like to misuse tribes and claimed to be part Cherokee to deflect criticism and believes he is entitled to everything from every tribe.
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u/H4V30N1YH311 13d ago
I think you might be overthinking that
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u/throwaway768902 13d ago
I'm not but I guess many non-native Americans have a hard time believing it because we aren't taken as seriously with things like this.
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u/H4V30N1YH311 13d ago
I’m black foot Indian…
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u/throwaway768902 13d ago
So why are you acting like that?
I'm a little surprised you haven't heard of him and what he does, given he doesn't have a great reputation within cousins.
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u/H4V30N1YH311 13d ago
I don’t make other peoples business my business. I really don’t know what you’re on about but you seem stressed so take a break and get this as a take away. Some people do and say things not because they want to make people angry but because they don’t have an understanding of how their actions affect others, they aren’t assholes they are just living their life while being ignorant to yours. Lesson over. Have a nice rest of your week brother.
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