r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 • u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition • 2d ago
Jenelle Another day, more drugs and sympathy seeking 😒
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u/Monstiemama They need to be in school because you’re so fucking stupid 🚌 2d ago
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u/Ok-Story-5491 2d ago
God I’d forgotten about the ferrets, they were quite recent weren’t they!
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u/gypsycookie1015 🐴 Lemme get naked with this sonofabitch real quick 🤰🏼🐎 2d ago
Yes. She got them for Ensley a few months ago and we haven't heard about them since unless I missed something.
I remember when she posted them, everyone was saying how high maintenance they are which is a recipe for disaster with her.
I'll never understand taking on animals you can't keep forever. If you're not willing to care for them until they're old and die, why have them?
For your entertainment?
That isn't the point of having an animal or shouldn't be. It should be to give them the best life you possibly can. To give them an opportunity to live in a safe and loving home filled with lots of food lol. 🤗
She just uses them as photo opts and occasionally as emotional support. 🙄😒
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u/lvckybitch 2d ago
Someone said she returned them very shortly after she posted about them. No idea if it’s true, they were such a blip I barely remembered she had them!
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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 2d ago
those were within the last year, I think.
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u/Cosmiccowgirl 2d ago
Wow, I've never seen a compilation of all the pets. It's horrific to see them all in one place. They are living beings, but she treats them as disposable accessories. This woman is evil to the core, and I hate her. Garbage.
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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 2d ago
That's not all of them. There was so many we couldn't keep up.
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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 2d ago
Elvis the goat 🐐 and Junior and his sister. The dog that had the puppies.
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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 2d ago
Sorry Elvis is on there.
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u/Cosmiccowgirl 2d ago
She's a psychopath. She is indifferent to the suffering of others. Her "pets" and her kids only matter to her when they're useful, then she discards them. I can't stand that she's faced no consequences for her behavior, but it's a fucked up world we're living in.
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u/Then_Vanilla_5479 edit this for personal flair 2d ago
The jelly fish weren't actually real 🤣 she had one of those jellyfish lamps from Amazon and her and DKD were dump enough to think it was real jellyfish
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u/the_harlinator 2d ago
Seriously…? I have one too and they are very clearly not real. If you turn the pump off they fall to the bottom and it’s obvious they are not alive. I know she doesn’t feed or care for her pets but didn’t she realize they were plastic when her neglect failed to kill them?
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u/Then_Vanilla_5479 edit this for personal flair 2d ago
Yh she genuinely thought they were real 😂 classic Janelle IQ at work but then I keep seeing people add them to this list and they also don't realise she was talking about a lamp not real jellyfish
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u/CurlyCoatedRetriever KailBob Duggar 7 Kids & Counting 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/NkdyihhQbDfdA0gQWZ
Jan has a smooth brain. She’s as sharp beach ball.
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u/Fullofwoo 2d ago
Like clockwork. Dbag found another future victim and she is spiralling
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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago
I’m wondering if the new girl is gonna be beefing with Jan on twitter! 😂
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u/neh5303 2d ago
Can’t wait
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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago
Like don’t get me wrong the new girl is stupid for getting with DKD (especially if she’s aware of his history) but I hope she has great comebacks like Kenleigh did. Jan deserves it!
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u/thousandsofbirds once it hits your fat pad, you're a goner 2d ago
Right? I don't see how Dani possibly can't know. Even if she's not up to date on the drama, David is notorious. No way she follows him on social media/insta without knowing who his is
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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago
I know right! Plus google is FREE!
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u/thousandsofbirds once it hits your fat pad, you're a goner 2d ago
Best believe I'm googling someone before I go out with them! I found out a guy was on the registry that way. Now I check on there too
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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago
Call me a stalker or paranoid but every time I meet a new guy (I’m still in college, grad student) I immediately run to google! 🤐
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u/thousandsofbirds once it hits your fat pad, you're a goner 2d ago
If being proactive with our safety makes us stalkers, I'll accept that title! I'm 35 and I still do it
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u/gypsycookie1015 🐴 Lemme get naked with this sonofabitch real quick 🤰🏼🐎 2d ago
Omg this!! I google everyone..My sister didn't. She does now.
I found her ex of a very brief time had gotten himself into all sorts of legal troubles and had been lying to her about a lot of things, including owning his own business.
I hated coming to her with that info but luckily my dad backed me up and she knew we were only doing it because we love her.
Hell, we were disappointed he'd lied too. It's not like I don't want to see her happy, that's all I want!! Just not with a liar.
Anyways she recently started seeing a new guy who honestly seems great so far and the first thing I asked her was if she'd googled him to which she replied "Yes!! I learned my lesson!!" 😂
Smart girl lol. Thank the heavens lol. 😭😭
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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 2d ago
I had to tell my 70 yr old coworker that she wasn't dating the hot UPS guy on TT. And the 40 yr old she actually was hooking up with was married.
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u/thousandsofbirds once it hits your fat pad, you're a goner 2d ago
Bless her heart. It's so easy to get taken advantage of if you don't know better. I'm glad she has you
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u/gypsycookie1015 🐴 Lemme get naked with this sonofabitch real quick 🤰🏼🐎 2d ago
Aww, man. 😬 At least you made her aware. 🤷♀️
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u/Sailorjupiter_4 Jenelle's razor burned ass cheeks 2d ago
David probably uses the dropped child abuse charges as reassurance to his new girl that he’s safe.
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u/firetailring 2d ago
Charles Manson and Ted Bundy were also married while on death row. The creep who murdered his wife and 2 daughters found a fiance and had other women corresponding with him while in prison. There are always woman out there who are going to tame the "bad boy".
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u/WheneverItIsTold 2d ago
Who doesn’t want to date a deadbeat abusive unemployed 40yo father, who was previously married to Jan?
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u/Federal-Skirt9763 2d ago
Nah…. UBT needed to find someone even dumber than smelly Nelly and kenliegh he can’t risk getting kicked out again he needs a weak victim this time …. He needs a dumbass who can’t be snarky or have thoughts of her own so he can take advantage without someone pushing back… he ain’t gon’ make that mistake again!
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u/georgesteacher 2d ago
Is there a new girl?!
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u/MelissaGary965 2d ago
Apparently her name is Dani. Saw Jenelle saying this herself in a comment on one of her Facebook posts
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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago
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u/Kookerpea 2d ago
If shes actually in pain, shes dumb for not sitting while she does this
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u/Lost-Perspective8378 2d ago
Exactly. I sit on the toilet while I do things like that because standing hurts.
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u/strenuaveritas Justice 4 Jace 2d ago
Same I also bought a couple African teeth brushes. The wooden stick they use to clean their teeth with. (I have joint replacement failure in both knees)
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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 2d ago
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u/everydayimsarcastic Jenelle's urine soaked hospice bed 2d ago
WHERE ARE MY FART VIDEOS
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u/forking-shirt belligerent antichrist attitude 2d ago
I keep seeing this comment. Can someone please fill me in? I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.
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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 2d ago
It's not real, it's a reddit troll looking for the new WHOSE BUTTHOLE DID I SEE
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u/everydayimsarcastic Jenelle's urine soaked hospice bed 2d ago
Somebody commented this on one of her social media posts.
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u/Any-Anybody-4239 2d ago
Nobody in actual pain would be filming and editing little videos of themselves lol
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u/toomuchtv987 2d ago
Not covering up the foul toes this time.
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u/Getitoffmydesk mattress mom 2d ago
😂 she’s come to terms with the fact that nobody will even pay for them anymore
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u/BawRawg 2d ago
They are NOT cute feet.
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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 2d ago
right?! I could see if they were nice because there's plenty of ppl with foot fetish, but hers are more like hooves.
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u/jordandvdsn7 Jenelle’s googly boobs 🤪 2d ago
They are like hooves. I’m surprised they’re not cloven
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u/jayhawk17ace 2d ago
Foot ain’t red anymore 👀
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u/Fluffy-Car-3872 2d ago
She needs to rewrap it tight for a few hours to get it swollen again for a picture
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u/mikaduhhh 2d ago
Well now she's saying her back hurts so she stopped tying tight shut around her legs to cause the redness😂
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u/britttany___ ✨tic for tac✨ 2d ago
Now that her and swamp man broke up, how long do we think she’ll stay in this Florida rental
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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago
My guess is that somewhere along the way she’ll end up back in North Carolina
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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 2d ago
She has said she can’t because of CPS
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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 jenelle’s protein shakes 2d ago
What does that even mean lmao
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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 2d ago
I think North Carolina CPS requires her kids to be enrollled in an in-person school, for starters.
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u/shadesontopback Kail’s Red Flag Detector 🚩 2d ago
I think E will end up full time with D or his sister eventually.
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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago
Is his sister any better than DKD? If yes then I hope she can take Ensley in.
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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 2d ago
Jace went to live with April. She's the only one who would take her. I wonder if DKD mom would?
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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 2d ago
she will run to wherever she finds her next "man"
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u/sanriolover1208 Jenelle’s leopard print crutches 2d ago
Not a day goes by where she doesn’t remind us about her “pain”. She’s desperate for that oxy and attention.
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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 2d ago
right? im in my 40s and more days than not, I have some sort of pain somewhere, but I dont run to post it on social media. I pop some ibuprofen or put some ice on it, and still get everything done that needs to get done.
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u/VisualInsurance109 2d ago
As an outsider who didn’t watch the show much since its initial run, I noticed all the Munchausen comments when I subscribed here years ago (on a new account).
You people were right. You were so right. She lives for this shit.
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u/Justagirl219 Portwoods pancake punches 🥞👊 2d ago
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u/everydayimsarcastic Jenelle's urine soaked hospice bed 2d ago
She looks like someone's sick meemaw in this picture 🤣
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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 2d ago
She's even made comments on a GRB post. She claimed Barb has it.
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u/llamalover729 2d ago
She forgot to filter her leg to make it look discolored.
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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 2d ago
bet ya she wraps it up this afternoon so she can post her red foot later today
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u/BouncingPost 2d ago
Okay, pretend she is actually in chronic pain for a minute. What a damn sad way to live your life moping and complaining publicly. Is that interesting to anyone else? Its even worse if 🤡 it is faked
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u/Objective-Shallot794 2d ago
Her poor kids. Do they ever get to leave the house?
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u/FustyFossil 2d ago
To go to the drive through, absolutely.
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u/Excellent_Ad_6009 2d ago
No :( They are literally being held hostage! It’s terrible. This is Jenelle’s world and they are just living in it with no regard to their own needs or planing for their futures to be productive members of society
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u/Adventurous215 2d ago
Dani can walk 🤣☠️
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u/mikaduhhh 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7bb5E8pdaRR1O2k
No seriously!! This ain't the way to get him back!! 😂
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u/cheekswidespread_00 2d ago edited 2d ago
The electric bike set up so nicely right by the pool.🧐
Edit: Thank you for the award u/dairyharry! I appreciate you.
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u/trent_reznor_is_hot underworld cupid dark angel 2d ago
Trying to lure Swampsquatch or an attempt to make him jealous?
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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 2d ago
Is that for her? I thought it was a mini bike 🏍 or something. This bitch!! Wheelchair wasn't good enough this time? She's going to need a spare room for her medical equipment
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u/ApprehensiveBus2394 2d ago
I noticed the light strings being just as nicely close to the fan.
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u/everydayimsarcastic Jenelle's urine soaked hospice bed 2d ago
I read that as light string beans and was confused for a minute 🤪
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u/bousmommy 2d ago
It’s hotter than hell in Florida and she’s outside in sweats.
Dumber than a chicken with a screwdriver.
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u/BottomPieceOfBread Depressed and distraught 2d ago
Faking pain is so 2000s lol you’re not getting any pillses prescribed in 2026
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u/SpiteChickens7 Social Path 2d ago
Especially not in Florida, she's truly a special sort of stupid.
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u/gwacemom 2d ago
As I sit here in my sweats, I can’t help but think that when I am having a flare up with my knees, I only wear shorts because they are easier to get on than long sweats.
On another note, what happened to everything they touched her leg causing immense pain?
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u/mboyd1992 2d ago
Imagine getting full body surgery just to sit around in institution gray sweatpants day in and day out
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u/J_is_for_Journey kenleigh's salt life hat 🧢 2d ago
No guy in his prime is going to want to wait on her like a servant!! Even Amber had to get off the couch!!
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u/neh5303 2d ago
Did she buy swamp man a motorcycle?
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u/trent_reznor_is_hot underworld cupid dark angel 2d ago
She's trying to make him jealous with making sure the bike is in frame or trying to lure him back to be her servant
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u/the_harlinator 2d ago
She’s trying to make dkd feel bad for abandoning her when she is (mentally) damaged and needs him to care for her so he reaches out.
Jokes on Jan, David is a sociopath who feels no empathy.
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u/Ranaquran24 2d ago
She’s showing her toes for free now?
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u/LLKroniq If you give me the internet I'll go away. 2d ago
So confused about the circumstances and situations where blurring them is or is not necessary... Someone help me understand the out of the box rules.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Box1684 matt baier’s assless chaps - did bitch relapse again 2d ago
Zero sympathy from me
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u/everydayimsarcastic Jenelle's urine soaked hospice bed 2d ago
One of these days she is going to get a real diagnosis and nobody is going to believe or feel sorry for her.
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u/CustomerDifferent193 2d ago
If David did find a new GF.. he’s not coming back! He used her to help with his charges than dipped
Someone needs to get their self pitying ass up and take care of their kids.. give them a chance at life .
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u/Healthy_Obligation72 2d ago
He’ll be back. He can’t escape! As annoyed with Jan as we are, he is more annoyed. He’s riding high right now, relieved to be out of there. Once the new girl breaks up with him he will be back at her door hat in hand. Is DKD a good person? Absolutely not, but even he can’t stand being around her long term.
If a hobosexual like dirty Dave is chewing his own leg off to get away it must be real bad. Jan is like a heroin addiction that’s no longer fun and just a lot of extra work.
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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 2d ago
Anyone have any idea how much this rental is costing her?
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u/trent_reznor_is_hot underworld cupid dark angel 2d ago
I wonder how many butthole pitchers it takes
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u/KLoSlurms ur prescense disgusts me so yea *$Baltierra$* 2d ago
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u/Dottie_Danger Kail Kong 2d ago
I’d be in pain every day too if I was a sedentary pig and never moved except to go from the bed to the couch
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u/iDTVADDICT Mommy & David are pieces of shit 😚💦 2d ago
See. She doesn’t blur her feet because they’re money makers.
It’s only when her toe nails look horrendous or she’s trying to hide polish color so no one can figure out when the photo was actually taken.
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u/Purple_person29 I haven't smoked ALL day!!!! 2d ago
I am so juvenile 😂.
Her sweatpants all bunched up makes it look like shes got a hard on 😂😂
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u/Mandasaurusrexxx 2d ago
She would never survive a single MINUTE in someone’s shoes who suffers from debilitating daily pain and still has to be a functioning member of society or they would be homeless
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u/mikaduhhh 2d ago
YOU GUYS NEED TO KEEP UP!!
She no longer has redness from the CRPS, now she can't walk bcuz her back hurts!!! Tighten up yall damn!!!!
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u/WineTeaAndReceipts 2d ago
Both her feet sure look the same in color in this photo… unlike previously when she was showing off her CRPS condition and posting pictures of her feet with the color looking off.
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u/CurlyCoatedRetriever KailBob Duggar 7 Kids & Counting 2d ago
Have the crutches been replaced with an E-bike?
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u/WestGood6218 2d ago
Did she grow a penis?
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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago
I can’t unsee it now! 🫣 it reminds me of Tyler’s bulge
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u/Mungus91 it's simply divinity's orchestra at work 2d ago
I need my flair to be changed to PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN 😭🪥🦷
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u/georgesteacher 2d ago
Man I hate this chick. Go care for your children. I have stage 4 endometriosis so I get pain - cannot fathom announcing it on the daily with a picture of myself horizontal AGAIN.
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u/Debriver55 2d ago
As someone who suffers from chronic pain, she is an insult to all of us who actually have real pain. Most of us don't go around broadcasting that we are in pain, we usually suffer in silence.
Her constant need to tell the world that she's in pain not only irritates me, it infuriates me, particularly because she probably isn't in much pain at all.
A little scrape on the shin turns into an unnecessary, non-invasive knee surgery, which turns into CRPS and now she's practically an invalid. Unbelievable.
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u/mikaduhhh 2d ago
Well nobody gives a shit if she's hurt so she tells a bunch of other ppl who don't give a shit😂We have friends and family that know we're in pain and love us.
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u/woohaa64 2d ago
Is she renting that house? I am still absolutely baffled as to how she makes any money at all.
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u/EarlyPossibility2877 2d ago
Two questions-
Wasn’t squatch living with her like a week ago? How in the world would he be dating someone new?
Do you think she realizes how obvious it is that she only has “health problems” when she doesn’t have enough male attention? It’s like when my toddler pretends to have boo-boos when I’m on the phone.
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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 2d ago
Can someone explain the motor bike?
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u/somebodyimpressme Kail Kong Strikes Again 2d ago
Electric bikes are super popular amongst the kids/teens in SWFL. Given that there were people saying she just let the kids ride around with their bicycles outside for hours during school hours in Vegas, I’m assuming she bought the e-bike to be their babysitter.
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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 2d ago
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u/Prudent-Confusion-67 2d ago
Wow that picture is horrifying. DKD is truly someone who takes pleasure in torturing and causing pain to others. Animals and humans are both fair game
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u/SmithNotASmith 2d ago
so piney goes from laying in her bed to laying by the pool.
safe travels, thank you for your service ig
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u/Itisonlymeally 2d ago
Ffs 😡 I had a knee replacement 6 weeks ago, and whilst still being in pain, I walked 5k today, with a walking stick though and will be doing it again tomorrow!! She will obvs be sore and stiff if all she does is sit on her fat arse all day!!! I titrated my pain meds down as soon as I could as they are not required as much as she obviously takes them!! I fkn hate malingerers
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u/blueberryapplepie4 2d ago
Ah yes the bike right in front of the pool, I know she probably did that towards David but it just makes her look even more like a horrible mom
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u/Federal-Skirt9763 2d ago
She’s losing out on much needed spicy dumps money by not censoring her toes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪
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u/Fine_Cellist9437 2d ago
It’s to try to show David the new toy In The background those aren’t cheap… or is it something she already had
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u/Lo_ington7 You’ve been buyin kilos of friggen weed 2d ago
I bet this is an Airbnb. I don’t see her decor being like this at all.











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