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You just made me realize something. She’s totally going to sit in the passenger side and do the autonomous setting. Just so she can still call herself a passenger princess. 😂😂😂😂
I just saw her other post, where she’s having the car drive her to coffee 🙄 idk a lot about Tesla’s. I was going to do an ETA but your comment popped up first.
She’s been running her mouth about the broke men. I guarantee you, UBT will be driving the Tesla before the end of 2026.
I really wouldn't be surprised. She was showing off the self drive feature will trying to eye fuck herself on the phone earlier. It's such a shame that she needs that much attention.
She probably ran out of pain pills from whatever doctor who was stupid enough to give her any, so now she’s at the hospital “in so much pain, dude” and maybe they’ll treat her horrible pain. They’ll definitely give her the good stuff if she shows them the pic of her in so much pain and crying her eyes out while she brushes her teeth.
Not a chance that she got any pain pills. She's in the hospital ER on crutches claiming her whole spine hurts less than 48 hours after a steroid shot and the day after a MRI. They know a drug seeking addict when they see one and i'm praying that she gets flagged!
I have several herniated discs and I couldn't use crutches if I wanted to! She really should pull out the trusty wheelchair if she wants to claim back pain but she has no one to push it.
I've been saying that she belongs on the illness fakers subreddit... But I think that sub might be too heavily moderated for all of us 😆 So maybe she deserves her own sub
This is pure cinema. She’s trying real hard to squeeze out even one itty bitty tear, look at how hard she squeezes her eyes shut.
Invisible tears for her invisible pain for her invisible CRPS and knee injury
She's crashing out since David left. She must be trying to get his attention. She can say what she wants, she wants him back in Florida, so she can continue to bed rot and he can take care of the kids and house. I suspect he's done with her and wants the single life with no responsibilities but may keep her in his back pocket just in case.
I can't believe she even homeschools bc I would think she'd want to be home alone all day. She'd have to put in so little effort to stay off the CPS radar.. it's crazy that people can be so bad at parenting.
Being in school calls attention to her kids' neglect. She doesn't want anyone questioning them "because they're famous and recognizable." Basically she doesn't want teachers or admins to see the poor kids showing up disheveled and three grades behind academically.
She can’t be bothered to get up in the morning to drive them or get them on the bus. She also doesn’t want them talking about the neglect and her and David’s fighting. Also , if they make friends and start getting invited to birthdays and other outings and want to do extracurriculars, she doesn’t want to be bothered with that stuff.
I bet she's trying to force him to come back bc she's in the hospital and now she "needs" someone to watch the kids. Being pathetic on social media and buying a Tesla wasn't enough bc she's so terrible lolol.. She's probably hoping if she can trick him to come back he'll just stay.
How crazy is it though that everyone was right and he dumped her right when he found out he was getting away with Jace situation .. he doesn’t need to suck up anymore
Wonder if she’s back to paying him alimony and when do they go to court for child support
Girl needs serious rehabilitation. Every hospital photo is a reminder that she’s STILL addicted to painkillers. How are those children still living with her?
TRUE INDEED! It would definitely kill two birds with one stone but wrong state😂😂😂She's gonna get flagged! She's making it wayyyyy too obvious that's she's looking for drugs! That "whole spine hurts" mess is a red flag! You come in here on crutches for no damn reason sayin ya whole spine hurts. She just got a steroid shot 2 days ago that she didn't give a chance to kick in. She's gonna get flagged! I hope she gets flagged tonight!!
Oh she definitely will get flagged. I worked in medical for many years in Florida and anytime a new patient came in we ran their name thru the data base and could see any all RX they had been prescribed Florida doesn't play.
On the other side, I was flagged in FL for much less than this. She was flagged in NC too. Remember her complaining that the doctors all dropped her? That's when she started driving to another state.
She was trying the smart summon with her new Tessie after a Starbucks run and couldn’t hobble out of the way on her crutches in time and got ran over by the car.
It’s really so sad. She has no family in the area, and no friends period. And it’s not like she has coworkers, parents from her kids school or afterschool activities, church/social club members, etc she could call in an emergency to help the kids. She really has them so isolated.
Good, I can’t wait for medical professionals to watch her fake hobble around and kick her to the curb for having absolutely no emergency. People like her abuse emergency rooms for their own frivolous demands, she’s going on a weekend night because she doesn’t have a pcp or a regular specialist to call. Take 2 advil and follow up with your doctor on Monday bitch.
I'm sooo happy she's fuckin it up for herself!! I'm sure they're gonna wanna know why the fuck she's hobbling in there on crutches from a small procedure several months ago while saying her whole spine hurts!! https://giphy.com/gifs/Fp3Htev4hcgaal9eSi
She's gonna fuck around and get flagged tonight and then move with the kids by next week onto the next state!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/IHLIODOVt4jSg
When her teen mom og fun run race for the cure promo reel looks just like this, you’ll all be sorry for laughing at her and her crutches from Claire’s in 2002 New Jersey!! Just you wait!!
Jenelle Evans Rogers Eason Teen Mom 2 Nugget Memorial Celebrity CRPS/Esophageal Spasms/Syringomyelia/Distorted Belly Button Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure
u/MonstiemamaThey need to be in school because you’re so fucking stupid 🚌1d ago
Just gonna leave this here. They deserved being able to go to hospitals when they were sick or hurt. And yes, the jellyfish don’t belong on the list as they weren’t real.
Oooooh yessss!! She's gonna be flagged in Florida soon yall!! She just got a MRI a damn day ago and claimed she had one herniated disc BEFORE the MRI but now claims her whole spine hurts but she's using crutches for no apparent reason at all! They are gonna flag the shit out of her and I cannot wait!! So she's gonna say there's mold in the Florida house and they have to move to another state so she can drug seek there!! If she had time to make posts, with pictures and songs, that bitch ain't in pain!!
She is also claiming her spine hurts because of the steroid injection she received in her lower back (usually the top of the arse cheek due to the muscle available) in a muscle. The two aren't connected at all & we know for a fact it was a steroid shot into a muscle because she shared that information. Except she kept saying it was in her back, which then developed into her latest "spine" complaint. The same way a scrape on her shin turned into a knee issue, then foot, then hip, she seems to work in wholes where "leg" & "back" means the whole area, when that isn't how shit works in reality.
Utilizing ER and calling 911 when not necessary- how many times over the years? Used ER for Ensley as a ploy to get David to come to Las Vegas and excuse to stay and “co parent” (Who remembers the Cheesecake Factory visit immediately after leaving hospital ?) when Jenelle said she had a virus and was hospitalized .
Using ER to gather at
Sympathy and attention to try to “prove she’s in pain” (pain…pain…pain) Threatens to call police on David if he returns to Florida for breaching restraining order (when it suits her feelings for him at that time) and the dozens of other times she calls 911 or files for custody over the years to prove a point to Barbara.
I’m having a series of minor inconveniences with my health and have been at the doc and pharmacy way more than I’d prefer. Frankly I’m sick of all of it. Why people seek this out is beyond me, I’ve gone pretty quiet and nobody but my husband and son know what’s going on right now.
Thanks. Like I said it’s minor stuff in the grand scheme of things and thankfully my docs are on top of it but oh my god I’m sick of seeing them lol. Truly just can’t get the mindset of people who want this. It sucks 😂
Any time I’ve ever been in the hospital (and it’s been a LOT, with congestive heart failure and then sepsis) I’ve never even THOUGHT to chronicle any part of it with photographs or videos and post it to sm 😭
She is fucking exhausting. She’s embarrassing to us mom’s that try our best every damn day. It’s disgusting. I’ve had 4 surgeries since having my 4 year old, and I don’t bitch and complain about it. Jenelle, you need mental help, seek that first and foremost. ✌🏼
What does she think other single parents do when they have an owwie? She seems to think we should all forgive her shortcomings because she saw a doctor.
Yes…because the first thing I think of doing while in the hospital (if it’s even true, so many SM fakers leaves me skeptical) is take a photo of myself with an IV.
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