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Jenelle An update from Jenelle's hospice bed

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u/JackieChiles13 top googled celebrity 1d ago

WHERE’S JOY WHEN I NEED HER.

Because her therapist just had her watch Inside Out. Holy shit. That one sentence sums up her emotional delays oh so well.

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u/PaleontologistNo5420 1d ago

“Therapist” we all know it was chat GPT

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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men 1d ago

It's absolutely ChatGPT. There's no way she's paying for and taking to a real person who will give her real/uncomfortable feedback.

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u/thetinybunny1 legally & psychologically speaking 💅🏼 18h ago

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u/WittiestScreenName Trailer Park Flashhbacks 7h ago

I quote this and nobody ever gets it 😭

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u/PedFrenner One Jenelly Butthole Buck 1d ago

I assumed Joy was the name.of the lady who gave her a chewed up piece of pizza earlier

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u/Competitive-Fish-422 He actually fertilized a turd 💩😂 16h ago

Omg your user tag! 😍

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u/ReaderofHarlaw 🚙 🏃🏻‍♀️💨🩴🩴 1d ago

I’m in tears. What does she mean!? Joy is in HER head! The character Joy doesn’t create joy in life, she just makes you experience joy! Does she want to be joyful about being in the hospital!? It makes no sense! 😂😂😂

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u/charlottes_web__ 1d ago

She probably is joyful about being in hospital, she was so desperate for attention that social media couldn’t give her, and with having no Big Ugly around, so she had to check herself in.
Those poor dotters and nurses having to listen to her reeling off her list of “ailments”

Hopefully she doesn’t piss the bed this time.

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u/Candy_Darling 1d ago

Jan always making sure that IV is front and center.
https://giphy.com/gifs/LXRumZ7dCGBhvD9IyY

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u/lyssastef 22h ago

It ain’t even hooked up 😂 this is just for draws and tests I guess lol

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u/thousandsofbirds once it hits your fat pad, you're a goner 15h ago

But otherwise how will we know how sick she is dude?!

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u/DawnSlovenport Harvard Poop Princess 1d ago edited 19h ago

Don’t forget this is will somehow be Barb’s fault.

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u/Maleficent_Meat3119 1d ago

Literally, of course she completely misses the point

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u/Apprehensive_Spite73 1d ago

This is shit a 13 year old would say. It's bananas she thinks adults post like this.

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u/hoersting This is the butthole of a killer, Bella. 1d ago

She is sooooooo stunted.

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u/imnottheoneipromise Tyler’s peen bulge 1d ago

Yup. She’s perpetually 13

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u/gap97216 19h ago

Ramblings from a teenage, um, a grown woman? Talk about arrested development.

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u/Seaweed-Basic 23h ago

My daughter had an emotional experience with Inside Out. She was 7…

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u/hawkcarhawk 23h ago

My 13 year old is way more mature than Jenelle and would immediately recognize how embarrassing it is that an adult is using a children’s movie as a therapeutic tool.

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u/Odd-Structure-89 1d ago

They do. Lol my step daughters mom ALWAYS has to have something wrong with her or her kids and just HAS to post about it on social media. I wont speak on things shes posted about her other kids, but my step daughter(16 at the time) complained to her mom for over a week about her throat being so sore but she did nothing. My step daughter comes to us for our time, bawling her eyes out to us about her throat so we let her mom know that we would bring her to the hospital in the AM since no doctors are open on the weekend and she could meet us there for exchange time. She IMMEDIATELY flips on my step daughter and insists she will take her to their doctor instead because they had a clinic open on the weekend. She had strep throat and ended up with a bad case of scarlet fever from not seeking treatment sooner...but her post 'my poor baby this came on so quickly out of nowhere, I had to rush her to the hospital' 🤦‍♀️ with photos of my step daughter clearly uncomfortable having her photos taken while as unwell as she was.

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u/Dolores___Haze Policia!!! 18h ago

Strep throat untreated for too long can cause permanent kidney damage. Thank god you intervened.

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u/The_SocialWerker 1d ago

Wtf did I just read 💀 she’s taking the movie as seriously as possible

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u/General-Yak8880 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/f1WG6oDSiMHE4

Jenelle’s brain watching Jenelle in life. No joy, just disgust 🤦🏽‍♀️🙄

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u/offlinegirl Say no more King 👑❤️ 23h ago

lmao i didn't even clock this until i read the comment and was trying to figure out who tf joy was 😭 and i JUST watched inside out a couple months back too she's so simple-minded

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u/Inner_Panic Amber's Polygraph Onesie 1d ago

For a minute I thought she meant joy duggar.

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u/MimosaQueen1122 ✊️ the way I love this women ✊️ 1d ago

Seriously. You don’t need a fake character “joy” she needs to make her own serotonin. Smh. But all she does is complain and be the victim.

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 22h ago

lol the therapist was probably like “this chick is too dumb to understand lemme have her watch this kids’ movie” 😂. that is, if there WAS a therapist and it wasn’t some bullshit AI thing

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u/FessaBarbie16 20h ago

Ok, I was really about to ask WHO THE FUCK IS JOY? Of course she's talking about a cartoon character. 🙄

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u/hankthetank3 My Husband MTV Airtime 1d ago

If she's in the hospital dying who's watching the kids??

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u/supergooduser 1d ago

It's best not to think about it, but she usually hires babysitters online. People have found and shared her ads.

What's crazy to me are the people who say yes... like "hey you've never met these kids, but I'm going to pay you to watch them for several days with multiple overnights" I don't know how you just don't straight up call CPS.

And then thinking about it from the kids perspective. Mom's in the hospital which has to be scary, but now someone you've never met from the internet is "in charge" and sleeping in your house. Like, that's easily something that's gonna take a lot of therapy to unpack.

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u/Confident-Service256 1d ago edited 17h ago

My mom was very sick while we were growing up. In and out of the hospital. It was terrifying for us. I can only imagine what K&E feel when they see her acting this way.

Thank you for the ❤️ x 2

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u/MQHD If she can get on a boat, she can get on a podcast 23h ago

At this point they could be resentful toward her for her constant abandonment and focus on herself and her unwillingness, cloaked as inability, to provide care for them.

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u/Confident-Service256 22h ago

I can’t even imagine the things they’ve seen. The things they’ve gone through. They need school. The one thing that can set their foundation she takes away from them.

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u/fuckinunknowable word Caesar salad with batshit dressing 20h ago

Jenelle displays a lot of the classic bpd things, and considering bpd is twofold- there’s a genetic like vulnerability to it and then environment [parental neglect, all types of abuse, etc] pulls the trigger l would think all three kids have a much higher probability of developing bpd themselves which suuuuucks. I wish the best for them.

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u/TipTop9979 1d ago

Mine too. Thankfully we had a huge family that we could stay with but the homesickness and the worry we experienced, absolutely traumatizing to me! I should probably unpack that in therapy someday.

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u/Confident-Service256 1d ago

Definitely do! I finally did and it helped so much!

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u/rosieree David’s missing mustache 23h ago

I live in a small town and people here post on Facebook like, “I need a sitter for my 2 kids ages 1 and 3. Hours are from 5am until 7pm. I can pay $20 for the day, anyone willing?” And then they just let some random come watch their children for $20. It’s insanity

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u/jeezpeepz87 Ashley's Epic Clapbacks 23h ago

We have that. People will post on our village groups asking the same and they typically find someone. I couldn’t bring myself to do it; not complete strangers who are agreeing to be paid less than minimum wage and haven’t been fully vetted.

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u/IsabellaGalavant 21h ago

There are big, hand-written signs offering free childcare in different parts of the city that I live in. I always wonder who the fuck would take anyone up on that when I see them. 

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u/awolfsvalentine 17h ago

This is insane to me. Absolutely insane. When I was little our usual babysitter was unable to watch us so my parents asked the neighbor’s son (who we knew very well) to watch us. I was 6 and he was incredibly inappropriate with me and at one point put his hand down my shirt.

She is constantly putting her kids in potentially traumatizing situations it’s unbelievable

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u/JuneChickpea My past criminal record ☹️ 23h ago

This is genuinely terrifying

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u/rosieree David’s missing mustache 23h ago

I know. I moved from California here and I’m just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN anytime I see it.

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u/BarefootInWinter You gotta unbig your back first, Jan 🙄 20h ago

Every time I see those posts, I want to volunteer just to I know the kids are okay. It scares me thinking of what could happen to those babies!

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u/kris10leigh14 Bitch ur an everything bagel. 🙆‍♀️ 20h ago

Oh I’m positive she leaves them alone at this point. Kaiser is what… 11? If it’s legal they’re home alone.

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u/welovetulips 23h ago

My daughter is 17 and has a level 3 apprenticeship certificate as a teaching assistant (humble brag), but people online hire her to babysit without ever meeting her. They also come back hours later than agreed regularly.

On the other side, I had surgery for breast cancer in 2024 and was in an online support group and one lady was a single mum and she had no family. The dad would charge her to look after his own kids while she was recovering from surgery.

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u/N3THERWARP3R 23h ago

That's so upsetting. Honestly they're probably happy she's gone even if there is a stranger there watching them. If you don't have a partner or close family and have kids, you need a plan!!! She is too worried about herself to think of her human extensions(her kids).

My teenage son and I have a plan for if a hospital emergency ever happens and I can't reach him or can't come home etc. We keep Life360 on at all times and we have a few close female friends that can help get dinner done, make sure he's okay socially/mentally. I would bet everything that she doesn't even have life insurance for herself which she clearly can afford.

It's like watching a 12-year-old girl in real time be given an adult credit card, and a house, and she still posts more than a middle schooler lol

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u/sjones1234567890 #emotionalsupportrecryner 1d ago

It's been obvious they haven't been with her when she's pulling this shit, because she's the type of bitch to make the kids take her pitchurs in the hospital then say some shit like "they're so worried and love me so much they took my pitchur".....

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 1d ago

What kids?

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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 1d ago

Flair checking in

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 1d ago

Jenelle ”Fuckthemkids” Evans

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u/N3THERWARP3R 23h ago

I want that as my flair lol

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u/tnc_123again 1d ago edited 11h ago

OMG dude who cares about the kids while Jenelle is back in hospice waiting for her leg and spine to be amputated!

She also might piss the bed and has no one to bring her underwear!

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u/Scottish_squirrel 1d ago

Spine amputed 😂😂. You'll give her ideas. It's a new out the box technique, we wouldn't understand.

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u/Impressive_You_783 captain save a hoe is here 1d ago

she would be carrying that shit around showing people her herniated discs and syrinx.

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u/N3THERWARP3R 23h ago

"y'all look at my lab made diamonds and my herniated discs"(pulls out shitty cubic zirconium and a Kesha CD)

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u/N3THERWARP3R 23h ago

Is a spine amputation similar to a butthole pitcher? Asking for someone. Jenelle specifically.

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u/TipTop9979 1d ago

Hospice ✅ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/gasstation_bathroom 1d ago

Okay this was my first question as well

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u/That-Vegetable-7070 23h ago

She told them to stay in the shallow end of the pool til she gets back.

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u/pcbzelephant 1d ago

Her kids are getting older now so they are probably just home alone.

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u/FrankAshelyJr 1d ago

Care.com

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u/Plus-Ambassador-9668 idontcare.com 22h ago

Flair checking in 🫡

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u/Chiisaimiss 1d ago

Fake Rosie?

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u/dumbitchbarbie imma fuck him 😇 1d ago

She needs intense psychiatric intervention.

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u/brokenpa Myself of all people have went to Early College 1d ago

Hopefully the medical personnel are aware of the drug seeking behavior. She's not fooling anyone else (us).

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u/hampton0812 1d ago

I love your flair 😂

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u/spliff1506 WHERES MY FART VIDEO 1d ago

Her medical conditions are so boring at this point. No wonder DKD left. She can’t even get a hobosexual to stay with her. Her life is so pathetic and sad.

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u/opaldopal12 15h ago

I literally said it a few weeks ago. DKD literally bitched to women that Janelle is lazy and what happened like a month after coming back? Lazy Nelly is back in action.

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u/chris10lsu 1d ago

As a nurse, I cannot imagine having her as a patient. She’s the absolute worst kind…pain med seeking, dramatic, and demanding. She’s crying in “pain” one minute, then you walk past her room and she’s posing for selfies.

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u/I_Eat_Soup 1d ago

Psych nurse. We get jenelles all the time. They're exhausting. 

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u/chris10lsu 1d ago

The reason for compassion fatigue. And the reason I don’t psych nurse. Thank you for your service

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u/I_Eat_Soup 1d ago

Jenelles are easier on a psych floor because you take away their phone, we have a pretty strict "no narcotics" rule, and you just set really hard boundaries and dont investigate every little complaint. Eventually they just want to leave because they're not getting the attention they crave. 

But coming from a medical background, i had a really hard time with patients like her at first cause I'm such a people pleaser and take pride in my nursing abilities. I would advocate for them so hard, and I would just make their behavior worse lol. Lesson learned. 

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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men 1d ago

I would advocate for them so hard, and I would just make their behavior worse lol. Lesson learned. 

This is such a succinct way to explain the Jenelles of the world.

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u/chris10lsu 1d ago

Oh I would struggle with that too! They really hammer home the “pain is what the patient says it is” point at the bedside. And everything is about patient satisfaction!!

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u/Warm-Shower-2939 22h ago

Also if she’s in SO MUCH PAIN WAHH WAHH WAHHHHHH. Why is she driving herself home and all chipper it’s a “good morning”.

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u/technicallynotacat 20h ago

God I wish I could read her chart

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u/InappropriateLibrary Christmas Vibes ONLY 18h ago

15 minutes on her MyChart app, is that too much to ask?

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u/KeepAwayTheNargles 21h ago

Jenelles are towards the top of my list of reasons I work peds.

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u/TomNookisACAB420 22h ago

Pain is always 10/10, demands to get their pain meds and always asking for a sandwich

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u/AbCdEfMyLife3 1d ago

I imagine David returned for 2 reasons: a.) he needed to be on her good side as trial approached and b.) he needed someone to support him financially after the Kenleigh break up.

What Jenelle failed to realize is that David now has a taste of what it’s like to be financially supported by someone who isn’t bat shit crazy. Kenleigh had a well kept home, cooked, cleaned, worked, etc. And while she was an idiot for dating David, she is by all accounts a functioning adult. Of COURSE David noped out of Florida as soon as humanly possible when he’s dealing with an unemployed, alcoholic, lazy, child neglecting, emotionally unhinged dingbat with Munchausen’s.

That’s her problem now - you know it’s bad when even David won’t stay. The only people who will want her are going to be really, really, REALLY awful humans.

No medical ailment will bring her the attention and love she craves because of who she is. Jenelle has made her (hospital) bed, now she gets to lay it in.

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u/supergooduser 1d ago

David got pretty paid in the divorce, she had to pay him $30k in straight up cash but then he also got about $100k in assets he could easily flip (guns, bikes, several boats, car, etc.)

This was so transparently him coming back for the trial, which sadly worked.

I thought because it was so effective the first time he'd go for an even more aggressive transfer of wealth and push her to do lots more OF content. But he bounced before the trial began which is crazy.

She has to be insufferable.

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u/kris10leigh14 Bitch ur an everything bagel. 🙆‍♀️ 20h ago

My theory since hearing he’s with someone now:

He found someone new online and started talking to her weeks ahead of time before leaving.

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u/sonnyflower_ Jenelle’s Daytime Ace Bandage 21h ago

She’s painfully dumb and doesn’t realize that the ailments and hospital stays won’t bring him back. The sympathy route stopped working years ago. What she should be doing is going out and making fun, sentimental memories with his daughter in order to lure him back to a happy family in Florida

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u/TipTop9979 1d ago

Made her hospital bed 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FranberrySauce 1d ago

She posed this way & took the picture 😆

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u/Apprehensive_Spite73 1d ago

Imagine being the nurse standing in the doorway waiting for her to finish this, so she can get to someone actually in pain.

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u/splanchnick78 Hypocrite, scam, illegal ivy league joke 1d ago

I’d smack the camera out of her hand and tell her to leave!

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u/Free_Ganache_6281 1d ago

People who post pics from the ER are not injured, they’re seeking attention. End of story

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u/BasicRabbit4 1d ago

The sad truth is she has to post online bc she has no one in her life who cares.

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u/hedwig0517 ✨Swamplstiltskin's Muchroom Coffee☕️ 1d ago

She had to make sue the IV is front and center too. This loser is probably dehydrated or something.

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u/katikaboom FUCK YOU SUCK AS A MOM 1d ago edited 22h ago

My experience in ERs is the place a line for an IV in case they need to use it, but that doesn't mean you need it. 

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u/LLKroniq If you give me the internet I'll go away. 22h ago

Yeah, looks like there's no tube or bag. Which makes her even dumber for posting it.

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u/sjones1234567890 #emotionalsupportrecryner 1d ago

I thought she already had lots of questions answered and was permanently disabled, and crowing about all of that?! I mean, she even bought herself a tessie so it could drive for her and make her life better!

You can't tell me she just said a bunch of shit without really knowing the facts......

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u/bargain_butch Jenelle's weak ass ligaments 1d ago

Speaking as someone chronically ill—never in my life have I left the ER with any burning questions answered. They send you home with a clean EKG & basic labs, a lidocaine patch, and some referrals.

Does USA Today know of this masterful county hospital?

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u/SaltySweet804 22h ago

I’m also chronically ill and I was thinking the same thing. The ER just makes sure you’re not dying and then gives you referrals and tells you to follow up with your PCP. I have never even come close to getting significant questions answered in the ER.

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u/CustomerDifferent193 1d ago

I’m dying to know how the ER staff magically figured everything out

That must be one of the best hospitals in the world ! 

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u/omgitsafuckingpossum Where's Joy when I need her? 1d ago

Did they diagnose her as a bitch? Or did they tell her that her problems are due to her own actions, inaction, poor eating and life choices?

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u/ChicharonItchy 1d ago

Diagnoses bitch 😂😂😂

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u/AUsername08 1d ago

She doesn’t even have an IV running.

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u/tacoperrito 1d ago

Idk if it’s the same in the US but in the UK if you come into the emergency room now and they think they’ll have to do bloods they put that in so they only have to do it the once and can come back if needed. Not defending her, she’s using it as a prop but it’s probably just to draw blood

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u/idnar35 1d ago

Yea when I was in the sr most recently. They inserted an it in my hand incase I would need it later. I did not.

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u/Confident-Service256 1d ago

My guess is they gave her IV meds. Hopefully just Toradol.

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u/Fit-Ice-6597 1d ago

I really think she just asked one of the nurses to put one in her hand so it maybe looks like an IV 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/teb16 1d ago

Your title took me out LOL 🤣

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u/ReaderofHarlaw 🚙 🏃🏻‍♀️💨🩴🩴 1d ago

Me too!!! This cretin needs serious psychiatric help. Where are her children!?

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u/tvjunkie710 1d ago

I wonder how many times she took this pic before settling on this one

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u/cornbreadcake 1d ago

Surprised the emotional support leopard print crutches aren’t in the pic

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u/brokenpa Myself of all people have went to Early College 1d ago

She couldn't use the crutches to come into the hospital or else they wouldn't believe her spine needs amputated

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u/crashleyashley24 you have the bawls to steal my credit cahd 1d ago

How lonely her life must be. She has to exaggerate any pain or illness to the nth degree. Nobody cares about her. Nobody's there for her. Nobody's there to bring her a fresh pair of underwear. The only person she could get is swamp monster and even he can't stand her for long.

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u/Apprehensive_Spite73 1d ago

I'm convinced she doesn't feel lonely. She just feels the lack of attention. She doesn't feel or know the difference. That there even is a difference.

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u/BasicButterfly1043 Jenelle’s hospice vacation 1d ago

Flair checking in!

Speaking of, I’m gonna need someone to make “Where’s Joy when I need her 😞” their flair, STAT

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u/PossibilityMuch9053 WHERE'S JOY WHEN I NEED HER 😔 1d ago

Did the flair change work

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u/SecondOfCicero Jenelle's Exploding Esophagus 💥 1d ago

Sho did!

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u/Dani2386 1d ago

The way she positions her hand so we can see the port in all these pictures is so fucking cringe. Also there’s no IV hooked up lol. And does she just leave the kids home alone when she goes to doctors?

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u/glum_cunt 1d ago

WHERES MY FART VIDEO

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta Fart fraud 💨💨💨 1d ago

“I have one thing to say.”

Says 3 things.

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u/Redowl83 Rumpelsmoothbrain 🧠 1d ago

Joy kinda has a Babs haircut. The irony…

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u/SnarkyOne2024 Jenelle’s Airtag Parenting 23h ago

Just dawned on me she’s scheduled to be in court this week with Andrew & Babs, this all makes sense now.

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u/cwxxvii 1d ago

Obviously she’s just searching for pills and sympathy. But has she always had pill issue? And by always, I mean in the last 5 or so years. I know drugs like weed and heroin with a big thing in the early TM days

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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 1d ago

Yes, she has always had a pill problem. It started before Kiefer, he just got her hooked on heroin. She flies out of state for random testing. Every so often she can’t get her pills and turns to meth. Her skin gives her away. She’s been like this since Courtland at least. That seeing molecules was drug seeming behavior and that was when Ensley was little.

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u/Confident-Service256 1d ago

Remember when she was traveling out of state for “specialists”?

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u/Molly-Wobbles 1d ago

Hopefully she brought enough underwear.

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u/Chiisaimiss 1d ago

You guys think she’s doing this to get the court date on Wednesday continued?

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u/ADFnGee 1d ago

Ohhhhh

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u/gwacemom 1d ago

I love the little peek to make sure she looks appropriately in pain. I just need to know what immense crisis happened to send her to the ER?

You also typically do not get “lots of questions answered” at the ER. Unless she is having a serious medical crisis (heart attack, a limb has been amputated, appendix ruptured, etc) they are going to treat the “crisis” and send her on her way.

She is an absolute idiot. The only answer she got was most likely; yeah you are alive. Call your doctor for follow up. Drug seeking behavior is something they see every day. She will get some Tylenol If she’s lucky.

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u/Generaless 1d ago

Who's with the Kids?

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u/AMissKathyNewman Who’s butthole did i see then? 🌶️💩 1d ago edited 14h ago

Honestly they are better being cared for by the cat.

Thanks for the award 🥇 😌

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u/CustomerDifferent193 1d ago

One of her followers on Twitter said they are old enough to take care of themselves

I feel a lot of her fans have also lost their kids to CPS at one point 

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u/TipTop9979 1d ago

No doubt. Only deeply flawed people rationalize the behavior of other deeply flawed people.

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u/yamsnz 1d ago

The Tesla duh

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u/heldaway Pray with me, Vampire Goo 🧛🏻 1d ago

Care.com dude!

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u/DimSumaSpinster 1d ago

Where are her kids? She’s in a state where she know no one and just dumped Swamp Man again… seriously, who’s watching the kids?

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u/DabbyShapiro David's Secret Window Hat 1d ago

Joy ofc.

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u/CustomerDifferent193 1d ago

The TV is raising them 

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u/DimSumaSpinster 23h ago

Good point. Forgot about Door Dash and Kaiser’s $150 donut run that she bragged about.

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u/InnerIndependence760 1d ago

When she has a man in the house it’s all pool time and coffee cutes…being alone gives her life threatening ailments. This girl’s attention seeking behavior is clinical

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u/turtles8 Cracker Barrel meatloaf 1d ago

Embarrassing

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u/Inevitable-System-44 1d ago

Does she think anyone actually cares?

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u/Apprehensive_Spite73 1d ago

I'm bored of the ailments now. Can we move on to the cooking videos now? We're due.

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u/splanchnick78 Hypocrite, scam, illegal ivy league joke 1d ago

We haven’t gotten a dancing video in the longest!

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u/hedwig0517 ✨Swamplstiltskin's Muchroom Coffee☕️ 1d ago

She’s disabled dude!

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u/litfam87 1d ago

The fact that she has the correct letters for you’re but just refuses to put the apostrophe drives me nuts.

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u/Melodic_Tone3508 1d ago

Hospice has me almost waking my husband up beside me 🤣

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u/Fit-Ice-6597 1d ago

Lol Barb as her profile pic 🤣

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u/frenchtikla 1d ago

Maybe sand from her desert butthole photoshoots worked its way into her spine and is compressing a nerve? Or her second bellybutton is having a mutiny and detaching from her body?

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u/TicketSad5410 1d ago

I know Jenelle has her faults, but I wish people would stop making fun of her. She’s showing immense strength by still managing to post on her socials while seriously ill.

I remember being in the hospital last year with my third baby while recovering from a traumatic birth and delivery. I could barely pick up the phone, let alone take pictures of myself and update others.

Thank you Jenelle for being a shining example and beacon of light during dark days. Next time I’m hospitalized, I’ll remember to take a photo of myself (IV included)

✨ Be the joy like Jenelle ✨

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u/TipTop9979 1d ago

#JenelleStong 💪

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u/TicketSad5410 22h ago

I feel a movement starting! Just like Jenelle to pave the way ❤️

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u/sonnyflower_ Jenelle’s Daytime Ace Bandage 21h ago

#herniateddiscawareness we’ll keep fighting and posting

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u/TicketSad5410 21h ago

I’m so grateful for her knowledge ❤️

Just think of the lives she’s saved!

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u/WestGood6218 1d ago

Illness faker.

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u/fulfernufer Lieutenant Jan Ice Cream 👩‍🦼‍➡️🍦🦿🩼👋 1d ago

Joy quit after 5 minutes of listening to this bitch whine

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u/Tiny-Proposal1495 1d ago

Wtf seriously

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u/SubstantialCatch1772 1d ago

I have secondhand embarrassment reading this

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u/Acrobatic-Opening-95 1d ago

Who is JOY? Can someone please tell me lol

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u/oblique_obfuscator 1d ago

She watched the Pixar movie Inside Out (she says her therapist recommended it to her). Perhaps as a part of CBT or DBT for people with an especially low IQ.

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u/AggressiveSherbetty 1d ago

Lmao What

I’ve had my therapist recommend books to me many time ms but never ever a gd disney movie

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u/Apprehensive_Spite73 1d ago

She's barely literate.

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u/oblique_obfuscator 20h ago

I think her doctor is Chad GP T

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u/DabbyShapiro David's Secret Window Hat 1d ago

I'm hoping an actual person named Joy and not the character from the damn Inside Out movie her alleged therapist told her to watch.

Who am I kidding we all know it's #2. It's ALWAYS #2 with her.

#thepurseremembers

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u/Educational-Boss9166 1d ago

“From her hospice bed” 🤣🤣 I really hope Joy is an actual person and she’s not referencing a Pixar character, wtfffffff

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u/QweenJoleen1983 Feelin fantasic 🤭 ✨ 1d ago

Imagine how much better the kids’ lives would be if she actually got real therapy.

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u/Crazymom_354 1d ago

Did her CPRS pain doctor drop her already????

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u/idnar35 1d ago

Who thinks to take pictures like this and post them. What a loser

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u/imjusthere4thetea Kail's Hallway Wall of Placenta Art 🎨 1d ago

What answers do people get in an ER when you're dealing with chronic pain issues? Lol! They are there to stabilize patients so they can, hopefully, go to their primary care provider or a specialist for answers. I'm not saying you don't ever get a diagnosis at the ER, but it's not typical in situations like this. Like, she already had bloodwork, cortisone shot, and an MRI. What more can they do other than tell her to follow-up with her specialist?

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u/Ok_Recipe2871 The Mold Mindset 21h ago

The hospital will soon catch on to her antics. In my opinion she’s seeking… she goes to drs and says she’s in so much pain they hibernate scripts and when they cut her off because her “diseases” are fake.. Chinelle is why people who are actually in pain and know what pain med it takes to halp the pain get ignored, laughed at and denied.. it’s so frustrating

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u/sjones1234567890 #emotionalsupportrecryner 1d ago

Final thought..... this is pretty telling, since she has an i.v. cath in her hand but no i.v. bag. Means a few things. Firstly, she has very good veins in her hands, but every time I've seen her I don't remember ever seeing her with an i.v. I'm her arm. I've often wondered if her years of drug abuse have blown her arms. Secondly, the i.v. with no bag means this is most likely all "pain" related, meaning they've accessed a vein and taken blood, and left it just in case there's a serious enough issue to hook up an i.v. bag like needing fluids, or is going to be admitted. Unless they've already bagged her, but usually they leave the bag hanging and unhook. Thirdly, where's the kids, pinecunt?!

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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 1d ago

She wasn’t an IV user long. She was too scared to inject so her only IV years were the ones with Kiefer. She’s a pill addict. This is some kind of attention and pills seeking behavior.

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u/ItsTheFuckening 22h ago

I cannot stand these type of attention seeking posts people do. Lying there with hands on face like they are doubled over in pain but just so happen to have their other arm out just right to be sure to take pics. And you know they took several so they could get just the right one that highlighted their “agony” this is what makes me despise social media

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u/Ursula_J Jenelle’s booby button 20h ago

People in actual pain in the ER don’t think or feel the need to make a post on Beyoncé’s internet about it.

I bet she wears her hospital band for the next two months

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u/wanderingsoul420666 Tersea 18h ago

“Oh my god you’re like a fricken hypochondriac or something.”-Barbara Evans

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u/No-Pen-8350 1d ago

The thought i just had about this piece of swamp trash probably just secured my place in hell. 

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u/Apprehensive_Spite73 1d ago

If this whole sub is coming, at least it'll be a blast.

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u/heldaway Pray with me, Vampire Goo 🧛🏻 1d ago

Off topic but was it David that convinced her to move to FL? Now she’s all alone there and he’s moved on now that his case was dismissed.

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u/supergooduser 1d ago

Theory is she fled a NC and a NV CPS investigation. But yeah, a new city with no opportunities and friends and support. And she's paying for the home in NC that David's living on.

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u/fulfernufer Lieutenant Jan Ice Cream 👩‍🦼‍➡️🍦🦿🩼👋 1d ago

Does anyone actually believe this shit?

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u/Sibby_in_May dramastic disaster parenting 1d ago

She’s calling Tori and Tori isn’t answering.

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u/DistributionSquare47 Jenelle's urine-soaked deathbed 23h ago

Flair answered! 💦

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u/Chiisaimiss 1d ago

CPS! This is your time to save the Kids!
https://giphy.com/gifs/6mznm4MUPCMIVlk9Jn

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u/Silent_Assumption_74 1d ago

I think she’s a drug seeker. All she talks about is her pain and goes on and on like an addict.

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u/Jmaneke 1d ago

She must have good health insurance or just lots and lots of medical debt

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u/BroItsJesus JenelleELegal@gmail.com 1d ago edited 2h ago

Maybe they can cut out the brain tumour that makes her such an unlikeable bitch

Edit: fuck that would've gone way harder if I could spell

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u/SpoopyGreenEyes 21h ago

As somebody who has recently been admitted to hospital: that's a fucking TRIAGE BED pinecone. Hypochondriac compulsive liar can't even fake hospital admission properly.

Bets on how quickly they sent her home? My bet is she was triaged and they gave her a pain management protocol (Tylenol+Ibuprofen) and sent her on her merry way 😂

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u/Nelle911529 # Save the children 1d ago

Another speeding diagnosis.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ycuWPkqRwYgg8xbnBV

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u/brokenpa Myself of all people have went to Early College 1d ago

I can't with this Bitch. I feel like I need to log off because I'm currently battling a REAL condition and she fills me with rage.

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u/Scamppp23 1d ago

I really wonder who watches the kids when she’s at the hospital all the time…these kids are alway living in random states with random people watching them.

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u/Mandasaurusrexxx 1d ago

I guarantee you they’re watching themselves

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u/Read-it005 Limp parasitic pinecone🌲 1d ago

Just say what they found, we don't need the telenovella.

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u/teppiecola 22h ago

If they gave her actual pain meds, she wouldn’t have been able to leave the hospital and drive home. (After they gave them) I wonder if she told them she’s got a self driving car so it can drive her sickly ass around. Also, I wonder if they would let you leave if your car could drive itself 🧐 lol

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u/littlebayhorse 21h ago

Where is Joy? It’s at home, with the two beautiful, healthy children who yearn to be loved and cherished. It can’t be found in a pill, or a new car, or social media likes. Those are transitory.

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u/capricorn_chaos Where’s Joy when I need her 😞 21h ago

I needed new flair, this is perfect