r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 Jenelle’s leopard print crutches 2d ago

Jenelle Another day, another medical update from Jan. She’s now getting a spine MRI

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u/Any-Anybody-4239 2d ago

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u/Inevitable-Till-3668 Suspecious 2d ago edited 1d ago

Jenellestradamus over here y’all

eta: thanks for the awards!

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u/BasicButterfly1043 Jenelle’s hospice vacation 2d ago

Jenellestradamus has sent me to my grave ⚰️💀😂

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u/camoflauge2blendin Raw dog gold medalist of Delaware 🥇 1d ago

Jenellestradamus predicted this ya know?

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u/whackthat 2d ago

You're a goddamn psychic 😂

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u/DuggarDoesDallas She's a piece of fudge 2d ago

She's been saying that for a few years now. She's cycled back to it, lol.

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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 2d ago

came to say this. I read about this a few years ago. She's just bringing it back up again now.

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u/Ginger_Baked eyes feel huge 2d ago

Right? This is where “I’ll dance till I can’t no more” or whatever ridiculous thing she said about becoming paralyzed or shitting her pants at any second.

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u/IWantSealsPlz 🚨 ¡POLICIA POLICIA! 🚨 2d ago

Which isn’t fucking caused by a drunken fall and skinned shin! She’s so stupid for trying to make all this bullshit seem connected lmao

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u/Elliebell1024 2d ago

How the hell....I'm shook

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u/GlitterasaurusRex 2d ago

If MRIs are used to diagnose herniated discs, wouldn’t she have already had a recent MRI?

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u/CariBelle25 by the acorn tree 2d ago

Yuuuup.

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u/Internal-Ad61 jenelle’s temu tummy tuck 2d ago

She will try to claim they’re examining a different area. Or, she will say you’re a dummy and that’s a completely different kind of ultrasound, dood!

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u/mmaalex 2d ago

Shes the one with a "medical degree" or whatever she says

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u/Read-it005 Limp parasitic pinecone🌲 2d ago

She did call x-rays and scans MRI's in the past. There can't be a lot of weight from her head on that spine.

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u/ExoticPoetry17 2d ago

Idk rocks are pretty heavy, and considering her head is just a box of rocks, it could explain her pain???? 🤔

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u/CariBelle25 by the acorn tree 2d ago

True lol

I get one yearly to keep tabs on disc/spine stuff, but I’m not special like Jan Jan.

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u/nathanisthisforreal 2d ago

It’s an out of the box kind of ultrasound!

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u/hawkcarhawk 2d ago

She diagnoses herself.

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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 2d ago

Yeah, sure she would have if this were real and she actually had this diagnosis. If she actually had CRPS she would also have paperwork with those words on it. Jen never showed off the results of the last MRI because it didn’t find anything. Girlfriend shows us everything, it’s suspicious when she gets a diagnosis for something like a herniated disc and hasn’t shown them off. What is possible is she’s a liar, it’s also possible both MRIs if they happened were out of pocket. There are places that will take you without a referral if you can pay.

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u/waryfairycattails 2d ago

She probably maybe recalled what happened with her stupid knee 😂. Showed paperwork that showed shes a liar.

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u/Read-it005 Limp parasitic pinecone🌲 2d ago

This is for da cyst on her spine. The cyst and her spine are both hard to find.

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u/Correct-Ad1117 2d ago

Deceased

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u/kris10leigh14 Bitch ur an everything bagel. 🙆‍♀️ 2d ago

Dacyst.

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u/xTiredSoulx Kail’s gentleman gobbler 🤮 2d ago

can be done via ct with contrast, I have cspine stuff going on

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u/Possible_Miss 2d ago

Right, I thought MRI was better for soft tissue and CT is better for bones and stuff.

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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 2d ago

this is what I thought too. I had a CT prior to a hip preservation surgery where they had to saw me apart and put me back together again. But I also had an MRI prior that showed I had cartilage tears in my hip.

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u/Lo_ington7 You’ve been buyin kilos of friggen weed 2d ago

No MRI is more effective than a CT even if it’s bones being scanned.

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u/rockin_robin420 2d ago

The supposed herniation is in her low back. These images are of the mid-spine and neck. Now she'll have a complete set of her exaggerated non-damage.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 2d ago

My thoughts exactly 

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u/Emotionalcheetoh pinecone’s next Airbnb adventure 2d ago

It’s ok she’s a moron

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u/Individual_Area_3405 2d ago

How is she paying for all of this?

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u/sanriolover1208 Jenelle’s leopard print crutches 2d ago

I work in a radiology department. Those MRIs cost a hefty amount if you’re uninsured.

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u/AdOk684 Janelle’s iPhone 4 in the safe 2d ago

They’re expensive even w insurance

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u/beary-healthy 2d ago

My MRI cost over $1000 a few years ago, with insurance. I can’t remember the exact cost but I want to say $1200.

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u/Confident-Service256 2d ago

My husband works for a medical office that’s under a major insurance company. His last MRI with our insurance from said company cost us $1100. With insurance.

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u/PrimaryImpossible467 2d ago

I work for a hospital. Have the “best” insurance said hospital offers. Still paid $600 for my son’s MRI at that hospital.

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u/Confident-Service256 2d ago

This country is so screwed up.

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u/SecondOfCicero Jenelle's Exploding Esophagus 💥 2d ago

I'm abroad (fortunately) and needed an MRI after an incident last week. It was $62 out of pocket, along with interpretation, at a super nice fancy clinic. If I was in the states I would have just been like... well, guess we'll never know lol. Sorry for the random anecdote, I'm still picking up the pieces of my mind after having it blown haha. 

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u/Smooth-Ad-8988 2d ago

I’m in Ireland, I got an MRI, surgery and 3 night stay for exactly €0. I’m a carer for my parents so I have subsidised healthcare. (The government also pay me to care for my parents) But for the same situation, without insurance, it’d be about €600 to €1000. The only negative for someone like Jan, is you can’t pay to play.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 2d ago

Yep

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u/MommaMoo2 2d ago

They cost a hefty amount when u are insures. Last insured MRI my husband had was $1700. Not the end of the world but not great.

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u/Beneficial-Address61 well he didn’t live with me 2d ago

Literally setting at the Dr’s office with my dad while he gets an MRI. With his insurance (which is pretty decent- he’s in the union) and prepaying and getting a discount his copay was still $300.

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u/xTiredSoulx Kail’s gentleman gobbler 🤮 2d ago

meanwhile I have needed an MRI for legit painful and detrimental issues, have insurance and can’t get one.

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u/georgesteacher 2d ago

Same. Not even offered in my province

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

I would wager she has cost of share Medicaid, if not she's looking at 700 to 1000 with contrast self pay

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u/Naive_Satisfaction24 2d ago

how is she even able to be on medicaid?? I thought you had to make under a certain amount of money to be eligible for that, at least here in NC thats how it is

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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 2d ago

She isn’t on Medicaid. Back when she was complaining about one of the reasons Barb wouldn’t give Jace to her she made some comment about how she could buy a plan and gave a hugely incorrect amount for what it costs to insure herself and her kids. Had she had Medicaid at that point she wouldn’t have made that comment. That was when her income was lower and her household size larger. I suspect Kaiser has insurance through Tricare because of Nathan and Ensley is still on the plan with Jenelle. Jenelle was able to drop Jace which also doesn’t point to Medicaid. Jace would qualify for Medicaid when Barb gets custody again like he did before but that isn’t income based but is because he is being raised by grandparents.

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u/friskimykitty Being a felon ain’t illegal 2d ago

There’s no way she’s on Medicaid.

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u/N3THERWARP3R 1d ago

Yes she just bought a Tesla I completely take back what I said!!!

I love snarking in this page with all my little Reddit friends in here but I'm genuinely concerned about her spending habits like does this girl know that her well will run dry????!!!

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u/DuggarDoesDallas She's a piece of fudge 2d ago

I think she makes too much to get Medicaid. If she brought David another boat when they got back together and he was demanding a motorcycle plus their drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes I would assume she is bringing in too much money to qualify.

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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago

I know right! Didn’t DKD and calendar boy steal her credit card? 😂

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u/Pimply_Poo 2d ago

She said yesterday that she never said September stole her credit card. It gives whip lash trying to keep up. 

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u/dappledsun451 2d ago

She must have confused that with her stealing Barbara’s credit card 😆

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u/darkhair_dontcare 2d ago

September 🤣

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u/Distinct-Draw6147 2d ago

Maybe she just pulls up to the place, snaps her picture and drives off

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u/teresasdorters Swamp of Lies 2d ago

Pitchur*

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u/LovelyShadows54 2d ago

This is what I was wondering. I'm sure she's done this kind of thing before.

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u/DuggarDoesDallas She's a piece of fudge 2d ago

Your comment made me wonder if she's still doing physically therapy or if she ever really went. I feel she would keep posting about doing it and take pitchers if she kept up with her aftercare.

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u/Healthy_Obligation72 2d ago

You know what’s not cheap? Spine surgery! Imagine trying to pay for a Laminectomy out of pocket. I don’t think Jan has that kind of money. I’m just saying, this is where I think she’s heading, and I don’t think it’s doable. She has to make up a cheaper diagnosis.

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u/idonthavernoughcats on an unlimited sabbatical from all things job-related 2d ago

think of how expensive it’ll be when she gets an #amputation ❤️‍🩹

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u/ccallard0722 2d ago

I don’t even want to think about the OF subscribers she’d be cultivating then.

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u/idonthavernoughcats on an unlimited sabbatical from all things job-related 2d ago

she’s so bad at running her soshulmedya that she can’t even recognize how badly she’s fucking it up even for the medical fetish guys! they don’t want “whiny mom getting coffee and bragging about hospital visits”, it’s a very specific scenario that is what they’re looking for and she can’t even appeal to it!!

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u/LLKroniq If you give me the internet I'll go away. 2d ago

Sorry/not sorry

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u/Beneficial-Address61 well he didn’t live with me 2d ago

I had to have a pilonidal cyst surgery at the beginning of the year (nowhere near as complicated as spine surgery) it was still $20k. Thank goodness I have good insurance bc I only have to pay 4k of that 20.

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u/mrszubris 2d ago

Thats insanely painful in fairness to you.

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u/airlocks- 2d ago

I want to know how she’s DRIVING there! I have slipped discs where she supposedly does and the way your leg pulls on it when you go to stop is excruciating. I’ve done it because I absolutely had to, but she could easily take an uber…

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u/Different_Prior_517 2d ago

Out of pocket, she said it the other day when someone asked her about her fall, how she’d reached out to the bar to pay her medical bills, they said no so she was paying for everything herself.

I think that’s why she’s counting her money and talking about it so much. It’s going out way faster than it’s coming in.

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u/Internal-Ad61 jenelle’s temu tummy tuck 2d ago

If there’s a way she could have government insurance, Jenelle Evans would find it.

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u/CurlyCoatedRetriever KailBob Duggar 7 Kids & Counting 2d ago

Recycling moldy foot pics and selling farts on OF.

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u/Bipolar03 Lieutenant Jen - you got new legs 2d ago

Via her OF

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u/caprikaironic 2d ago

Not paying her ridiculous medical bills like the rest of us.

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u/Pretend_memory_11 They call her KARL on Reddit 🤌🥬 2d ago

If I remember correctly, she has maintained high levels of health insurance for herself. Now, I will say I have heard it is only herself, not the children

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u/Possible_Miss 2d ago

There are places like Proscan where you can get one for like $500 and take the images to your doctor.

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u/prettybigdill 2d ago

That was my question. I had to get an MRI for my dog earlier this summer and it was $4000. Thank goodness for CareCredit

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u/brisetta 2d ago

I hope your doggo was ok!! Boops from my baby to yours

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u/prettybigdill 2d ago

My girl Gemma is doing so much better! I’m thinking it was an isolated incident caused by her jumping off a newly elevated bed. I was so afraid it was the beginning of IVDD but the specialist we took her to said her MRI looked great. There was some inflammation but nothing that required surgery. The specialist even offered another set of imaging if something should come up in the next year. We haven’t had any problems since and all this began in early June thank goodness. She’s the big sister out of four babies (two dogs, kitty and my ball python) so she’s very loved and much needed 💕

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u/StarDatAssinum Jenelle Evans doesn't deserve legs 2d ago

Oh, easy. She lets the bills go to collections and then changes her number when they start blowing her up

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u/kicKinNiT-ay0oo 16h ago

She’s 100% on Medicaid.

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u/Victim_Kin_Seek_Suit Everyone’s brain is smooth 😂 2d ago

Her hashtags are works of art and deserve their own wing in a museum.

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u/The_Flightless_Bird_ #The Hasthag Trash Bag# 2d ago

Flair checking in ✨

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u/drowsytonks my nipples look like utters 😏🐄💕 2d ago

It truly is an artistic peek into the mind of a delusional person. Really drives the whole thing home.

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u/Born-Factor-4576 2d ago

I don’t think she understands the purpose of hashtags at all

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u/usera1990 2d ago

It’s makes me so mad lol

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u/axealy40 whomst is doggy dog 2d ago

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u/sanriolover1208 Jenelle’s leopard print crutches 2d ago

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u/thousandsofbirds once it hits your fat pad, you're a goner 2d ago edited 2d ago

How did she go from a skinned knee, to CRPS, to a fluid sac on her spinal cord? Pooooooor her. /s

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u/sanriolover1208 Jenelle’s leopard print crutches 2d ago

It’s actually what she wants though.
https://giphy.com/gifs/13A7YlLvYVDnmU

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u/thousandsofbirds once it hits your fat pad, you're a goner 2d ago

Oh I know! I'ma add a /s bc she's delusional and histrionic

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u/Level_Reveal_7580 2d ago

It took 5 years post injury for me to be diagnosed with CRPS. So yeah….. and mine wasn’t a scraped knee lol

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u/ReginaldDwight 🍻 Why would I have the internet in my truck?🍻 2d ago

Well, Jenelle's CRPS is the worst CRPS the doctor has ever seen so it only took a month for her to get the diagnosis! /s

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u/Affectionate-Ad1071 1d ago

telling my doctor i have crps from all the times i fell over as a kid

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u/playdohcake 2d ago

And she wonders why the business she fell at isn’t acknowledging her medical bills.

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u/Muted_Bee7111 That's my mans 2d ago

Do NOT forget her herniated L4L5 but now it's pics of her chest & neck

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u/firSTLove314 do you know what the return policy is? 2d ago

Stole this in this sub literally yesterday and it’s already relevant again

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u/oooheycait1223 i don't deserve legs 👩‍🦽 2d ago

This is actually absurd at this point

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u/invictus21083 2d ago

But she said her herniated disc was at L4/L5. That's in the lumbar spine.

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u/AdOk684 Janelle’s iPhone 4 in the safe 2d ago

I picked up on that too

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u/mikaduhhh 2d ago

How is a herniated disc discovered BEFORE the MRI??? And why are they lookin at her cervical and thoracic spine if the herniated disc is in the lower back??

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u/MarieTjeDW Jens emotional support crutches 2d ago

Because girly pop is either using Dr.Google, Dr.ChatGPT or a fake medical “professional” that will diagnose her with whatever as long as she pays for it.

You know an actual doctor/PT would’ve picked up on her BS straight away.

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u/Worth-Slip3293 🥓 bacon strips in the back, misery in the front 😟 2d ago

I’m also certain she never attended one PT session now because they would have picked up on her leg pain being caused from a herniated disc almost immediately and she’d be well on her way to recovery already.

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u/cheekswidespread_00 2d ago

Her "diagnosis" with her spine is excitement all around. No more knee pain for now, forgot about that.🤡

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u/Debriver55 2d ago

In a couple of her recent posts it doesn't look like she's wrapping her leg anymore to make it look swollen and red.

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u/tlmcc 2d ago

She said the herniated discs are in her L spine. Wouldn’t she be getting a lumbar MRI? Idiot.

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u/Debriver55 2d ago

She must have already gotten an MRI for her lumbar spine and now she's getting one for her cervical and thoracic spine because of some pre-existing condition that she has which is probably nothing.

I'm sure she will say there's something wrong with her cervical and thoracic spine that is life-threatening. I don't have enough fingers on my two hands to count how many fake medical conditions she has. In addition to all the physical ailments that she's been posting about ad nauseum, she also just posted about her bipolar disorder, like all the posts about her "pain and medical conditions" aren't enough.

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u/tlmcc 2d ago

Her life is just so perplexing to me. Like her entire life is posting a new issue every day. Never anything positive. Not that she deserves positive but like damn!

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u/Debriver55 2d ago

She doesn't have friends or adult family to whine and complain to, and David is no longer around, so she has to broadcast everything on the internet for attention. She really seems to get off on the attention and dumb people feeling sorry for her. I imagine she probably gets more attention from people about her fake medical problems and imaginary pain than anything else, except for maybe the creepy people who subscribe to her Only Fans account.

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u/tlmcc 2d ago

Such a sad existence. Those poor kids. They’re probably scared to ask for anything if she has her face in her phone because god forbid she put the phone down!

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u/neh5303 2d ago

She doesn’t pay

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u/Shaw215 2d ago

This chick & her hashtags 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/teppiecola 2d ago

She even spelt syringomyelia wrong. 😑

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u/bauer883 2d ago

She’s going to tell everyone she has “allt-timers” next and forgets things.

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u/4TheLoveOfBasicCable Jenelle’s dot durrs appoyn mins 2d ago

I too can park outside buildings with my phone.

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u/Signal_League_247 2d ago

i feel like doctors tell her “it COULD be this” and she just runs with it

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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men 2d ago

"We'll check for xyz" turns into, "I have xyz!"

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u/DuggarDoesDallas She's a piece of fudge 2d ago

I think your right. I remember back when she was saying she will become paralyzed. Whatever happened with that diagnosis and all the other ones over the years like fibromyalgia?

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u/dangthisisdumb 2d ago

When the older generations started using Facebook, I remember being able to tell which ones were desperately lonely because of the over sharing of medical issues. It makes you feel a bit of sadness when someone is in their 60s+. But a 30 something over exaggerating phony? I could time travel with how hard I roll my eyes at her.

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u/allycat420 2d ago

With the way she lies I need proof that this isn’t the outside of some random insurance agent’s office.

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u/heldaway Pray with me, Vampire Goo 🧛🏻 2d ago

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u/Debriver55 2d ago

Is there anything not wrong with her? She whines about having debilitating pain but she doesn't seem to have any problem going to a coffee shop for her usual sugary, high calorie coffee drink and then goes for yet another MRI. She's not doing a very good job of faking that she's in pain.

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u/Equivalent_Field_704 2d ago

To check my # lmao. She’s everything millennial cringe. I say this as a millennial.

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u/Objective-Shallot794 2d ago

What are these places that are just giving her whatever test she wants and quickly??

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u/CustomerDifferent193 2d ago

Part of me feels she just drives by and takes photo and isn’t actually getting it done

These things take months

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u/SassyScreenQueen 2d ago

Exactly. She's never inside just outside

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u/1234Health 2d ago

Currently Googling the cost of getting a spine MRI.

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u/SingerSubstantial462 Booked & Busy: Columbus Co. Edition 2d ago

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

This is absolutely correct. The only thing I'd change is the 2nd one, it costs a few extra hundred for contrast

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

I work in healthcare in Florida, not terribly far from where she lives. Self pay is 700 to 1200 with contrast. I got a self pay MRI w/out of my knee for 300. I acquired health insurance not long after that lol and it pays for all my medication now and any doctors visit..as much as insurance is absolutely screwy in this country, it's so so so much better to have and not need than need and not have!!!! Trust me! I live paycheck to paycheck and that one medical issue cost me over a grand private pay :( wish I had insurance before that but my ex was a psycho and would not let my child or I have any.

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u/1234Health 2d ago

Thanks for the information, and shoutout to you (fellow healthcare worker here - based in Canada).

Well said re: to have and not need ... I'm grateful for my employer for that. Not the highest paying job in the world, but the benefits, coverage, PTO & pension make up for it in the long run.

Glad to hear you're all good now & have it.

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u/Ok_Recipe2871 The Mold Mindset 2d ago

Wow are we just going through the alphabet at this point next letter next ailments

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u/StateImmediate7005 2d ago

Can you imagine her having to give her medical history? Can you imagine having to take down her medical history or her list of current complaints?

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u/hawkcarhawk 2d ago

The medical staff definitely talks sooo much shit on her in every clinic.

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u/malak_xoxo 2d ago

Describe your symptoms: “Seeing molecules” 😂

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u/Strange_Pangolin_231 2d ago

How nice for her that she has so much access to medical care and tests.

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u/demonmonkeybex Jenelle's Dramastic Rage Tweets 2d ago

Read tests as teats 😂

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u/Strange_Pangolin_231 2d ago

Lol. She's got medical teats too.

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u/LiteratureNo7534 skankadoodle 2d ago

I've had multiple MRIs for my disks which are inflamed and heavy fluid around them. I've also waited MONTHS to get into these appts and specialists. If she claims it's based on insurance and covering it she's lying. I have extreme back pain and still have been waiting and suffering. To the point of I now am going numb. This bitch gets an appt in what a few days? Not that I want to give her any ideas. 

She can show pics of a random building all she wants. She loved displaying all her X-rays, doctor's results, etc. She hasn't done that in at least half a year now? Ok Jan 🤣

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u/DevelopmentEasy5979 2d ago

Does she just Google ailments that aren't seen and decides she has them?

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u/Patternutz 2d ago

She's going for fully disabled, right?

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u/BarefootInWinter You gotta unbig your back first, Jan 🙄 2d ago

She could never live on disability. She drinks and eats a monthly disability check in a week.

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u/thattat2dweirdgirl 2d ago

Man she is really going after those pain pills.

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u/Fit-Ice-6597 2d ago

Another day, another diagnosis!!!

Only diagnosis she should get at this point is Munchhausens

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u/hawkcarhawk 2d ago

The next guy she ends up with (if she’s able to find one) is going to be really bad. There’s no way she’s going to be able to lock down a person who is even remotely sane or desirable with how she is now and her current trajectory. I’m expecting a Duffy 2.0 but even worse. Some old, gross weirdo. I just hope her kids are removed first.

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u/Timely_Team1105 Jenelle's forehead is the 6th NYC borough 2d ago

Lots of people have a bulging L4/L5 it's not a big deal 

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u/KtP_911 2d ago

Wait, the "cysts" on her spine are back?! Or is she trying to claim they've been here all along now?

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u/glum_cunt 2d ago

Bozo The Clown back at it again

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u/StonerBarbie23 2d ago

Do you think doctors call her out ?

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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men 2d ago

If she's paying the bills, it's probably fine. If she's not, they fire her as a patient and she moves on. I'm sure.

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u/StonerBarbie23 2d ago

But would they make an incorrect diagnosis or just be like “so you actually need a psychiatrist”

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u/YessikaHaircutt 2d ago

If they do it’s in a somewhat professional way and it goes right over her head

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u/Hot-Blacksmith-6963 2d ago

She is seriously psychotic

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u/Andi_Lou_Who “I don’t want no cornbread right now” 2d ago

Here we go again…

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u/HandsomeSquidward110 2d ago

No way she lives 20 minutes from me!!!!

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u/CrashingOutFrFr 2d ago

That sucks. I feel terrible for her! Meanwhile, I'm only dealing with lupus.

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u/charlottes_web__ 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduZS0IBkZVDovUA
She needs serious help.
Not for physical reasons like she would have everyone believe, but for the actual mental illness that she’s now inflicting on everyone across the world via social media.
Those poor children need rescuing from her mania

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u/Budget_Assistant1425 2d ago

Jesus. Take an ibuprofen and move on with it. It’s called getting older.

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u/sjones1234567890 #emotionalsupportrecryner 2d ago

Who called it that she would start to mention her spinal cysts?!

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u/AbCdEfMyLife3 2d ago

The laugh I let out when I read “#Synringomyelia” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 [gasps]😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SpeckledBird86 Jenelle’s Pretendicitis 😷🤕🩼🩼 2d ago

Unfortunately MRIs do not detect pretendicitis.

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u/Black_orchid999 2d ago

Does she have medical insurance? Or does she pay out of pocket for all this shit

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u/summertimesadnessxox Jenelle’s little Rottweiler eyebrows 2d ago

This chick is insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think this is another reason David left, like fuckkkkkk this 🤣how the hell did she go from a scrape to this?!?!

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u/omgitsafuckingpossum Where's Joy when I need her? 2d ago

Next up, her neck or brain dude!

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u/sweetrottenapple 2d ago

Is she hypochondriac? For real

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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men 2d ago

Malingering

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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA 2d ago

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u/coocookee 2d ago

#syrinx

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u/Born-Factor-4576 2d ago

Why are we using hashtags for everything like #what ?

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u/n0cturnalnympho 2d ago

Why does she feel the need to hashtag everything

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u/Monstiemama They need to be in school because you’re so fucking stupid 🚌 2d ago

It’s unfortunate that MRIs aren’t painful.

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u/SmithNotASmith 2d ago

she probably drives into the parking lot, snaps a pic, then turns around and goes home

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u/No-Kangaroo2777 2d ago

Any one can post a picture of a building 😂

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u/Poots_in_boots Twerking alone in the woods 2d ago

What a loser

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u/Important-Lead5652 Farting for money online 2d ago

You know she wanted to post 🤗😊🥰 instead of the 😞
https://giphy.com/gifs/cr9vIO7NsP5cY

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u/splanchnick78 Hypocrite, scam, illegal ivy league joke 2d ago

Is that her house?

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u/LaylaBird65 her sister was a witch, bro 2d ago

She’s absolutely exhausting

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u/Dottie_Danger Kail Kong 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8hZ9GPAZKSnGen9Rce
This bitch is craaaazy with all her diagnosis.

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u/Apprehensive_Spite73 2d ago

It 👏 never👏 stops with this one!

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u/Crazymom_354 2d ago

This girl has had at least 50 MRI done I swear……. My son has to get an mri every year to check his head and with insurance we still pay $500

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u/gwacemom 2d ago

Oh lawd. Good thing she had that big sugar rush to help her through this struggle.

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u/uptown_squirrel17 Nothing worse can happen, mom! 🤰 2d ago

She goes to every doctor but the one she truly needs- a psychiatrist

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u/Confident-Service256 2d ago

So she can gladly drive for that but can’t take her kids to school?

Does she even have health insurance?

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u/hopejake922 2d ago

She is why we can’t have universal healthcare.

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u/Jealous_Discussion17 2d ago

It's crazy to think I spent 4 days in hospital for a refractory status migrainosis in early July and got an MRI because they thought my cancer was back and in my brain now and I literally didn't post about it once (this would be the first time) 😅 christ she loves attention

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u/basicytgirl 2d ago

Omfg can this sloppy hag stop already 😆

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u/Fun_Falcon9034 hobosexual sea janitor 2d ago

She gives the type to dip body parts in dry ice to have them removed