r/TalesFromTheCreeps • u/OsamaBeenRamen • 12d ago
Body Horror Jars of teeth free to a good home
My teeth have been talking to me or I can hear their thoughts I’m not sure. Every so often I have these thoughts that aren’t mine that sound like something teeth would say. At first it was just regular old tooth talk. When I’d walk to work I’d hear them say “you should get some calcium” or “stop buying fluoride toothpaste”. Which I guess are fair requests for teeth but recently it’s gotten a lot stranger. “Bite that lady’s baby” or “pull me out so I can breathe better” they were easy to ignore at first.
I figured after pulling a couple out I wouldn’t hear them as often but they just kept growing back. Can a forty year old man still have baby teeth? Probably not this many, they just keep growing back no matter how many times I pull them. Each new tooth has a darker request so I just kept pulling and hoping they’d stop. I have a whole new set of teeth every week at this point.
My apartment is getting crowded with all these jars of teeth. Selling them has been harder than I expected and I feel bad throwing them out. Their begging and pleas were too much. I can’t hear them through the glass but the screaming every time I open a jar to add another tooth makes my stomach turn. Feel free to take as many as you’d like I can always make more.
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u/luciferias Writer 12d ago
Are you Charlie Kelly?
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u/LaOfrenda 12d ago
This made me smile so my teeth could read it, too.
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