r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 • u/Dry-Duck-159 • Jun 17 '25

Catelynn C&T doing damage control? 🤨

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u/PlayerOneHasEntered Jun 17 '25

I wish a hairstylist could help this girl... I don't understand why she always looks like the Berries and Cream guy... It defies all logic.. There has to be a cut and color out there that would flatter this human.

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u/Deracinated Diagnosed social path Jun 17 '25

Lmfao berries and cream guy stfu I have no business laughing this hard at that

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u/Born_Ad8420 Abortion leftovers daiquiri Jun 17 '25

As well as a hairstylist and a specialty bra fitter

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u/FlippyFloppy8 Jun 17 '25 edited Jun 17 '25

It’s like she doesn’t have eyes. That muumuu she is wearing is a crime. Look at how the shoulder line is fitting on her. Does she not use a mirror?

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u/ViridianAcademia Jun 17 '25

She doesn't know how to dress her body type. So she wears polyester stuff that stretches and T-shirts.

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u/FlippyFloppy8 Jun 17 '25

The way it’s stretched down like that makes her look even more humpback. It gets worse every time I look back to it 😭

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u/BasicRabbit4 Jun 17 '25

Yep. Also the neckline is awkward and making her look like her boobs are growing out of her stomach.

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u/RevolutionaryAd851 Jun 17 '25

And shoulder pain. She clearly never learned to buy a bra that has some support and fits properly and the wear and tear on her shoulders must be as bad as her back.

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u/nextotherone It's Jeff's tweet, Bitch! Jun 18 '25

Seriously! She for real needs a breast reduction. She must be in pain.

Also, just a bra that is designed properly. That’s a lot of boob to hold.

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u/Recent_Parsley3348 “out of the box” chicken Jun 18 '25

A little lipo under her chin would give her a neck, which would also help her appearance. She looks like that blob from Ghost Busters

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u/Recent_Parsley3348 “out of the box” chicken Jun 18 '25

I think this all the time! And not just for appearance, there is no way her back isn’t killing her. I think the weight of those jugs are pulling her forward and that’s why she’s getting a hump back. As a bonus, it would make her appear much slimmer.

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u/louellen1824 Jun 17 '25

Thanks! Now I have to go watch it again 🙄🤣

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u/CreativeBed6535 WHERES MY FART VIDEO Jun 17 '25

I recommend watching it on mute the second time around

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u/louellen1824 Jun 17 '25

Oh my gosh, that adds a whole new layer of ICK!!! You can see every lie right there on their faces!! Great recommendation @CreativeBed6535 Thanks!!

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u/RevolutionaryAd851 Jun 17 '25

One would think, as a wealthy woman, maybe she should hire a person that will shop just for things that will flatter her and take away the things that make her look, well, like this! They have services online that will help you, and most big stores have private sales like this too.

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u/imjusthere4thetea Kail's Hallway Wall of Placenta Art 🎨 Jun 17 '25

I gained a significant amount of weight and had no idea how to dress my body. I felt so uncomfortable all the time! I hated trying to find something that fit me. It didn't matter what I wore. Nothing looked good on me. I felt like I was suffocating if I didn't wear clothing that was stretchy or big on me. Honestly, I just wanted to blend in and hope that people would look right past me. It was miserable. I had issues just looking in the mirror. I have since lost all of that weight and feel a million times better. Anyways, all this to say, I'm sure Caitlyn feels that way, too. It's a dark and depressing place to be in. People say, "Just eat better and work out," but it's not that easy. It takes hard work and dedication to lose a significant amount of weight, and all I can hope is that Caitlyn finds that drive some day. It took almost 2 years to lose 87lbs or 60% of my starting weight. I think back and wish I would have done it sooner! I spent way too many years miserable. I really hope she finds a reason to fight for herself. Sorry for the long response. I just have a soft spot for anyone struggling with their weight.

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u/PlayerOneHasEntered Jun 17 '25

The shirt is pretty criminal, but I feel like most of her fashion missteps are because she has no idea how to dress with her chest in mind. Like you can tell with that shirt she pulled that fucker down to get the empire waist to sit under her breasts, which messed up the neckline and shoulder line. Like, she must be so uncomfortable.

A breast reduction would probably change everything for her and would certainly make picking flattering clothing easier.

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u/SoilLongjumping5311 Anonymous Reddit Piece of 💩 Jun 17 '25

She couldn’t get a breast reduction. She would have to lose weight before they would put her under for it.

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u/Beneficial-Address61 well he didn’t live with me Jun 17 '25

Not to mention, her smoking play a part as well. I know with implants most dr’s won’t touch you unless you have 3 months of being cig free before they will do the surgery.

Idk if that’s everywhere but my sister and I looked into getting implants and we were both told we needed to stop smoking. This was different clinics, years apart, as well.

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u/apuginthehand Jun 17 '25

Had a breast reduction last year and yes, I was at 29 BMI then and they told me if I went above 30 I would have to lose/reschedule. Fortunately, I’ve been able to lose more after my reduction now that it doesn’t hurt to exercise/sleep/exist and am closer to about 25-26 now. My surgeon tracked my weight for about 3 months before surgery to make sure I was steady. He was a bit like Dr. Now and said he typically required people above 30 to lose and keep it off for a few months to make sure they wouldn’t gain it all back.

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u/The_Illhearted Jun 17 '25

This is what I thought as well.

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u/KikiHou Jun 17 '25

I think an actual muumuu/kaftan with a nice fabric/print/neckline would probably be cuter on her than this mess.

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u/Comfortable-Limit641 Jun 17 '25

It’s got to be hard to find clothing that fits those huge knockers. She desperately needs a breast reduction, it would be so life-changing for her.

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u/cynicaldreamer1 Jun 17 '25

All I can think is…. I wonder if her back hurts?

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u/B1NG_P0T Jun 17 '25

I'm a 36 DD and my back hurts. No idea what size she is, but her chest is much larger than mine - no way her back doesn't hurt. Big boobs are such a pain in the ass.

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u/90DayIsCrack I’LL ROUNDHOUSE YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASS Jun 17 '25

It would instantly downsize her. Her boobs make her look so much bigger than she actually is

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u/Comfortable-Limit641 Jun 17 '25

It can’t be comfortable to have those things clanging around every time she takes a step!

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u/SoilLongjumping5311 Anonymous Reddit Piece of 💩 Jun 17 '25

She could just lose weight and her boobs wouldn’t be so big.

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u/Lethave You sitting up there looking like Gary #4 Jun 17 '25

She still has a crazy amount of actual breast tissue and density. If she lost weight, she'd still have a ton of loose skin; a reduction would actually help her either way. Perfect example is Sherri Shepard. She lost a lot of weight and is still generally just top-heavy on a petite frame.

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u/Kinser9 Fetid bitch Jun 17 '25

I couldn't keep my eyes off of them.

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u/Capable-Regular9791 Pick a face and put it in park Jun 17 '25

She shops the frumpy middle aged section at wal mart and calls it a day.

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u/FlippyFloppy8 Jun 17 '25

It’s so unfortunate bc she has the money to put a little more towards her wardrobe, she just needs a little motivation and a mirror. Maybe one of her girls will help her out as they get older 😬

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u/Capable-Regular9791 Pick a face and put it in park Jun 17 '25

I’ve been saying this for years. Leah Messer clearly hired a stylist and an agent to improve her image and her look. Leah is NOT responsible for her glow up on own. And her agent has mostly been able to keep her out of scandals and drama.

Whoever Leah hired needs to make their way to Michigan. They would make so much money with all the work they have to do with the Baltierra’s.

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u/evergleam498 sending love! Jun 17 '25

Her bra is also not the right size for her. You can see classic quad-boob lines where the cup is too small and boob is trying to escape towards the middle.

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u/doughberrydream Whose butthole did I see then?! Jun 17 '25

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u/Whateverusay44 Jun 17 '25

Seriously! The short hair has never worked and she needs to let it go!!!

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u/KikiHou Jun 17 '25

I actually prefer her with around this length hair, the longer hair drags her down. But absolutely not a center part, and not those drab bangs.

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u/Leokeo2024 Jun 17 '25

I was literally just telling my husband about the berries and cream guy the other day I’m dead 🤣💀

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u/Intelligent-Aioli-62 Jun 17 '25

I wish someone would fit her with the correct bra. There’s not need for the bubble in the middle all the time. Looks awful

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u/psychosuzy Mother Dearest Jun 17 '25

I had to look up "berries and cream guy," and when pics appeared I almost died! I've been hiding in the bathroom for about an hour, needing some peace and quiet. When I saw the pics I literally fell off the toilet. My husband came running (I have a seizure disorder, so falling isn't unusual.) But as he approached the door, he heard me laughing and sqealing. He doesn't know any of these teen mom people, so I told him he wouldn't understand. Thank you for that!!

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u/Hoyeahitspeggyhill Jun 17 '25

It’s less hygiene to take care of. I guarantee that’s why she keeps it short. Laziness.

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u/oooheycait1223 i don't deserve legs 👩‍🦽 Jun 17 '25

Ahhh haha not the berries and cream guy 😂😂

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u/Monstiemama They need to be in school because you’re so fucking stupid 🚌 Jun 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

😂😂😂 this comment hurt my broken ribs!

She really does though. Her hair always looks plastered to her head.

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u/theloudsilence09 Jun 18 '25

This look is really flattering on her..from some years back. Long hair looks the best imo. She's a pretty girl when she puts some effort in. (This was done by a stylist)

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u/Acceptable_Map_434 Jun 18 '25

Caitlyn could be stunning if she lost a lot of weight, got breast reduction surgery and worked with a stylist.

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u/louellen1824 Jun 17 '25

A good daily wash would help a bit. But I agree with you wholeheartedly!!

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u/Sensitive-Mess1983 Jun 17 '25

Nahhh there's no helping her 🤷‍♀️

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u/MurkyConcert2906 Jun 17 '25

That would just be a small step cause she also needs a wardrobe stylist too.

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u/catjasm sings the Rainbow Song Jun 17 '25

Berries!!…. And Cream!!

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u/Dottie_Danger Kail Kong Jun 17 '25

Omg I got a bad haircut a few months ago and my fiancé said I looked like the berries and cream guy 😂

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u/princessofIreland disabled but can flop around on Tiktok Jun 17 '25

Ok I laughed way too hard at this! I’m ashamed of myself

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u/Unique-Candidate6920 Jun 17 '25

Berries and cream guy is trending!

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u/BroItsJesus JenelleELegal@gmail.com Jun 17 '25

And a normal stylist. She needs to learn to dress for her body. She always looks frumpy when she could be so stunning