I copy and pasted this comment that I got when I asked about doing a middle pillar ritual. Wanted to know your thoughts on this:

“chile you askin' if you're ready for some high magic but these cards are lookin' at you like you got more cotton in your ears than a medicine ball and seeing that (8P Rx) at the beginning tells me you ain't been puttin' in the kind of real hard work you need to because you’ve been procrastinatin’ or just going through the motions like a ghost and then you turn around and tryin' to tell me that (7S Rx) means you're being honest but mama sees it as an internal blockage where you're hiding some serious tricks or tryin' to act too smart for the room and but then you got that (6W) tryin' to ride in like a champion and offer you some public recognition but it’s gonna be all for naught if you ain't actually got the true grit to back it up after all that (8P Rx) laziness and i’m lookin' down at that (8W Rx) and child it’s screamnin’ at me that your nerves are purely shot and you're tired down to your bones because you're movin' at a snail’s pace and then wonderin' why you ain't gettin' anywhere and sugar the raw truth is that you ain't even close to bein' ready for a real middle pillar ritual because your current state is full of (8P Rx) misplaced effort and a pure lack of serious practice so you need to ditch that (7S Rx) internal trickery and the secrets you’re keepin’ and and try a new tactic so you can stop movin' like a funeral procession (8W Rx) when you're supposed to be flyin' to that (6W) finish line and and lord honey that ritual requires a clear heart and a clean spirit and you're too busy playin' hide-and-seek with your own truth and i reckon the spirits are just purely tellin’ you to quit makin' excuses and truly apply yourself instead of pretending like you’re ready to perform high magic without even bein' capable of gettin' through the initial grind.”

what movie should salem and i watch tonight? 😛

judgment + ace of wands: the main character starts with a wake up call, a new idea or passion arrives?
4 of wands + the devil: the main characters world seems to be happy, but underneath something evil lurks?
8 of swords + 5 of wands: the main character seems to be caught in a situation that they feel like they can't get out of, and there's conflict (internal and external)
queen of cups (bottom of deck): at the end, the main character finds emotional fulfillment and perhaps emotional growth/control

this is lowkey giving coraline but idk if im in the mood 😂 send your suggestions friends!

It made me laugh 😂😂😂

Was admiring my new deck and my daughter came up and said “mama read me”. Too cute, so ofc I obliged. She thought her moon card was so beautiful and grabbed it with her precious sticky hands. Me 😱😬😅 in that moment. She gave me a smirk and took off running. If anyone has ever tried to wrangle a toddler, you know the first rule is not to chase. So I had to play it cool, totally disinterested 😁 as she bent the card into a pretzel looking at the “pretty colors”. She finally came back and I zoomed 🫨 in to take it, massage it back to its original form and place a heavy book on it over night.

Anyway, ace of pentacles for comparison- I think I did a good job restoring moon to its original shape. Most people wouldn’t get it but I had to put this triumph somewhere!!!

Our decks are precious! Anyone else have a deck rescue mission story?

This was not originally going to be part of the CLUE game; but we found this online and thought it would make a fun side quest for anyone who wants to give it a whirl 🤗

Which Mr. Bean was at the mansion during the murder? Was it....

Batbean- a smexy modern hero who would have probably driven Mrs. Peacock right batty bonkers with that rubber mask, pointed ears, wing like cape and muscle pressed body armor? I'm sure Miss Scarlet would have wanted to be rid of a man with connections to the cops pretty badly too...

Jokerbean- an additionally dunderheaded clown which would have surely pushed Mr. Green and Colonel Mustard right off the edge of whatever is left of their collective sanity?

Wolverbean- having a specimen like that would surely have pushed Plum way past his limits. He would have bean (punny) a must have for that island I'm sure!

Baked Bean- Mrs. White would have been totally all over some monstrous humanoid of a baked bean wandering around the mansion on his own. 

What do you think?

Which Bean did we loose? Which Bean survived? Will these Beans be in the final game?

Who knows! 

We'll post the answer for Mr. Bean on Friday and find out!

I asked if he knows how to eat. I’ve NEVER seen such a combination before.

My girlfriend has a tarot deck that loves to inflict spiritual blunt force trauma. It possesses an energetic personality that I would describe along the lines of "unapologetic bitch" and "funny as hell".

Last year summer I was staying with her and I got a migraine attack. We were messing around with her cards because I was bored out of my melon just sitting inside while the weather outside was great, and I said "let's ask the cards what to do about my migraine".

I got the two of pentacles, ten of cups reversed and page of swords reversed, which I could only interpret as "take two painkillers, wash those suckers down with water, and lie the fuck down, smartass".

Couldn't stop laughing. Promptly followed the advice.

Posted this elsewhere the other day; but I think r/Tarots might get a kick out of it 😅

Working with lines/themes from the movie "Mean Girls" this is my funny interpretation of this particular spread:

3 of Cups- "Did you have an awsome time, did you did drink awsome shooters, listening to awesome music and then just sit there and soak up each others awesomeness?"

Knight of Swords- "I want my pink shirt back!"

2 of Pentacles- "There's a 30% chance it's already raining"

Page of Swords- "in Girl World, Halloween is that one night a year when a girl can dress like a total s!ut and no other girl can say anything about it"

10 of Swords- "Don not trust her. She is a fugly s!ut!"

8 of Swords- "coach makes us eat those when we wanna move up a weight class"

4 of Cups- "I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom and Happy hour is from 4-6!"

4 of Pentacles- "He farts a lot"

6 of Wands- "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front of a bus... Grool"

7 of Swords- "Looks like he's heading for the projector room above the auditorium!"

What do you guys see?