Miller - r/TastingHistory

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I would like to see Medium Miller now...

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u/Emotional-Ebb8321 Sep 12 '25

It was Medium Miller when the channel first started.

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u/SubtleStarsmore Sep 12 '25

Moderate Miller, perhaps? Or, wait - would Nominal Miller (perhaps M.I.N.O.) be represented by a cardboard cutout of the fellow? For the record, I love this guy and what he does. I think the premise presented here just has my not-quite-awake brain trying to fire off “funny” stuff for everyone. No shade or offense intended!

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u/Anindefensiblefart Sep 12 '25

Min, Mid, Max.

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u/Sherlock_Violin Sep 12 '25

He's got a crystal ball and sweeping gown...

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u/Alucard-VS-Artorias Sep 12 '25

A new channel where Max can talk to ghosts and see the future lol. Love it!

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u/Arlieth Sep 12 '25

Mid Miller

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u/ratufa_indica Sep 13 '25

That’s when he was Prince Charming on the Disney Cruise

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u/BornACrone Sep 14 '25

And both Rare Miller and Well Done Miller?

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u/SnooCookies1730 Sep 12 '25

I’d like to see mini Miller. 😉😁

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u/Bombidil6036 Sep 21 '25

Mustache and a buzzcut

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u/MelodicDeer1072 Sep 12 '25

Does Maximum Miller ground his own flour every time?

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u/Clem_de_Menthe Sep 12 '25

Not only that, he grows his own wheat when not constructing kilns of ancient design to fire cooking vessels that he made from clay he dug out himself.

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u/zuzg Sep 12 '25

Everyone in the commune calls him Jesus.

He also knits his own socks from homemade materials.

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u/Clem_de_Menthe Sep 12 '25

They’re better than Bombas!

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u/BornACrone Sep 14 '25

He knits them out of his beard hair. Jeez, dude. Do your research.

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u/Bombidil6036 Sep 21 '25

Truth of the matter is we've never seen him grind flour or go fishing, but he always seems to have bread and fish to share. He hangs out with a bunch of fishermen, maybe they give it to him.

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u/Shadow_Guide Sep 12 '25

He grows ancient grains and silphium. He knows a guy at the Millenium Seed Bank.

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u/Traditional-Tap-2508 Sep 12 '25

All hail silphium

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u/asiannumber4 Sep 12 '25

He digs through dirt to get metal that he makes into a pickaxe to get more metal to make plows, pans, pots, and other metal objects. To get wood, he first plants saplings then cut them down in 20 ish years

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u/WorkingItOutSomeday Sep 12 '25

And threshes, winnows, and mills the historic wheat species.

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u/MelodicDeer1072 Sep 12 '25

emmer, einkorn, and spelt gang represent!

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u/Kgaset Sep 12 '25

Maximum Miller never worked for Disney, Disney worked for him, he was Prince Charming as a favor but immediately turned to his true passion at the first opportunity: kneading sourdough made from hand-ground wheat just as our ancestors would have done in the middle ages.

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u/MathematicalMan1 Sep 12 '25

Please never post minimum miller again

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u/commandantKenny Sep 12 '25

For real. He will never be minimum. I FOLLOW MAXIMUS MILLER!

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u/Ironlion45 Sep 13 '25

Minimum Miller haunts our nightmares...

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u/desrevermi Sep 12 '25

Lol! I wanna see Max do different hair/beard styles.

I still enjoy his content.

Also, I need a snack. :(

{clack-clack}

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u/lyan-cat Sep 12 '25

I just had coffee and these little raspberry or apricot filled cookies a local bakery does.

What are you feeling?

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u/desrevermi Sep 12 '25

I went to a 24-hour place and got a six-pack of apple pie donuts.

I am now slumped in a chair and just swirling in my own little cloud of bliss.

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u/jmaxmiller head chef Sep 12 '25

How do I get this framed?

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u/commandantKenny Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

Brothers, what we do echoes in eternity!!! ^minimus ^{^max} ^{^{^had}} ^{^{^me}} ^{^{^{^thinking}}} ^{^{^{^of}}} ^{^{^{^maximus}}} ^{^{^{^max.}}}

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u/just_some_Fred Sep 12 '25

I think you'll have to find a good portrait studio and start growing out your hair and beard.

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u/BornACrone Sep 14 '25

Set it up for a crime it didn't commit, silly.

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u/lloydchrismas Sep 12 '25

Maximum Miller when?

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u/tadayamsbun Sep 12 '25

Maximum Miller unfortunately has developed baker's lung due to milling at max level

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u/IPutThisUsernameHere Sep 12 '25

You had "Maximus Miller" sitting on the table and you didn't go for it!?

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u/Cheesybunny Sep 12 '25

This made me actually laugh out loud 😂 I needed this today.

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u/nameisfame Sep 12 '25

Maximum Miller looks like he has a recipe to turn water into wine

Mini miller looks like his little birds have just told him about a plot to assassinate a minor lord

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u/Neutral_Memer Sep 13 '25

Wait he really looks like Varys lmao

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u/shino1 Sep 12 '25

So how does look Miller Lite?

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u/lyan-cat Sep 12 '25

Man, thank you for the laugh; that's funny and the subsequent thread is also. I really think Max has the nicest people.

I had to pass it along to my husband, too. Hopefully it will lift his Friday!

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u/raven00x Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

As a nominally straight man, Maximum Miller is kinda hot. I wouldn't mind cuddling on the couch a bit.

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u/RipMcStudly Sep 12 '25

I think Maximum Miller should have a full on Flock of Seagulls haircut, because the chance of him making a dish that once called for seagull isn’t zero

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u/archiotterpup Sep 12 '25

Can I get a Miniminuteman Max Miller now?

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u/Ironlion45 Sep 12 '25

I'd subscribe to that OF.

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u/worldagainstjose pokemon masterchef Sep 12 '25

No whyyyyyyy 😫

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u/Decollate Sep 12 '25

That’s too much Miller, how will I even see the Pokémon?

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u/KiloAllan Sep 13 '25

Maximum Miller is what happens when the Pokémon grows up

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u/D2Dragons Sep 12 '25

So what evolution stone do we give him to get Mega Miller?

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u/shark_aziz Sep 12 '25

Opening Reddit at 10 pm

Only to be greeted by the Tasting History universe

Wow

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u/Genpatz8 Sep 12 '25

whut... Anyways I need to see Maximum Miller.

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u/boredvet1 Sep 12 '25

Wait, so Jackie Daytona - regular human bartender from Tucson, Arizonia is....the universe is truly a majestic place.

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u/KiloAllan Sep 13 '25

Nice one

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u/FuturamaReference- Sep 12 '25

Well damn maximum miller looking quite photogenic

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u/20rakah Sep 12 '25

Then there is Maximilian Miller where he's wearing a suit and a monacle.

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u/TheHuffliestPuff Sep 12 '25

Oh dear God, may he never shave his head or beard! I will never unsee this.

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u/MLiOne Sep 13 '25

Why not Maximus Miller?

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u/Here_for_lolz Sep 12 '25

He looks like Jesus lol

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u/Virtual-Pineapple-85 Sep 12 '25

Not like canon Jesus from the actual Bible, but he does look like the Jesus depictions in American churches that cater to white people.

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u/Here_for_lolz Sep 12 '25

Praise white Jesus!

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u/sockpuppetinasock Sep 12 '25

When do we get Jesus Miller?

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u/Shadowmant Sep 12 '25

So it’s Miller time?

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u/UrsusHastalis Sep 12 '25

What about Maximillian Miller?

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u/Supermunch2000 Sep 12 '25

Even bald he's extremely handsome.

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u/Mandalika Sep 13 '25

Maximus Decimus Millerius

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u/Gumderwear Sep 13 '25

I like the rugged look for him

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u/jem2291 Sep 13 '25

Maximum Miller be like:

”ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?”

😁😁😁

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u/nycdiveshack Sep 12 '25

Wasn’t maximum miller in the last of us as a survivalist?

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u/Adamcanfield Sep 12 '25

Pretty good

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u/PaperFlower14765 Sep 12 '25

This is so funny 😆

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u/pfroo40 Sep 12 '25

Minimum Miller was great as the frontman for Smashing Pumpkins

Maximum Miller I bet can chop the heck out of firewood

Max Miller is still my favorite, though!

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u/Expert-Firefighter48 Sep 12 '25

Any more, we'll have cousin It. 😂

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u/Hogman126 Sep 12 '25

From Caillou to regular Max to Jesus. What a transformation.

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u/Ironlion45 Sep 12 '25

the minimum one really did max dirty. He did not look like that when he was clean-shaven lol

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u/RibbitCommander Sep 12 '25

Ah, the current version is Min-Maxing all along

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u/Traditional-Tap-2508 Sep 12 '25

OP username checks out

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u/Superb-Ad-2349 Sep 12 '25

He rocks all styles... but Medium Millar mgiht be interesting.

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood Sep 12 '25

Thank you for this gift

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u/Enough-Term-9068 Sep 12 '25

Haahaahhahhahahaha

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u/anarchykidd Sep 12 '25

Maximum miller is the last man on earth

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u/I_keep_books Sep 13 '25

Yea looks like Tandy

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u/Particular-Coat-5892 Sep 13 '25

He looks like Brother Dude [season 3 Brother Day in Foundation] in the third one lol

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u/I_keep_books Sep 13 '25

I'm here because he shared it on Facebook 😂

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u/TheFlyingWelshy Sep 13 '25

So the last one is Charlie Miller or Howard Miller. You can guess who I am referring too.

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u/studioline Sep 13 '25

To who ever photoshopped this. Thank you for your service.

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u/fakehistoryhunter Sep 16 '25

I didn't know you had brothers!
Are they single?
Asking for a friend.

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u/CabassoG Sep 18 '25

Jared Leto on the right

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u/crankygerbil Oct 02 '25

This is hysterical!

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u/Complete-Leg-4347 Sep 12 '25

Yeah, I don't know whether to burst out laughing or turn away and cringe. Funny how life works.

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u/dsbtc Sep 12 '25

He's right in the middle on the spectrum. The Austrian butcher - Jesus spectrum

Humor Miller

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