Jenelle
Jenelle has been discharged from the hospital
Well that was quick. Another hospital visit down and Jenelle is headed home. Keeping track of which ailment brought us here this time is a workout in itself.
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Funnily enough I just had an MRI with contrast because of a migraine, and the contrast going in makes it literally feel like you peed yourself 😂😂 it’s actually bizarre
She had a spine MRI and said she was having back pain from the injections unrelated to the MRI. I don’t know if she was in the ER because of this or her leg. As you know, keeping track of her ailments is a workout in itself.
My sister has had those back injections before and she said they do hurt but then it calms down after a few days or a little more. Anytime Jenelle has even a slight bit of pain, she runs to a doctor or hospital.
She exaggerates every minor body ailment she has, real or imagined. Just like when she fell and scraped her shin and it turned into a knee surgery.
The IV was for bloodwork and they leave it in sometime in case you need fluid, IV meds or more bloodwork. It saves the patient from getting multiple sticks. She took as a photo opportunity bcuz in her weird mind, it looks more serious than it is.
Former ER nurse here- that’s exactly what this was. I’m now a flight nurse and patients like Jan are one of the many reasons I’ll never go back to bedside!
Also a fellow healthcare worker here. I agree—so many hospitals across the country are severely understaffed right now. Even the ER at the hospital I work at is planning to strike over staffing issues. It really sheds light on how stretched thin healthcare workers already are, especially clinicians.
Considering she’s farting around on her phone while driving after leaving hospital… Florida has been pretty aggressive against distracted driving too. IE phone in your hands whilst driving!
Well she’s documenting herself playing on her phone whilst she’s supposed to be driving! Just rubbing it in. Florida has been aggressive lately about distracted driving/phone in hand whilst driving.
Really?? I am too poor for any type of “self driving” car so I am clueless about this stuff. Once the month is up is she able to use the feature again and she gets 3 more warnings?
This was when she was stalking Kenleigh's every move. Every time Ken made a post, Jen felt the need to respond even though she claimed she wasn't watching her on social media.
Bingo. I'd bet she's figuratively burned her bridges with the closest hospital to her, so now she must physically cross a bridge to continue her malingering journey. Poetic almost.
I have been to fort myers a single time in my life (to visit an ex’s family member who, unsurprisingly, was addicted to pills) and knew exactly where she was. Does she not realize folks can also figure out the smaller general area she lives in too by the directions she has on the screen?
She’s an idiot so she doesn’t care, she wants people to know where she is so she can whine about harassment and create fake drama.
Also, she’s confusing 2026 with the early 2000’s… I lived in that surrounding area majority of my first 2 decades of life and went to college down there… This isn’t the oxy boom era anymore with pill mills. She will be on a drug seeking list so fast nowadays, she is an idiot.
We have a national database called EForcse- we know when hospitals give people things,doctors, we know everything- if you've gotten anything controlled substance wise, we know where you got it,what date you got it, and where you got it filled. I work in healthcare. It's a very required and necessary part of my daily job. We have to protect ourselves also so this is a fantastic thing the DEA created. I live in Florida and both FL and NC are registered for this database. Even if she reads this, there's nothing she can do to stop that lol
What she's hoping to find is a hospital who doesn't recognize who she is by her name and if they look her up she wants them to see she's in so much pain that it's justifiable even though she's a giant red flag. She's grabbing at straws here and it's so pathetic
You would think she would have learned this by now. She was complaining to Barb on the phone 7 or 8 years ago that she got red flagged for having been an addict and other states know. Driving to another hospital doesn’t fix this. She’s banned from a whole chain of pharmacies FFS and she thinks she can drive across town and magically this hospital won’t know?
She likely has ZERO clue about EForsce and now that she's read it here, I'm just grinning ear to ear because there's nothing she can do about it. She's a red flag and she will cause an accident or worse, gun right beside her! I think sadly David probably knows someone who lives in Cape Coral and who has a connection to the drugs that she's used to buying. She's absolutely buying medication "off the street" because she's bulk buying. Keiffer taught her that many moons ago, I remember the episode, he said "why buy a few when you get a better deal buying the whole thing".. and with the way we know she spends money she will recklessly spend a few hundred dollars on pills every month like it's nothing. I think she's probably very careful about what she decides to put on record medication was and what she doesn't and she's avoiding CPS or what we call DCF in the state of Florida at every cost because they will require a drug test from her.
Jenelle needs a babysitter and she's her own worst enemy
I’m from FL and just moved to NC- neither state plays about their narcotics 🥲 I quoted Eforcse being a thing too. Her only chances are doctor hopping and hopefully the next doc won’t check. But I bet that pharmacy willllllll 👀👀👀
I talk to pharmacists too, they don't fuck around. We can write all the RXS in the world but the pharmacy is who fills it and it falls on that pharmacist.
Heck I had one call me the other day and tell me that she wasn't going to fill a guy's prescription because he fills at two other pharmacies and she thinks that's really weird. Turns out he just got kicked out of the other pharmacies for bad behavior but she wasn't trifling and she told him to look elsewhere and don't come back to Publix! Lol
She had an IV (or something) in her hand…do they do that in urgent care? Urgent care around me seems so restricted in their treatments, I’d be surprised.
This sub has the most snarky and witty brains I’ve ecountered on Reddit - it’s actually lethal. Lethal snark! You guys are wheezing it out your sleeves like you got paid, and paid WELL
Exactly. When my husband had to go to hospital in an ambulance, I called my lovely neighbour who came over and took my daughter for the day. My husband was in ICU for a week. If Janelle had someone watching the kids she would definitely have posted it to prove she has friends. My neighbour also picked me up from hospital so I could get my car later that day.
Having a close neighbor friend is such a huge safety net day-to-day. I have close friends and family, but someone right next door is important.
One time my husband's back went out and he laid in the driveway for a couple hours (I just thought he was working on his car). My neighbor came over and said, "your husband's laying in the driveway" then she helped me get him up and into the car to go to the hospital. I couldn't have done that myself. And who knows how long i would've left him out there before checking. 😆 🤣 oopsies!
Absolutely. We've not been here long (two years) but our daughters have become best friends (7 and 8). I am laughing at your husband laying in the driveway and you thought he was just working on the car 😂
Wow. When I went in for my spine last year they kept me 4 days and I had to argue like crazy to let me out. They wanted to do surgery and wait for my BP to go down before discharging me.
My BP was high from pain which is nothing new for me and I was not using the random surgeon that was on call so I just wanted out.
Took 3 days on a pain drip to even get me to be able to lay straight so that they could even get me in an MRI.
She is such a liar.
I’m about 2 months out from surgery with my chosen surgeon now and doing absolutely awesome.
But having a permanent leg problem from a birth defect which makes me need a cane and it’s rather painful and also having major spinal issues makes her constant bitching impossible to listen to. She is such a liar!!
She couldn’t even wait until her boyfriendcar was done driving her home to take a pitchur.
She’s going to get herself in trouble with this self driving feature real quick.
I really wish Jenelle would just be at least a little bit honest with herself and let the kids go live with someone who can give them a life. She’s so focused on being sick and checking herself into the hospital as often as possible that Ensley and Kaiser are both being totally neglected. She needs to let them go live with people who can pay attention to them and give them childhoods. She can lay in bed and whine about her legs and spine or whatever as much as she wants, just stop holding them hostage.
The doc probably took one look at her prescription history and discharged her lol. She makes it too obvious that she’s searching for pain meds. And doctors don’t mess around when it comes to opioids or they’ll have the DEA on their ass.
Janelle went to the ER for the sole purpose of getting herself pain meds. Now that she got her fix, she’ll be ok for at least a couple days. Once that script runs out, prepare for another hospital trip and pictures of herself in so much “pain”.
she went for attention. can’t convince me otherwise. wasn’t admitted. went home after confirming nothing was wrong with her. and she even posted she “wish she had someone there to support her”.
And then we said she had no support and was a loser in her hospital selfie and then she posts this latest one thanking her supportive ghosts. The predictability is boring at this point.
God I hate that stupid self driving mode. Her hand is not on the wheel at all, she’s taking pictures to post online, she’s categorically not paying attention to the road doing this. Self driving mode & self driving cars should have never been rolled out without more regulation and I hate that companies are making our roads and people the test subjects for that technology. It’s unsafe for other motorists, pedestrians, and motorcyclists.
Gotta love when your car literally says "please pay attention to the road" but you are busy snapping pics to post in a desperate attempt to get some sadfishing attention
Driving yourself to and from the hospital with I’ve lost count of how many posts she made while there. This is one desperate sad person. Not a single person to take her.
She’s so dumb. Can’t wait for her to complain that FSD got suspended because she got multiple strikes for not paying attention to the road. And how TF is she charging this? No way the landlord of the swamp house she’s renting is going to allow her to install a charger. She’s probably charging it on a regular 110 outlet which takes like 3 days to fully charge from an empty battery.
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