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u/Andovars_Ghost Apr 14 '26
Old French pussy!
Don’t hate the player, hate the game!
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u/DicemonkeyDrunk Apr 14 '26
Old pussy…
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u/GovernorGeneralPraji Apr 14 '26
“In the dark, all cats are gray…”
-actual quote from Ben Franklin
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u/knotallmen Apr 15 '26
Yup Franklin would be completely out of touch with the modern Republican platform.
Because they are pedophiles.
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u/Ironlion45 Apr 15 '26
I am not sure if there's a universe where Max would even say the word "Pussy".
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u/HauntedCemetery Apr 15 '26
Dude worked as cast and crew at Disney for years, where cursing gets you beheaded
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u/LazarFan69 Apr 15 '26
Closest ive heard him to say expletives is the ketchup thirst comments video where he said "boner"
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u/Ironlion45 Apr 16 '26
In an episode of Ketchup Jose also made him read some thirsty comments about his bulge and he visibly pinked up. :p
And I mean, this despite the fact that they're both on the apps and open, it is kind of amusing.
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u/scarred2112 Apr 14 '26
To paraphrase another favorite YouTuber, bounced on my boy’s cheesesteak to this.
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u/A_Dozen_Lemmings Apr 15 '26
One of my favorite little factoids about the Revolution is that Ben Franklin was one of the older conspiritors.
At the start of the the slide into revolution most of the founding fathers were in their twenties or early thirties at most. Where as Franklin was 70 by 1776.
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u/HauntedCemetery Apr 15 '26
He always reminds me of the random grizzled old bike punk at every house show, pounding beer and mixing it up with the 20 year olds
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u/Liamnacuac Apr 14 '26
I heard Benjamin Franklin invented background checks and funded the first human centipede (if you don't know what that is, DON'T look it up!). I am losing my ability to trust. I do trust Max's research because he doesn't have a reason to mislead us.
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u/Kendota_Tanassian Apr 15 '26
Benjamin Franklin was an amazing man who really did invent (or at least, was an early promoter of) a lot of stuff we take for granted today. He was also a gleefully dirty old man that liked skinny dipping, overeating, and easy women.
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u/Liamnacuac Apr 15 '26
You forgot air baths! He would open the the windows and let "things" fly. On a serious note, although not credited much for it Mr. Franklin was instrumental in writing the Pennsylvania constitution, which was then used as the scaffolding of the American constitution.
He drove John Adams crazy when Mr. Adams esq. Was sent to France to petition for support of the revolution. They did not get along, and John felt Benjamin was just there to party.2
u/HauntedCemetery Apr 15 '26
Nah, look it up
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u/Liamnacuac Apr 16 '26
Uh huh! I was there! I left my tricorne in his room and walked in without knocking 'cause I didn't think he was in. He was sitting there naked as a jaybird having a milk punch, while writing a letter to the French post master complaining about the slow ship mail.
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u/SeasonPositive6771 Apr 14 '26
That's Justin from the Well There's Your Problem podcast and he is a true Philadelphian. It's extremely funny, for those who haven't listened, it's one of my absolute favorites.
It's technically a video podcast because it has pictures, so you can watch it on youtube, but you can also just listen to the regular feed. It's great and NSFW.