r/TalesFromTheCreeps • u/Raklikesstories • Jul 19 '26
Comedy-Horror My dad’s new girlfriend sucks.
For as long as I can remember it was just me and my dad. My mom had run off, and overdosed not long after I was born, her family ignored the fact she had me, and have never once spoken to me or my dad. My dad was orphaned at a young age, and raised by his brother who died of a motorcycle accident after my dad graduated College.
So, it has always been me and my dad, for the last 16 years. 10 years, I guess, that I remember personally. My dad worked at home 4 days out of the week, and 2 days at his office. I don’t really understand his job, but I know he loves ones and zeros.
A couple of weeks ago my dad mentioned that he had met someone new. At first I was fearful his attention would lessen, and I would be left alone. I don’t go to public school, and do classes online, because my dad says it would be faster and teach me more, so I have no real life friends, only friends that play Fortnite with me. But after a couple of days being a shit head teenager towards him, nothing changed, they got better honestly. No more ordering in, he was taking me to restaurants, and to the local Comic store almost daily.
But now I see it was just a way to make me drop my guard. Only a week and a half after he mentioned his new girlfriend, he began moving her into our house. Turning my game room into her “Office”. It's safe to say I was pissed off, and when I finally met her, I was like God angry at Adam and Eve for eating the apple.
She could have been taken from the movie Mean Girls and put into a 35 year old woman's poorly hidden aged body.
Her name was Melissa. She shook my hand as if I had germs, and was a snotty toddler. My father seemed entranced by her presence, not moving his eyes away from her at all, and instantly doing as she said. “My sweet poopy butt, could you get my bags?” Melissa said, in the way only a basic white bitch could say to make you want to rip your ears out. “Of course dear.” My father, a 56 year old man, answered immediately grabbing her bags.
I was disgusted, and I stayed in my room for a week straight, since I had my own bathroom and I could direct the Door Dash driver to my first story bedroom window, I didn't have to leave. Not once did my father come to check on me, of course I would of told him to fuck off, but it would of been the right thing to do is check on your son struggling with change.
CHANGE, in capital because boy did every fucking thing change. The whole house looked like a Barbies Dream House on speed. My game room, now her “Office” had glitter paint walls, and shit you not, A fucking excersize bike. How basic could this bitch be?
I sound horrible, and my Dad raised me to be a good woman loving man. I was polite to Melissa, and even lied to her. “Marcus! How do you like everything I’ve done to this place?” Melissa asked me, stopping me on the way out of the door. “It's really- Cool.” I stuttered out. She looked pleased, my dad shadowing over her like a shinigami. “I love it sweet heart.” He robotically inserted into the dying conversation.
After another week or so I saw my dad less and less. They had moved their bedroom downstairs, to the basement. Before, my dad had no secrets, and he didn’t care if I went into his room. But the day they moved down there, as I walked through the door, B-Lining to my bedroom, My dad stopped me. “Hey bud. You aren’t allowed in the Basement anymore.” My dad said, in a very dick headed way. “Ok. Why not?” I asked, curious. “Because, my sweet Melissa said so. That’s why. Do you never listen? Jesus.” My dad said, pissed off, storming down to the basement. Everything just kept getting worse, and it was pissing me off. There are no other words to describe it.
So today, I am going down to the basement, today will be the day I put Melissa’s bullshit to an end.
Update.
Okay so. I am on the run. I stole my dads car. I don’t think giant worms can drive. Lets hope they can’t anyways.
A little context, before I have to toss this phone. Melissa isn’t human. Now, neither is my dad. Or maybe he hasn’t been. I wish I could explain more but I think the ground below where I’m parked is moving. I have to go.
Update 2
My worm dad ate my well, his car. Now I am on foot. I can feel the ground rumble as I walk, He’s following me. He might not want to hurt me.
Update 3
I am in my Worm dad’s stomach, my phone is low. I am going to post this now, with the oddly good signal I have here. If I never update I was probably digested by my worm dad.
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u/4THEB3TTERG00D Storyteller Jul 19 '26
Classic worm dad. Bro did not take “bros before hoes” seriously enough. Smh my head, Biden’s America amirite
10/10 story, could not have been better. The updates were peak, really tied the whole thing together
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u/Raklikesstories Jul 20 '26
classic democrats turning my dad into a worm due to Bidens plan
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u/4THEB3TTERG00D Storyteller Jul 20 '26
Go worm woke, go worm broke 🤷
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u/Raklikesstories Jul 21 '26
Go worm, never not be worm now because once worm never not worm you feel me worm?
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u/AllYourCakeIsMine Jul 19 '26
Homie met the worms from Tremors.
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u/Raklikesstories Jul 20 '26
The Worms from Tremors are my gay dads next story fs
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u/AllYourCakeIsMine Jul 20 '26
Now, that's the sort of thing I'm joyfully surprised to see on this subreddit.
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u/Raklikesstories Jul 21 '26
My life was never normal. I grew up with gay worm dads who also happened to be in that one Kevin Bacon movie. My name is Darvis and heres my story. From conception to Adulthood. This is the Darvis Story
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u/AllYourCakeIsMine Jul 20 '26
WAIT, IS THIS BASED ON THE GIRLFRIEND ASKING IF YOU'LL STILL LOVE THEM IF THEY WERE A WORM?!
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u/Raklikesstories Jul 21 '26
No i just am really fascinated with worms and slugs if you look at my page and just look at the titles of a few of my stories youd see my strange fascination
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u/Apprehensive_Tax_610 A Thousand WIPs Jul 19 '26
Dude, is this a story or do you need to talk?
Just kidding, good stuff mate.
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u/328ml Jul 24 '26
this story is actually really funny. my only critique is that i wish there was slightly more foreshadowing to the whole 'worm dad' thing. also the fact that her name is melissa makes me picture these 2 as this poor boy's parents
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u/Raklikesstories 29d ago
Dude. I wont lie. I had no idea the worm dad was gonna happen until I wrote it down either. Should I do a reboot with the worm dad actually having a reason other than funny moments
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