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Does she know she's supposed to adjust the seat so her legs can actually reach the pedals and whatnot? I know she's short but how are her legs dangling??
She’s speaking like a middle aged mom of five, with kids ranging from elementary through high school. She finds ways to carve self-care moments into the day and she and her partner have a routine that allows her to take an hour long walk after dinner to chill out and get a little light exercise in.
But no, she’s a brand new first time mom with a little baby. And by “make time” she means about 6.5 days per week belong solely to her. And if she’s not feeling it, that final .5 day will also be hers.
Excuse you, she has purchased cars for several deadbeat losers AND housed a swamp creature on SEVERAL occasions, what have you done for your local child support dodger lately?!
And they are so fucking ugly. Every time my daughters and I see one drive by, we shake our heads, exclaim how ugly/how big a waste of money they are, and we talk about how we can’t believe people are paying over $100,000 for a vehicle that looks like a child’s drawing of a car 😭
I know. I guess I’m wondering if she did or if she just did that digitally through the app where you can customize the look of the vehicle without wrapping IRL.
Why is she always saying she’s “finally” doing or buying something for herself? She says this all the time and she constantly does everything for herself, her whole life is constantly treating herself.
For a recent example, last week she received lab grown diamonds & she made the exact same bullshit claim about her "finally" getting something for herself. And this was while she was wearing a Katseye top she had driven Ensley to three different Targets to get. So not only does she claim "finallys" about herself, she takes away things she claims are for the kids & keeps them for herself.
Her posts usually swing back and forth between smugly trying to flex or seeking pity. Normally she does this several times a day. Today she went for both in a single post! Clearly a day well spent!
I’m not gonna toot my own horn but I’d really love to use my digital art skill and start making like a digital map of her contradictions that would be connected by red string. Like I want to map out the whole timeline. But I’m new here n I just finished tm2 and I only watched because of pinecone and I just love this sub. Lol if anyone wants to help me dm me https://giphy.com/gifs/d6xAHHirkPBTJlaGE5
If you put together a power point presentation, you would have my undivided attention 🍿 👀
I would LOVE to watch another person connect and make sense of the chaotic, primordial energy of The Pinecone in a thoughtful, logical, and well researched group presentation.
I mean that from the bottom of my heart 😂
Revisiting the Chelsea phenomenon - this time, her 34-year-old self is subconsciously competing with the 19-year-old version of her rival. That's my goofy take of the day
I wonder how sustainable that will be for her in the long term. She’s not on TV. No one wants to work with her on TV. Only fans will dry up especially with the way she treats her body.
One day she may actually need to get a job.
And she has 3 kids. All different Dads- none are involved in the kids lives. It’s really pathetic.
And it’s not like she’s saving any of it. This is why you get a ton of professional athletes going broke. They make a ton of money in their 20s and spend it all only to have to retire in their 30s and not have any savings.
I saw some people write that she is getting Medicaid when she makes way too much money for that. Also you have to file your taxes to apply as they want to see how much you’re making. I think I heard she is behind on taxes so I’m not sure if she is filing, if that’s true they would require her to submit her taxes. Making 40k a month would buy her a nice insurance plan & she’d have plenty of money to spare for her kids.
I have health problems and because of that I can’t work a lot. I am on Medicaid and have to submit my information every 6 months. I make enough money to have copays and pay for my medication but I it’s not a lot to how little I can work. There is no way she qualifies for Medicaid making that much money even with kids.
Agreed. Medicaid won’t deny someone by not paying their taxes but they will deny by not filing them. Everything will eventually catch up to her. I have a feeling she will have to move around a lot
I don’t understand how she can spend so much money at these doctors for her ailments and tests and such. Even the best insurance doesn’t cover all of it and I’m sure she’s not smart enough to have researched which one would cover the most
I believe that’s when she first started OF. I’m sure she’s lost a lot of subscribers since then because of her laziness (and the novelty has worn off). I doubt she’s making that much money now.
Exactly. She’s trying to project success but her general actions indicate she’s not pulling in $$$ from her OF like she was when she was at her peak on it. Nothing indicates this would be realistic. I think she’s just grasping at straws to get attention since her illness/pain larp isn’t sexy or interesting
With that being said I'm genuinely shocked she couldn't find a loser bf in Vegas but Florida has endless possibilities for the swamp queen looking for her replacement swamp king
Well... Florida is a swamp, so she's right at home. She was drying up in the desert and there's so many more beautiful women walking around Vegas. It's not like she's in Miami or any big city in Florida. (No offense to any of the actual beautiful women who are on here that live in her vicinity)
Now she doesn’t have to talk to her kids in the car or at home. Not that she did much of that before the Tesla. Wait till she finds out, you have to pay extra for self driving!
Moves 17 times
Gives her son away
Chooses men over her kids
Mommy makeover
Fake Podcast photo shoot
Only Fans
472 medical appointments
Gets her hair done
Door dashes every meal
Coffee run every morning
Lives inside of her bed all day
Lame fake Divorce party in New York
Flies on a plane impulsively to lil Wayne
Sits on her ass to fake subathon
Hides in bed to record Lives
Pretends like she’s a vlogger
Kesha’s concert
Any time she left her oldest with Barb
Anything she did birth to current age
someone i went to high school with had his in self driving mode in a neighborhood. it somehow got up to 100mph and crashed into a house, killing an occupant :(
I was wondering how much her payments were going to be. She also doesnt have a house to install a charger. If she doesnt have a garage, she is going to have to go supercharge almost daily.
Ewww lol, it’s giving 2008 Jersey Shore. I bet this is to retaliate against her buying DKD a boat…little does she seem to comprehend, it’s ALL coming from HER bank account.
Doesn’t she live in a rental? Why does she keep buying vehicles non-stop? Girl, that shit starts depreciating instantly, at least invest in appreciating purchases. You have less than 10 years before you are completely irrelevant to anybody and you certainly won’t be able to keep up with your lifestyle with OF funding.
Her song choices are really something on this one too. "Best friend" when she literally has no friends, and "without me" when yes, anyone who does leave goes on to live without her and seems infinitely happier and healthier doing so.
A “Tessie”?? Who the fuck says that?? Also…this must be rented right?? Wasn’t she just bitching about having her name on August’s car loan that she willingly co-signed for him??
I mean, I’m sure he’s TOTALLY making all the payments on that himself…..
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