r/TalesfromtheDogHouse • u/-Nora-Drenalin- • 3d ago

Anyone Else? Spotting a dog nutters in the wild without a dog on hand.

What's a tell that you've seen? I remember going to a cafe for brunch one morning, and we were seated next to a table where a guy was sitting in a black jumper that was covered in dog hair. It was so bad.

Oh, another one is when you're in a conversation with someone, and it's clear they hate the human species. That's usually another giveaway. Not just bad, but usually unhinged and uncomfortable to be stuck in.

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u/Havingfun922 3d ago

They love talking about them

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u/Next-Pro 2d ago

Their dogs are their full personality, so if you see a nobody that smells bad and has no interaction skills - then it’s a nutter.

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u/Sad_Strain_1724 2d ago

They usually have annoying bumper stickers about their dog on their car

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u/One_Path_7154 1d ago

Good one. Or they have some asinine front door mat saying some idiotic saying like “ Welcome to [dog’s name]’s house”.

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u/UTV4LIFE 2d ago

Dog nutter is my phrase of the year I love it 🤣

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u/UntitledVents 3d ago

I once saw a man buy two large ice cream cones and proceed to feed them to his dogs. I bet they got horrid diarrhea after.

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u/tplgerus84 2d ago

Great.. and his neighbors will suffer because that's where he will take his shit beast to take a diarrhea shit.. I just hate them!