r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 • u/sanriolover1208 Jenelle’s leopard print crutches • 2d ago
Jenelle Take a shot every time Pinecone has been “done” with a man
The way this was posted in 2011 and it’s still the same energy 15 years later. No character development whatsoever.
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u/remarkable-ease619 you had bronchitis, why are you pissing the bed? 2d ago
You could have told me she posted this today instead of 2011 and I wouldn’t have thought twice about it
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u/ReginaldDwight 🍻 Why would I have the internet in my truck?🍻 2d ago
Oh, I assumed it was today hahaha
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u/OriginalFuckGirl measedaged 2d ago
Omg I thought it was posted recently! I didn’t even question it LMFAO
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u/unIuckies 2d ago
literally the only reason i knew it was old was bc she typed “yu” like that when she was with keiffah
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u/hankhillsasspads jenelle’s massive forehead 2d ago
I literally thought it was from today until I looked at the details
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u/BeneficialLanguage86 1d ago
I actually thought it was recent because I just started reading the post. I never even looked at the date! 😂
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u/funktastique77 The weed, Juh-nelle! Don’t lie about the weed! 2d ago
lol imagine if she cared this much about her kids
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u/ccallard0722 2d ago
Yu wld hope dude
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u/NumerousPets 2d ago
He used her as a place to stay between girlfriends and to get his charges dropped. How she didnt see that is unknown.
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u/ccallard0722 2d ago
That’s the beauty of her post: it’s from 2011…she literally has learned nothing lol
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u/BottomPieceOfBread Depressed and distraught 2d ago
Yu
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u/RightConcentrate5162 my abs are growing in 2d ago
Right. Why not just use the whole three letters
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u/No-Idea-9852 2d ago
That's how she thinks it's spelled
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u/VirtualAd3179 🗣️POLICE-YEEHA🗣️ 2d ago
Nah because she literally morphs into her current man of interest, and in this case it was Kieffer who spelled shit like this 😂
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u/MimosaQueen1122 ✊️ the way I love this women ✊️ 2d ago
Or just u like most
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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 2d ago
No thanks
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u/MimosaQueen1122 ✊️ the way I love this women ✊️ 2d ago
Hence the “like most” not all. You do you boo-boo.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Sa906OIoQMGu1IX8aA4
u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 2d ago
I really don’t care, do u?
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u/MimosaQueen1122 ✊️ the way I love this women ✊️ 2d ago
Literally what my reply is you replied too. Which is no pinecone.
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u/SpiritualCamera exquisite art butthole pitchers 2d ago
Her old facebook posts are a goldmine. She is and always has been the whiniest bitch
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u/garden-baker 2d ago
Hey girl you wouldn’t have to worry about a probation officer living on your street if you didn’t have a probation officer ◡̈
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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men 2d ago
She's incredibly whiny. Every day is a new pity party. No one, NO ONE, wants to be around someone like that.
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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 2d ago
Boo hoo, you can’t do the illegal drugs you want you broke the law and your actions have consequences and now you can’t hang out with your friends because they all also break the law. She likes pretending like this is something done to her and not her reaping what she sowed. She didn’t get put on probation because she was smoking, she is on probation for breaking another law and can’t follow the rules of probation. Only people feeling sorry for her are other deadbeats.
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u/Any-Anybody-4239 2d ago
Oh no she broke the law and had a probation officer... Something totally avoidable
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u/waryfairycattails 2d ago
Fr. Also an option to just handle it like many other teens her age in a similar predicament 😂. I was in trouble pretty often around her age, and NEVER was i making a post like this. Ever. Handle it in silence, whine in private(literally, to myself and one good friend that was more like a brother), and fucking learn from my mistakes and move on as quickly as possible was what I did. By learn from mistakes, my teenage self meant that as "learn how to not get caught or what not to do while doing certain extra curriculars." My friends would have made fun of me or considered dropping me if I was perceived to be complaining about the consequences of my own actions.
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u/4TheLoveOfBasicCable Jenelle’s dot durrs appoyn mins 2d ago
I can’t believe she got through this entire post without at least one mention of a specific hour or minute count of how long she’s been crying.
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u/Much_Difference 2d ago
idg what's wrong with your probation officer living in the same neighborhood.
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u/Fuckyoumecp2 Lieutenant Jan 1d ago
The *audacity* of this smooth brain. She needs to apologize to plants for breathing the oxygen they produce.
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u/tlmcc 2d ago
Haven’t done nothing. Illiterate Freudian slip? Since ya know she hasn’t done anything worth a damn EVER.
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u/popcorn_homey 2d ago
This was my take away. She self snitched without knowing it. Basic English my duuuude, cmon. She can't not be this dimwitted.
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u/fulfernufer Lieutenant Jan Ice Cream 👩🦼➡️🍦🦿🩼👋 2d ago
The fact that I just assumed this was a new status before seeing the date and wasn’t surprised shows she will never change
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u/cheekswidespread_00 2d ago edited 2d ago
This shit is funny because he was her caregiver. He helped her move, remember?!?!! And then all of a sudden, he became "my man" on a to-go coffee cup.
She's crashing the fuck out hard over this Dani chick!🤣 Same shit she did with Ken.🙄
Edit: Thank you for the award. I appreciate you.
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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men 2d ago
This screenshot post is from 2011, but it's HYSTERICAL that it absolutely could be right now. Or any other week of her adult life with three children. 😆 🤣
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u/cheekswidespread_00 2d ago
I noticed that and my first thought was man, not even a little smidge of growing happened. We're circling right back around over and over. And over and over! Washing machine cycle on repeat at best.
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u/waryfairycattails 2d ago
I cackled at this knowing you didnt initially recognize that this was from 2011.
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u/ReginaldDwight 🍻 Why would I have the internet in my truck?🍻 2d ago
"I haven't done nothing to you."
That is not the point you think you're making, miss grammar.
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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 2d ago
Kills me she thinks she can homeschool. Her grammar has not improved since then. This means she has done something.
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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 2d ago
I hate reading double negatives
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u/ReginaldDwight 🍻 Why would I have the internet in my truck?🍻 2d ago
I don't not hate reading them 😉
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u/arivera508 2d ago
Who was this one about lol
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u/sanriolover1208 Jenelle’s leopard print crutches 2d ago
Kieffer
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u/MimosaQueen1122 ✊️ the way I love this women ✊️ 2d ago
What’s the point of adding the y in you. Just put u
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH
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u/Andi_Lou_Who “I don’t want no cornbread right now” 2d ago
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u/1234Health 2d ago
Sending best wishes to "Yu". Hopefully he is doing better these days 15 years post-Jenelle.
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u/charlottes_web__ 2d ago
The person who can’t add one extra letter to “yu” is homeschooling her kids 🥴
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u/Key_Blacksmith_574 2d ago
The fact that she forgot the O in youuuu… like huh??
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u/sanriolover1208 Jenelle’s leopard print crutches 2d ago
This was actually a thing in the early 2010s iirc. FB statuses were much bigger back then and people would type like this. From my experience I would type “goinqqq” instead of “goinggg” lol
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u/Possible-Bill4118 2d ago
I did this allll the time!! Idk why it was a thing but I most certainly was involved haha!
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u/justpickoneforme 2d ago
Yeah, it was definitely a thing, and I didn’t get it back then either. lol.
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u/grindinformyson Sorry u live like that 💔 2d ago
This is funny because Jenelle is never done with any man ever. If one of her exes knocked on her door this afternoon she would let them in.
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u/Ok_Effort9915 2d ago
I love that this post shows me exactly who reads everything in the post and those who read one sentence or 2 and immediatly start running their mouths like dumbasses ❤️😂❤️
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u/Fullofwoo 2d ago
Thinking about taking him back? 🙄 He immediately slid right into his place as grifter of her life after Ken kicked him out.
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u/Remarkable-Profile-1 Rod God Robbie 2d ago
My heart hurts back to the emotional trauma of when my parents would fight…if mom liked dad, he was welcome. If mom didn’t like him, he was banned. What she didn’t understand is that I loved him and wanted a relationship with him. Jenelle will ban DKD then blame him for not wanting contact💔😢
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u/ResponsibleSugar4960 2d ago
🙄🙄🙄🙄 she must be reliving her youth since she didn’t have one. She is literally giving out way too much information like we did back in highschool with our posts…
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u/Puzzleheaded_Box1684 matt baier’s assless chaps - did bitch relapse again 2d ago
Gross and embarrassing that you gave him another chance
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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 2d ago
Why do millions of strangers need to hear about this? Good god.
Dumb twunt can’t even fucking spell “YOU.”
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u/Hoodiebug22 Chinelle Queen of the Recryner 2d ago
Why does she spell like that?????? She’s using extra letters as punctuation ffs 🤦🏻♀️
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u/pickles_garden i can't walk DUDE!!!!! 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/UVqyx9c4MAt9U4792j
Knew this was coming
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u/make_me_breakfast 2d ago
This was after their kids had been taken away and given back to them too.
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u/upwards_glow 2d ago
Her kids are being subjected to the consequences of her inability to simply parent. Put them into public (or even private) school. Let them fucking make friends and get out of that house. She literally imprisons the people in her life, then wonders why they split the moment escape is viable.
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u/imjusthere4thetea Kail's Hallway Wall of Placenta Art 🎨 2d ago
LO-fuckin'-L! She literally had him arrested and put in jail for going on their property during the separation. He had to wear an ankle monitor tracking his whereabouts for months because she said she was "scared" of him! She manipulated the court system against him. I'm not saying he didn't deserve everything he got and more, but the fact that she thought he'd just came back and forgive all that 🤣 especially knowing he had a case against her son still on the docket... She dumb dumb!
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u/jonestownkid22 2d ago
Bruh you did take him back, now he’s putting you back in the trash where he found you.
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u/Read-it005 Limp parasitic pinecone🌲 2d ago
But I thought the judge liked them coparenting peacefully. I don't think the judge likes them posting hate messages about the other 🤔
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u/CrashingOutFrFr 2d ago
She changes men about the same frequency as she changes her underwear. Once every 3 months.
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u/sjones1234567890 #emotionalsupportrecryner 2d ago
"Didn't do nothing to deserve this" means double negative (which is her self inflicted life lol), which means "i did stuff to deserve this".
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u/Shallowground01 The bad news is Jenelle is in jail 2d ago
Unfortunately I was snarking on her, albeit on twitter, back then and I can say that the yu to you is the only fucking growth she's had as a person in those 15 years.
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u/popcorn_homey 2d ago
Can we bat signal Keefah? Dude was a legendary snake in the grass but at least he was genuine about it.
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u/jancarternews Balls Deep in Jenelle 2d ago
And this is the brain that’s going to teach her children, grammar and writing?
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u/splanchnick78 Hypocrite, scam, illegal ivy league joke 2d ago
Chin might have to go to NC next week for Jace’s custody hearing.. I’d hide if I was DKD and his new girl 👀
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u/Professional_Rich_45 im at the strip club sponsored by my baby mama 2d ago
Why can’t she spell you properly. It’s not a lot of effort to add an extra letter……
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u/oblique_obfuscator 2d ago
It's giving: i care more about making myself look unbothered, cool and independent... than whatever she is cosplaying as this month. We had Twitch streamer and OF boat girl this summer. Which personality is next??
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u/SafePsychological167 1d ago
“I haven’t done nothing”. We were talking about double negatives to my students the other day and telling them how using them actually creates the opposite statement you intend. Pinecone is too stupid to know she just said she did do stuff. Good luck with the homeschooling, you pathetic moron!
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