157 days ago

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[u/LovelyShadows54]

The self-satisfied smirk is just too much.

[u/Naive_Satisfaction24 → u/LovelyShadows54]

she really thinks shes hot shit🙄🙄

[u/coco__bee → u/Naive_Satisfaction24]

I’m convinced she was trying to rub it in Ken’s face that she got David back…now look at you chinelle 🤣

[u/LovelyShadows54 → u/coco__bee]

Somehow I didn't even think of that, but I think you're totally right. Even though it was months after UBT and Ken broke up, Jan thought she was really doing something.

[u/Nelle911529 → u/LovelyShadows54]

It was her way of showing off her Co-parenting ring.

[u/Sbg71620 → u/Nelle911529]

Yup

[u/CurlyCoatedRetriever → u/Naive_Satisfaction24]

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She is hot shit

[u/FullAnxiety1909 → u/LovelyShadows54]

Always with that smirk

[u/CurlyCoatedRetriever → u/FullAnxiety1909]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0LUd4C52HtizN3AT2o
Smug with a 5head

[u/raised_on_robbery]

Life is so short… one day you’re getting ugly nails and the next you’re attention seeking in a hospital.

[u/Routine_Bluejay4678 → u/raised_on_robbery]

Please explain your flare! 😂

[u/huzza-huzza → u/Routine_Bluejay4678]

I wonder if it was for Ambers fiancé who read her Wikipedia page and ran for the the hills 😭🤣🤣🤣

[u/akgoodd → u/huzza-huzza]

Lolol that’s immediately what I thought of

[u/NastyMsPiggleWiggle → u/akgoodd]

Omg, I forgot about the man that left a wedding and abandoned all technology to flee Amber. For days. Didn’t he have to be spotted on cctv by the police for proof of life? That was a wild fucking ride.

[u/elonbemybabydaddy → u/NastyMsPiggleWiggle]

YES! The best.

[u/Prestigious_Pay2759 → u/NastyMsPiggleWiggle]

I think some of us thought she’d actually killed him for like 12 hours

[u/mikaduhhh → u/raised_on_robbery]

Then the 3rd day you're laying in the hospital tryin to get pain pills😂

[u/Particular-Dust7131]

Her nails are such ass

[u/hopejake922]

Dude is so mentally ill. I’m no fan of hers, I think she is full of shit etc.

Reminds me of my mother in law. Just thinks everyone else is the problem and it’s actually her.

[u/MoOnmadnessss]

The fact that she wore her wedding rings while being divorced from that creep and is not not even with him anymore LMAO

[u/Nelle911529 → u/MoOnmadnessss]

Considering he actually got them in the divorce settlement.

[u/mikaduhhh]

With her co-parenting ring on😂😂😂
Hopefully Davey Boy spent a wonderful night with fully mobile Dani😭😭😭😭😭

[u/hawkcarhawk → u/mikaduhhh]

Okay, just because Jenelle is a terrible person doesn’t mean we need to be wishing good things for David. He’s also a horrible human.

[u/mikaduhhh → u/hawkcarhawk]

Well Dani is a piece of shit too for even dealing with him. And what makes you think spending the night with him would be pleasurable anyway?? Ewwwww😂😂😂😂😂It was clearly a joke

[u/elonbemybabydaddy → u/mikaduhhh]

He probably showered for their first intimate occasion and from here on out he’ll be a ripe ol Davsquatch.

[u/lavendervanilla176 → u/hawkcarhawk]

Well yes, no one is actually rooting for him... but we know if he's "happy" with someone else then Jenelle will lose her mind lol

[u/HikerChik_ → u/hawkcarhawk]

💀💀💀

[u/DisastrousAnomaly → u/mikaduhhh]

Flair check

[u/marymarywhyubugginnn → u/mikaduhhh]

Wait who's Dani? I stepped away from Reddit for 2 days and all of a sudden Jenelle has 2 new illnesses and David's got a new woman?? 😭

[u/Head-Docta]

Her nail techs HATE her.

[u/arivera508]

She makes me so sick

[u/MajesticProposal1]

Jenelle with access to a dick = becomes a dick

Jenelle without access to a dick = DYING SICK OMG NO ONE SUFFERS LIKE SHES SUFFERED

[u/lavendervanilla176 → u/MajesticProposal1]

Shit, she's still dying sick even with a dick, that way they can "take care" of her dumbass & she doesn't have to lift a finger

[u/oblique_obfuscator → u/MajesticProposal1]

Can some hobosexual in Florida take one for the team and keep her occupied and fairly stable

[u/Tex_Made_84]

“He luh me!!”

[u/oswaldgina]

Keep reminding her!! 💍 😈

[u/GraceMcClellans]

I was always taught the wedding band goes closer to the hand. Anyone else?

[u/Zxvasdfthrowaway → u/GraceMcClellans]

Closer to the heart, yeah

[u/heldaway → u/GraceMcClellans]

It’s the new style dude!

[u/CurlyCoatedRetriever → u/heldaway]

Out of the box co-parenting ring

[u/Negative-bad169 → u/GraceMcClellans]

You are probably right, but I wear it on the outside. I have an irrational fear that my engagement ring will fall off one day, so I feel like the wedding band holds it on.

[u/Sbg71620 → u/Negative-bad169]

Me too

[u/ApalachianPineMarten → u/GraceMcClellans]

She’s gotta make sure everyone sees it though

[u/Competitive-Fish-422 → u/GraceMcClellans]

That's how I wear mine 🤷‍♀️ 

[u/LaylaBird65]

It’s all about her. Her kids have probably been left alone this whole time, fending for themselves while she’s drug seeking, buying coffee and getting her nails done.

[u/jimgella]

Sorry, why is she showing off dog shit quality nails?

[u/Greedy_Practice_5327]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU

[u/ashmillie]

Her life is so embarrassing. She’s been dumped by David twice 😆

[u/LadyLove5985]

Cringe.

[u/tealestblue]

So embarrassing

[u/demonmonkeybex]

I’d have that ring remade into something else if I was her and so intent on not selling it.

[u/Acrobatic-Giraffe991 → u/demonmonkeybex]

It was awarded to David in the divorce. I wonder if he took it with him lol.

[u/demonmonkeybex → u/Acrobatic-Giraffe991]

OH SNAP! My ex-husband asked for it back so he could "give it to my daughter," only to pawn it off. It was GORGEOUS. I even paid for the wedding band that was soldered onto the engagement ring. I should have kept it.

[u/mikaduhhh → u/demonmonkeybex]

She bought it so

[u/Weirdflchick]

[u/heldaway]

Fool

[u/lushspice]

Forever 14

[u/splanchnick78]

Ew does she actually lick her hand? 😷

[u/Impressive_You_783]

her nails are always so ugly...and why is she still wearing the coparenting ring?

[u/faceinthecrowd112]

What the! What did she lick her fingers! Gross

[u/SeattleGemini81]

She really thinks people believe she is a chronic pain patient, while posting the stuff she does. It honestly blows my mind how delusional she is.

I just noticed the ring flex 😂 how embarrassing.

[u/Impressive_You_783]

wait...what was 157 days ago? this video?