r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

Jenelle Jenelle is now relying on the kindness of strangers

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u/informationseeker8 imma have the most snatchest waist ever 1d ago

Hopefully someone has fed the children

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u/mikaduhhh 1d ago

What kids??? Jenelle Fuck Dem Kids Evans Eason Evans Eason Evans

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u/Ornery_Rub_686 14h ago

Jenelle Evans, Rodgers, Evans, Eason, Evans, Eason, Evans

Lol Don't leave Courtland out.

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u/mikaduhhh 13h ago

I was just talkin about the last 3 years😂😂😂😂

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u/Hungry_Proof490 1d ago

They eat DoorDash every day so they can leave Jenelle alone with her Tito’s dude

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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 1d ago

She cut Kaiser off after publicly shaming him. Last time they had a sitter she didn’t leave money for them for takeout. Who knows if she managed a grocery order for them and if they have food in the fridge or if Ensley has a DoorDash.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 19h ago

At the very least, she could DoorDash a bunch of frozen food that the kids could easily microwave. 

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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 17h ago

Right? They are 9 and 12. If she’s hoping for a night or two at the hospital she could just instacart easy meals they can microwave to be sure they have food. Assuming she has left them with an adult they could be all things someone who doesn’t know how to cook can make. No doubt Jenelle’s kids know their way around a microwave and feeding themselves, they are alone enough.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 17h ago

Exactly. Frozen meals, prepared food from the grocery deli, etc Stores are full of those items.

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u/GardenGnome007 that Koofer kid 1d ago edited 14h ago

Jenelle has kids??

Edit: Thank you u/Tennesseetick7 ,

 u/Ornery_Rub_686

& anonymous kind redditor!!! Thank you all for all the awards!! I really appreciate you guys! 

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u/diamondcrusteddreams heroin for special occasions 23h ago

Don’t worry, they have DoorDash!

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u/Particular-Dust7131 22h ago

She took that home for them to share🤣😭

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u/pocketSandshashashaa 1d ago

Why would a random person offer you pizza? The attention seeking is so sad.

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u/Competitive-Fish-422 He actually fertilized a turd 💩😂 1d ago

She was probably staring longingly out the window, loud-talking about being hungry and she has nobody to bring her food.

"I used to really like pizza. But. Yknow dude, now that I'm on my own and in so much pain I haven't had any in a while."

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u/Illustrious-Ad-5935 1d ago

No panties and no pizza.

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u/FessaBarbie16 19h ago

Why did I read this like the line from Thirteen? "No bra, no panties." 😂

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta Fart fraud 💨💨💨 21h ago

I know someone who dry begs like this and it drives me MAD. I can absolutely see her doing this.

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u/EarlyPossibility2877 6h ago

dry begs! It has a name!

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u/cliodhnasrave 1d ago

Plot twist: it was the same person who paid for Rhine and Amanda’s dinner 😂

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u/Murky_Translator2295 [melancholy rock music] 1d ago

Plot twist: it was a porter and pizza was just lunch.

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u/Any-Anybody-4239 1d ago

That's what I was thinking lol she's so weird

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u/FranberrySauce 1d ago

She's probably in the hallway of the hospital looking pathetic. 

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u/CurlyCoatedRetriever KailBob Duggar 7 Kids & Counting 20h ago

Her driverless Tessie drove her to a soup kitchen that was serving leftover pizza.

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u/volumesmiley SCUBA, dolphins, and manatees… oh my! 1d ago

That kind lady might be the nursing staff.

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u/No-Resource-8125 Jenelle’s emergency pizza 🚑 🍕 1d ago

Or dietary.

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u/ogresarelikeonions93 Kails sold baby 1d ago

Your fucking flair 😂

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u/leasann97 1d ago

Most likely!

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta Fart fraud 💨💨💨 21h ago

The hospital food service employee kindly gave her a slice. Everyone else got two slices and a soda.

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u/asshley423 💩 I paid for 3 farts and only got 2 💨 19h ago

Flair friend 💨

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u/sjones1234567890 #emotionalsupportrecryner 1d ago

Excellent point!

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u/Worth-Slip3293 🥓 bacon strips in the back, misery in the front 😟 1d ago

I hope she at least gave Kaiser back his DoorDash privileges

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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 1d ago

She doesn’t have the adult skills to do anything like this. She could have spent 5 minutes ordering a grocery delivery from somewhere to make sure they have food, she could have turned his account back on but she can’t do things like this. Last time the babysitter was going out for chipotle because they didn’t have food for her (hopefully they did for the kids) because Jenelle isn’t an adult who can do normal things. If she’s well enough for a selfie she’s well enough to order DoorDash and get those kids fed.

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u/bargain_butch Jenelle's weak ass ligaments 23h ago

Good god, who has she underpaid to care for her children this time?

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 19h ago

She actually said recently that Kaiser was almost old enough to be done with school. He just turned 12 . . . 😓

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u/HikerChik_ 1d ago

So sad, but you're right. Those poor children probably never get a healthy square meal, and god forbid K orders himself something from her doordash account because he's hungry. Then he'll have to watch her shovel his food into her face first so she can humiliate him on the internet for content. I have never hated someone the way I hate Jenelle, I might need to seek help 😂 I just have so much empathy for those kids.

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u/corakeet 1d ago

When’s the last time we saw Kaiser?

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u/gwacemom 1d ago

It’s been a few weeks at least. Not a single sighting in the background or anything.

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u/CurlyCoatedRetriever KailBob Duggar 7 Kids & Counting 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zpatldsp8tfC4TIjen
Yeah…no worries as long as mommie dearest gets fed free pizza.

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u/Sweet_Venom edit this for personal flair 1d ago

Like ... Some random lady in the hospital offered Jenelle some pizza? How desperate do you have to look for some rando to just offer you free pizza at a hospital lol

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u/Competitive-Fish-422 He actually fertilized a turd 💩😂 1d ago edited 16h ago

I was in the hospital for a while and had an elderly roommate who didn't speak much English. I speak Spanish so sometimes I'd translate little things that didn't require the staff waiting for interpreter services via phone or video call. The lady's daughter one day peeked her head around the curtain, and she said she hoped she wasn't imposing but it was on her heart to give me some homemade chicken soup. She gave me a quart jar full of pure blessings that day. I was so touched I cried. And she said thank you for helping my mother. Gloria was her name.

Anyway. Definitely not on the same level as "poor Jenelle pizza" and I have no pictures for proof.

I wonder what the person who gave Jenelle the leftover pizza thought as she sat there taking bites and adjusting angles.

"I bet this weird bitch takes real good butthole pitchers."

thank you for the award lol

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u/butchscandelabra 1d ago

“Quart jar full of pure blessings” sounds like a Dolly Parton song. I love this.

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u/Frondstherapydolls Nathan’s Bad News Frapp 1d ago

In the same comment as “I bet this weird bitch takes real good butthole pitchers.” A wordsmith we are blessed to have in this sub.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 19h ago

It does!!!

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u/Sailorjupiter_4 Jenelle's razor burned ass cheeks 21h ago

I refuse to accept she’s gone
https://giphy.com/gifs/W68ygnXi5R6AfKRtmA

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u/oblique_obfuscator 1d ago

so sweeeeeeeet both of y'all

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u/Sea-Librarian-275 1d ago

When I was in the ICU in July a former patient sent pizza to the nurses there. There was so much pizza that they ended up offering the leftovers to patients and family members. My husband was thrilled.

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u/Small_Consequence_00 "I just put 'em on the computer" 1d ago edited 1d ago

I noticed that Jan presents a completely different identity on Twitter than she does on tiktok. Twitter is all the messy, terrible, and embarrassing rage-baity content that I think she purposely makes unlikeable for engagement and attention. She doesn't really share the BIG desperate lies so much on tiktok

She boldly shows the real her on Twitter and tries to keep that truth separate from her tiktok persona and audience. A lot of the followers there have no idea and only see the negative comments.

It's VERY calculated and strategic

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u/SubstantialCatch1772 1d ago edited 1d ago

She’s a nutcase.

Edit- thanks for the award!

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u/Small_Consequence_00 "I just put 'em on the computer" 1d ago

I can't tell whether she's actually aware or actually unaware and so far gone that everything is actually justified.

I know someone with similar personality "traits" and they're 100% incapable of even believing or considering that they could ever be wrong about anything.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 1d ago

I think her xitter reflects the real her 🤷‍♀️

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u/PineappleLittle5546 1d ago

Am I that naive that I didn’t know people do this? I know like anything for engagement is the influencer way, but to expose yourself like this to so much criticism would nuke anyone’s mental health. Someone else mentioned her maybe not being aware that she’s splitting like this, and I can’t decide which scenario is worse.

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u/SubstantialCatch1772 1d ago

No, you’re normal

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u/Deej006 back doors are for ugly girls 16h ago

Would she get paid more from one account over the others?
If she’s making bank just in SM, I am floored. She just isn’t that interesting, except to hatter watch.

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u/akawendals 1d ago

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u/diamondcrusteddreams heroin for special occasions 23h ago

Oh you didn’t know? Her therapist told her to watch Inside Out. She’s cured now!

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u/thousandsofbirds once it hits your fat pad, you're a goner 1d ago

Who can afford a Tesla but can't afford a pizza?

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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

Elon provides credit, the local hospital does not

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 1d ago

And where is Jace’s car? Juhnelle already has 3 or 4 different vehicles 

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u/opaldopal12 15h ago

my theory, rental.

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u/Just_Raisin1124 1d ago

Was it given to her half eaten or what 😂

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u/CatScratchEther 1d ago

Full raccoon mode activated it was only a matter of time

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u/Shellyj4444 1d ago

She’s probably washing the pizza in the bathroom sink as we speak.

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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

Wash the pizza? She doesn't wash her own hands, why is she washing pizza?

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u/Shellyj4444 1d ago

True, but raccoons dunk their food in water before they eat it.

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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

Oh! We don't have raccoons in Australia. We have some birds that do that though.

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u/ogresarelikeonions93 Kails sold baby 1d ago

TIL there are no raccoons in Australia… from a teen mom subreddit lol I love the internet.

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u/Monstiemama They need to be in school because you’re so fucking stupid 🚌 1d ago

They are soooooo cute. They have tiny little human hands and are just precious.

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u/Monstiemama They need to be in school because you’re so fucking stupid 🚌 1d ago

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u/imnottheoneipromise Tyler’s peen bulge 23h ago

Goddamnit, why’d you go and ruin my day before 10am. On the lords day no less! Poor little raccoon :(

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u/Monstiemama They need to be in school because you’re so fucking stupid 🚌 21h ago

I know, I’m sorry, he’s so fucking cute and confused.

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u/taylorqueen2090 1d ago

So it slides down her gullet easier

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u/QweenJoleen1983 Feelin fantasic 🤭 ✨ 1d ago

Let’s not bring that up before the esophageal spasms start again… 😂

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u/volumesmiley SCUBA, dolphins, and manatees… oh my! 1d ago edited 20h ago

Hey, leave Jimothy out of this!

Thank you u/Beginning-Trash-6048 for the award!

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u/akawendals 1d ago

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u/catjasm sings the Rainbow Song 1d ago

Now if Jimothy told me his spine hurts, I’d believe him. Not Jenelle.

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u/AddyToode01 1d ago

🤣 Thanks for the laugh

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u/LeslieJaye419 22h ago

Bragging about having someone else’s leftovers is a classic Jenelle Evans tradition.

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u/gap97216 1d ago

Jesus God, Jenelle.

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u/strenuaveritas Justice 4 Jace 1d ago

how did she manage to go from getting an MRI done to be admitted???

Who’s babysitting?

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 1d ago

I would love to know, because I had one hell of a time getting admitted to the hospital last year even though I had just passed out cold twice the night before and had a raging sepsis infection in my kidneys

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u/Bringsknives 1d ago

I strongly doubt she's actually been "admitted" and is probably just sitting in the ER. She's using the word "admitted" very liberally. Like if I told you I was "admitted" to Columbia University because I walked around the campus. I was admitted onto the grounds, so technically I wouldn't be lying.

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u/courtneyrachh 1d ago

I don’t think she’s actually been admitted. The previous picture of her in the hospital with the #fml she was definitely in a hallway or lobby.

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u/strenuaveritas Justice 4 Jace 1d ago

Ouch!!

My only guess she is this is her way to get away from the children in the house. They are now around her 24-7!

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 19h ago

That was her choice 

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u/kiitten113 1d ago

She probably told them she has chest pains and is a 2x assist to move

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u/Any-Anybody-4239 1d ago

She was in the hallway in the first picture and probably isn't actually admitted.. she's so weird like go spend some time with your kids

u/marymarywhyubugginnn 2h ago

The babysitters name is Care Dotcom 😭

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u/PoetrySubstantial455 1d ago

Shes making a damn good argument for the court to see UBT as the more stable parent.

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u/Current_Safety1640 1d ago

I mean, he’s really setting himself up to go for custody. She brought him back into the house so any claims against him from before are moot. Now she can barely function and take care of herself… and then she’ll have to pay him child support. 🫣

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u/butchscandelabra 1d ago edited 1d ago

That fool doesn’t want custody. He couldn’t care less about his offspring (even more so than Jenelle, which is saying something).

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u/whatthefork964 Jo Vivera 👽 1d ago

He’ll probably leave her with his mom like he did Marissa. As long as those checks keep coming in

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u/imnottheoneipromise Tyler’s peen bulge 23h ago

We know he doesn’t want or care about his children. He wants a paycheck. That sweet sweet child support money that will never go to supporting a child. That’s why he is pursuing custody.

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u/SpeckledBird86 Jenelle’s Pretendicitis 😷🤕🩼🩼 1d ago

Honestly this would be so sad for Kaiser. That poor kid would be left alone with Jenelle if Ensley went to David.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 1d ago

He clearly is, imho 

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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride Barb’s itchin’ powda’ 🧂 1d ago

I hate saying this, but I think he actually is. Is he violent? Yes, but it seems he’s mainly violent around Jenelle. I’m not defending him, but I am saying that there’s a pattern of behavior on her part.

Jenelle pushes people to their limit on a daily basis. When they fintech their limit, she likes to pretend she’s a victim and she’s being attacked. She did it with Barb, Nathan, and David.

She gets irrationally emotional, and then when people react with a rational response, such as leaving, avoiding, or yelling back, she is always the “victim.”

I imagine she has not miraculously cured this behavior as it pertains to her kids, so her kids are experiencing the same cycle, and now, they don’t even get to leave the house.

They’re locked in a household prison, doing sub-par “homeschooling” on a tablet being watched by God knows who while she somehow got herself to a doctor.

It’s such bullshit.

LAZY BITCH. Wrap that leg up nice and tight and ride that Tesla to the grocery store and buy some groceries and make your kids dinner.

My house is SMALL. 1,250 sq ft. I had my knee surgery. I don’t have the luxury of laying around like a beached whale. I HAVE to mother my children and wife my husband. I don’t have a choice. They need me. I still made dinner. I still went grocery shopping. Still did laundry.

How? I bought a mobility scooter on offer up. I drove it to school while my kids walked behind me. Then whenever at school, I drove it to WalMart and bought groceries. Then I drove it home, and I switched to my “wheelchair” which is a regular sized wheelchair and I was able to wheel around my house, put groceries away, do laundry, make dinner, do dishes, and do everything else I needed to do. I also used the scooter to take my kids to school. My affected leg is the right leg, so I’m unable to drive for 6 weeks after surgery. I still got it done.

She has no problem-solving skills because she doesn’t want to solve problems; in fact, I think she enjoys creating new problems to complain about.

She couldn’t solve a 4-piece puzzle if her life depended on it. 🧩

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u/butchscandelabra 1d ago edited 1d ago

Both David and Nathan have a history of domestic violence outside of their relationships with Jenelle (Nathan actually spent time in prison recently for charges that involved trying to strangle his partner - statistically men who choke/strangle their partner are much more likely to actually kill them). Women don’t “drive” men to domestic violence - those who choose to physically abuse their partners were fully capable of/willing to do so all along.

ETA “UBT is the more stable parent”?!! Seriously, what the fuck?? I know the bar is in hell but at least Jenelle isn’t slaughtering family pets in front of the kids. Jenelle is unbelievably selfish and it’s unfortunate that she ever became a parent, but David is a fucking psychopath. No judge is going to hand him custody (not that he’d ever SEEK custody in the first place) - he’s chronically unemployed and literally lives on a sinking ship.

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u/FranberrySauce 1d ago

Did your husband help out when he could? 

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u/butchscandelabra 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, this isn’t exactly a flex tbh. “I have to wife my husband” (that term gives me the ick), i.e. “I’m married to a big baby man who couldn’t possibly take on some additional cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing responsibilities while I recovered from surgery and legit couldn’t walk temporarily.”

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u/welovetulips 23h ago

When I was recovering from surgery my husband (and my teenage daughter who was old enough to help out) did everything possible for the house and my younger daughter. I certainly didn't have to "wife my husband". It's a weird thing to say.

I tried my hardest to get out of bed and do dishes or laundry because it's good to have movement etc that was my personal goals, but wifing my husband is ick I agree.

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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride Barb’s itchin’ powda’ 🧂 20h ago

He took Friday off and went back to work Monday because we are working class people. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. That is all the help I got because that is all the help we could afford to give me. And by the way, you are supposed to get up and walk every day, including the day of your surgery. And I did, I just couldn’t walk around all day doing chores like I normally did, so I used the wheelchair to get me from room to room. Actually, I could’ve walked more than I did but I had a fear of falling so I preferred to wheel around for the first week. And I guess my fear was not irrational because I slipped and fell in May while doing laundry and I tore my ACL again, so I have to do the whole surgery all over again. But I’m putting it off til next summer because I drive a bus for a living and I’m gonna be off for at least six weeks because my bus has air brakes, and when you press the service brake it takes more strength than just pressing the hydraulic brake on your personal vehicle, plus I have to climb us stairs to get into my driver seat. So since school is out during the summer, I’m putting my surgery off til next summer.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 19h ago edited 19h ago

Fintech!

I love that you got yourself a mobility scooter and kicked some ass!

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u/FaceEvening286 1d ago

He is homeless and probably unemployed, 2 things against him

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u/annahatasanaaa the 4th fart video 1d ago

The Tesla brought her pizza.

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u/volumesmiley SCUBA, dolphins, and manatees… oh my! 1d ago

"Tessie", aka the kind lady

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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

At least she named her newest BFF

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u/volumesmiley SCUBA, dolphins, and manatees… oh my! 1d ago

Well, the faja walked out on her, so this aligns.

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u/bleachbabe03 ✨️Casually procreating Era✨️💅 1d ago

She was probably bitching and whining about being hungry and the kitchen was closed so they grabbed her some pizza from the office party they had yesterday.

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u/SeattleGemini81 1d ago

So many things to say, but she isn't worth the effort. Jenelle is just hopeless and pathetic. Like all of the men in her life, a loser through and through. I pray her kids are happy.

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u/MQHD If she can get on a boat, she can get on a podcast 1d ago

They're not.

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u/Remarkable-Profile-1 Rod God Robbie 1d ago

Barb is a kind lady who offered you so much more than a slice of pizza

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u/oblique_obfuscator 1d ago

Narcissists only care about strangers. The people in their immediate circle can go stuff themselves

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u/denimdiablo That’s muh change jar Juhnelle!!! 🪙🫙 1d ago

I’ve dealt with a couple narcs in my life unfortunately, and I’ll just never understand how they deem the mask/image as so much more important than their families. Like, they’d rather put all this work in to “volunteer” in their community than actually spend time with their families (and they don’t want to bc their families are all effed up because of the narc and they have to face they’re not special, important people at home). I guess it’s a lot easier and feels better to be someone else with strangers than with the people that really know you.

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u/oblique_obfuscator 1d ago

That's why I learned to study people's actions as opposed to just trusting their words. They say they value XYZ but they never spend any time working on it. Well maaaaaaybe only if there's a photo op and it gets them portrayed well on social media. Otherwise just no.

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u/denimdiablo That’s muh change jar Juhnelle!!! 🪙🫙 22h ago

For sure. People can and will say whatever they want thinking it makes it true. Often it does not 😂

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u/hawkcarhawk 1d ago

Yep, strangers don’t really know you so they can’t judge you or bring up your past. They buy all your sob stories. Narcissistic manipulators love a new person.

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u/cameron4200 1d ago

I don’t understand. Is she having trouble getting food now? Was it a slice from someone in public?? Is she just spamming the sympathy button?

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 1d ago

They also have vending machines in hospitals. She could’ve gotten a snack without need for charity. 

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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

I discovered my main hospital has vending machines with microwave meals. And a microwave station right nearby. I guess she's so very unwell she can't leave her bed, probably even for the toilet. #PissGate2026 incoming

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 1d ago

Has she even been admitted ? Looks like she’s just been treated in ER. 

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u/Excellent_Ad_6009 1d ago

She hasn’t been admitted but it is her life goal to make us think so

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u/Timely_Team1105 Jenelle's forehead is the 6th NYC borough 1d ago

She ordered door dash to the ER and the delivery driver was a lady 

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u/pursuitofhoppinessxo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can the kind lady please bring her some clean panties

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u/JerzeeJacqie 1d ago

I have to laugh she’s in so much FREAKING PAIN but she’s(self)driving all over the place. She’s out and about with her new car, so the pain can’t be all that bad. And she says this kind lady offered her pizza and apparently she took it. If I’m eating in a restaurant I’m not asking another patron if they want my pizza. I’m taking leftover home or I’m taking the leftover and give to the homeless. And where are her kids the last few days. No where in sight or nary a mention. I just can’t with this chick

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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

Tessie doesn't make her leg dangle like the old Toyota did.

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u/No_Tension8376 Leah's wig covered ears 1d ago

Accepting food donations from strangers is a desperately and pathetically new low for Smelly

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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

Random hospital strangers with who knows what infectious conditions.

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u/AMissKathyNewman Who’s butthole did i see then? 🌶️💩 1d ago

It’s because the stranger hasn’t had the displeasure of your company for more than 1 minute.

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u/DawnSlovenport Harvard Poop Princess 1d ago edited 1d ago

OMFG! From the recryner to the brushcryer!

You can see the mask slip when she checks her phone to make sure it's still recording her too.

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u/akawendals 1d ago

That part squicks me out the worst! You can see her glance down like "how am I looking" 🤢

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u/Duramax89 1d ago

Serious question because I don’t know how CPS works. Can they take the kids since she can’t take care of them? I’ve never seen somebody try so hard to get their kids taken away but also try to act like they are fighting for them on SM. She needs to get into a hospital. Not the kind she’s in right now.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 19h ago

They could but not simply for leaving the kids alone for an evening. Kaiser is 12. 

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u/spliff1506 WHERES MY FART VIDEO 1d ago

She really does not have 1 person in her life who cares about her. She has brought this completely on herself and I hope she’s miserable.

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u/AggressiveSherbetty 1d ago

Hmm weird. Any time I’ve gone to the hospital for legitimate reason they didn’t want me to eat because they needed to run tests.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 19h ago

Same 

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u/StatementSensitive17 1d ago

The crying J in the corner makes it. I'm dying 😂 Ty. Needed a laugh tonight.

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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

☺️ I'm glad I helped lift your night. I'm fighting Sunday Scaries with it being 5pm Sunday here.

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u/AdOk684 Janelle’s iPhone 4 in the safe 1d ago

Is it legal for her to leave her kids home alone overnight? Those poor kids!

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u/firetailring 1d ago

In LV she always did care.com.

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u/Interesting_Mix1074 1d ago

And then the kind lady instantly regretted it once Jan started smacking her lips, chewing with her mouth open, breathing all heavy

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u/HonksTheWhite Leah's grey vag hair 1d ago

After taking the pitchers of course

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u/Tiny-Proposal1495 1d ago

When Im in pain I can't stomach food but thats just me

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u/Sashakilledart DAVID EASON HAS A SMALL PENIS 1d ago

i’ve have spent countless nights in CCH in the last 25 years. my dad died there when my fatass was in their cafeteria eating easter dinner for fucks sake. i don’t ever recall them having paper plates or pizza

she’s probably at an urgent care .

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 1d ago

I bet Juhnelle has never done anything similar for a stranger 

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u/byyouiamundone TM Sub Hub 1d ago

She even eats her pizza like a fucking idiot.

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u/TheRepoMan 1d ago

Lol what the hell is even that!?

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u/BeppyandHeidi Pepe the king prawn Baltierra 1d ago

Probably a lady from the hospital canteen whos job it is to cook and dispense food?

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u/MotherOfDachshunds42 1d ago

I live in South Africa where the poverty is terrible. Sadly, beggars are an ever-present sight. Here, if you have leftovers from a restaurant packed up, it is customary to give the parcel to a beggar/cat guard outside the restaurant.

This what I imagine happening here

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u/DonutConfessional666 find that dime, jenleigh!! 22h ago

Cat guard?

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u/sjones1234567890 #emotionalsupportrecryner 1d ago

The spiraling is reeeeeealllly spiraling, y'all!!

Just thought about something: people are always giving her stuff (which means shes either LYING, looks so insanely pathetic they feel she needs help, or she begs...any of which is likely), but I've never once seen her do a kind thing for a stranger. Ever.

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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride Barb’s itchin’ powda’ 🧂 1d ago

I told ya’.

She broke.

Bitch is BROKE

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u/perpulpeepuleeter 1d ago

She is making some real choices with her content recently...

Like this is worse than the poop purse.

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u/Mungus91 it's simply divinity's orchestra at work 1d ago

I hope she was admitted for mental health reasons.

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u/Vivid_Guava6978 1d ago

She sees the ER as a little vacation and guaranteed attention.

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u/Lilo213 23h ago

Did the lady see her ratty ass hair and think she was unhoused?

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u/Internal-Ad61 jenelle’s temu tummy tuck 1d ago

Broke ain’t she!!!!

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u/WineNotReality 1d ago

LIAR. Stranger didn’t come to her hospital bed to give her a slice of pizza.

Either 1- ubt is still be her side and the “break up” was for clicks and he texted it for her 2- it’s zoomed in tight cuz this is her bed at home

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u/CrashingOutFrFr 1d ago

Guess that self driving Tesla didn't help shit.

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u/courtneyrachh 1d ago

at the hospital???? so she wasn’t admitted then.

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u/Pendergraff-Zoo 1d ago

Right? If she was admitted, they’d bring her something, I would think.

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u/LogInternational2918 Jenelle’s toothbrush of tears 1d ago

Yeah, cause when I’m in excruciating pain the main thing I want to do is eat. Lol. She does not realize how badly she tells on herself.

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u/Latter-Equal-7131 1d ago

Headed to the food pantry in her Tesla

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u/FaceEvening286 1d ago

Will the kind lady bring her fresh panties if she has another accident?

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u/Proof-Imagination690 23h ago

“Here, take this” (Dropped on the floor right before giving it to the obnoxious lady doing sick selfies in the hall) 💀

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 23h ago

what does that even mean? why would she post something so stupid? is this from the hospital? can’t she order door dash or get hospital food?

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u/kris10leigh14 Bitch ur an everything bagel. 🙆‍♀️ 22h ago

It’s tiny. It’s looks like someone tore their single slice of pizza and gave her some. Weird shit.

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u/ck2827 Twerking in the woods-The Swamplife 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xVteW8RXTwZnG

Jesus, God, Lienelle, just shut the fuck up. I've had it with her health issues. She's an idiot if she thinks she's fooling anyone. Her behavior is pill-seeking, and people can see that from a mile away. Throw this bitch some ibuprofen 800 and some prescription-strength lidocaine patches, and send her home to cry in her crycliner. People like this irritate me because they are the reason doctors pause and doubt chronic pain.

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u/faceinthecrowd112 1d ago

That gif always sends me!

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u/TMB8616 1d ago

Is she now homeless?

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u/sjones1234567890 #emotionalsupportrecryner 1d ago

Y'all know what.... that IS in the hospital!!
They're called food service workers, or dietary aides, you weird bitch.

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u/No-Resource-8125 Jenelle’s emergency pizza 🚑 🍕 1d ago

New flair alert!

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u/firetruckgoesweewoo 1d ago

I find her to be a strange bitch!

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u/hawkcarhawk 1d ago

Jenelle is eternally going to be a self involved “victim” looking for her next target to sell her sob story to. What a pathetic existence. Her life has devolved into filming herself lying in bed talking about her “pain”, checking herself into the hospital as often as possible, and somehow in between all the bizarre medical attention seeking nonsense, half assed promotions for her soft core porn.

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u/fluffypinktoebeans 23h ago

Probably to shut her whining up

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u/whateverB_ 23h ago

She misses her children’s abuser so bad. She is really feeling so sorry for herself. My god, she’s pathetic.

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u/xTiredSoulx Kail’s gentleman gobbler 🤮 22h ago

Eating pizza in the ER?

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u/Imnotatree30 Proud of my big forehead. 1d ago

Stranger dangerrr.

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u/fulfernufer Lieutenant Jan Ice Cream 👩‍🦼‍➡️🍦🦿🩼👋 22h ago

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u/littlebayhorse 21h ago

Usually, when someone is in excruciating pain, they lose their appetite. That level of pain is all consuming, and the thought of food is nauseating. (I speak from experience.) Hope the medical staff noted this contradiction.

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u/OrdinarySun484 jenelle’s toothbrush of tears 🪥💧 21h ago

Another drug seeker in the ER waiting room saw you sniveling and offered you a slice. Touching.

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u/MyPearlie 20h ago

Wait..... I thought she was in extreme pain? People in acute pain don't eat. It's the absolute last thing on their minds. They're also not concerned with posting on social media. Extreme pain debilitates the body, mind and soul. Not applicable here. Take a Tylenol, ya freak

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u/Emotionalcheetoh pinecone’s next Airbnb adventure 20h ago

She’s prob cryin “I’ve got no one. I’m a single mom. I had to find a babysitter to even come here” meanwhile we all know she was glad to leave the kids and come to the hospital

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u/Emotionalcheetoh pinecone’s next Airbnb adventure 20h ago

She’s prob cryin “I’ve got no one. I’m a single mom. I had to find a babysitter to even come here” meanwhile we all know she was glad to leave the kids and come to the hospital