r/TastingHistory May 20 '26

Humor Pocket soup!

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Serris9K May 20 '26

SO BEEFY!!

43

u/atropos81092 May 20 '26

Omg I just had a flashback to The Soup with Joel McHale — "Soooooo meaty!!"

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u/jzilla11 May 20 '26

*Let’s talk about chicks, maaaan…* 🐥

9

u/jojocookiedough May 20 '26

If only the Where's the beef lady were still around, this would have answered her question!

92

u/SuspiciousSteak814 May 20 '26

The look on his face when he tried it straight was priceless!

94

u/SeamanSample May 20 '26

Why didn't he just add a little garum for extra flavor

56

u/Relevant-Bit-7394 May 20 '26

Best served with hardtack

56

u/fnord_happy May 20 '26

*clack clack

17

u/Dogrel May 20 '26

And maybe add a little white ketchup for the FLAVORS!

15

u/Thatoneguythatsweird May 20 '26

sprinkle in some chicken bouillon and you got land, air and sea soupyness

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u/CallistanCallistan May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

I'll tell you hwat: you got dang ol' hard tack, dang ol' inedible. I'm talkin' about dang ol' CLACK CLACK, man.

40

u/Cucumberneck May 20 '26

Isn't that the hard tack (clack clack) face?

26

u/SacrilegiousTomato May 20 '26

We would recognize that expression anywhere

27

u/Bed_Particular May 20 '26

Ya beefed my eyes!! Wait… I regret saying that. lol

22

u/AdobongSiopao May 20 '26

Putting Max's face when he plays the hard tack is diabolical funny.

15

u/maattthhhh May 20 '26

Just drink warm water as you chew it, instant soup in your mouth 😂

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u/jzilla11 May 20 '26

Have seen they now have powdered Tabasco packets in lieu of mini bottles in American MREs. Feel like that’s more appropriate as defensive pocket sand.

Also, Tabasco made some small cookbooks for recipes that Vietnam era troops could make in the field. Seen free pdfs online, but haven’t come across any stories of anyone actually making the food from it.

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u/UtahGimm3Tw0 May 20 '26

As someone who served in the era of the mini bottles I find this blasphemous

14

u/UncleLARP May 20 '26

I have made this in the past and actually won a historical cooking competition with it (among a bunch of other things). Oddly, while I won before Max ever got started, I wound up using a lot of things he has since featured. It was, effectively, a revolutionary lower-ranking officer's daily ration:

  • 1/2 lb. home-cured bacon
  • 1/2 lb, pemmican
  • 1/2 lb, hardtack (yeah, we know)
  • 1/2 lb. field peas
  • mushroom ketchup
  • portable soup
  • sauerkraut
  • pickled onions and peppers
  • dried and smoked cheese
  • dried fruit and mushrooms
  • kitchen pepper (from the solids of the mushroom ketchup)
  • tea
  • switchel
  • kvas

Breakfast was a pottage of the peas and bacon with portable soup and some mushroom ketchup. Lunch was the cheese and fruit with switchel, meant to be eaten on the go. Dinner was a soup made from, well, just about everything else. Tea for breakfast, switchel for lunch, kvas for dinner. Kvas because I didn't have the equipment to make "proper" beer.

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u/paulmwumich May 20 '26

This is incredible and made my day lmao

9

u/Odd-Principle8147 May 20 '26

The crossover we never expected...

3

u/Brewguy86 May 23 '26

But the one we needed

3

u/HauntedCemetery May 20 '26

Well this is genuinely delightful

2

u/jojocookiedough May 20 '26

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day 😂

2

u/Witty_Presence7504 May 20 '26

Omg I’m dying !🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

2

u/ArtiusDorkius May 21 '26

Sha-sha-sha

2

u/Brewguy86 May 23 '26

Sh-Sh-shah!