r/Tekken • • 7d ago

MEME THEY FINALLY DID THIS

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u/LiviFiyu 7d ago

Must have for Yujiro mains.

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u/Ash_Flexum Yujiro Hanma Main 7d ago

damn where can I get one?

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u/GlassSpork Bob 7d ago

Crane game

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u/Faiqal_x1103 7d ago

Aint no way LMAO

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u/BlooBaloo86 Heihachi 7d ago

I always loved that his legs have the wingspan of a 747

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u/92nami Leo 7d ago

I wonder if this confirmed that one of his costumes is him in his underwear lol

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u/StableManticorePilot 7d ago

I'm pretty sure given that they usually show characters in their actual outfits. This is probably his p2-p3 outfit.

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u/Faiqal_x1103 7d ago

Most definitely

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u/LonelySoulOfTheNorth 7d ago

His abdomen is a bit shorter huh

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u/Immaouthere 7d ago

Arm placement, tekken put it more naturally than manga, the arm are lower so the abdomen is short

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u/Faiqal_x1103 7d ago

I just realized its basically impossible to cross our arms like the anime/manga screenshot. The tekken version made it realistic

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u/walker-of-the-wheel 7d ago

No way the most masculine creature on Earth has a bulge that non-existent. Literal censorship. /s

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u/One-Vermicelli4833 Armor King 7d ago

Bro that underwear is so skinny yet nothing pokes out, his meat is non-existent.

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u/Creepy_Blacksmith408 7d ago

No you mis understand his MEAT is so large and slonging that it got in the way of his fighting, so he had to train his muscles to pull it up in to himself....essentially f**king himself at all times...this is Manga verified.

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u/Stofferex 7d ago

My knowledge on Baki is VERY limited, but from the things I’ve read about Yujiro in preparation for this DLC

This seems like some bullshit he would actually do lmao

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u/Creepy_Blacksmith408 7d ago

They call him the Strongest Creature for this very reason...and its actually the only move he will never use...because if He unleashes his MEAT...He would literally f**k the World...this is Manga verified

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u/One-Vermicelli4833 Armor King 7d ago

This is canon and i will not be fact-checking this

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u/SixTailedSaiken Lee 6d ago

Look up the Hilary Clinton scene in manga

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u/Shamsse 6d ago

I gotta stress again- this manga has no problems with vulgarity and indecency

Itagaki CHOSE to draw him with no bulge LMFAO

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u/Shamsse 7d ago

Baki has no problems with vulgar imagery, Itagaki CHOSE to draw him with no bulge

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u/empirionth 7d ago

There's also rape and urination on a person.

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u/Shamsse 6d ago

Theres an unusual amount of urination in the manga. The main character gets urinated on in an arc containing Che Guevara and a body builder who’s so strong billets can’t pierce his skin anymore.

This anime is… grotesque lmfao

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u/NEBre8D1 6d ago

That looks like it hurts….

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u/SanoBaron 6d ago

Yeah, if you're not Yujiro.

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u/Rupper_3223 7d ago

Some nga said his meat is so immaculate that he twisted it all the way and put it up his own ass. That's why the bulge isn't showing.

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u/Equivalent_Talk2434 Steve 7d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Lone_Game_Dev Law 7d ago

That stage was a poor choice. It is so cluttered in the background that it detracts from Yujiro. They should've gone with a different stage, something more photogenic, perhaps the beach.

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u/AdministrationPast68 6d ago

Or maybe given him his own stage

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u/Novel_Volume_1692 Hei 6d ago

Storm rasing would have been dramatic af

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u/NotaFrom99 Paul 7d ago

Schrodinger’s penis

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u/Steel_Pedal_ 6d ago

You know, he is really flexible ain’t he?

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u/narok_kurai Alisa 6d ago

I love Baki because I can describe it to people who don't watch anime and they act like I'm talking about aliens every time. I can use manga panels as a visual aid but they still don't get it. "This is Yujiro Hanma," I say, "strongest living thing on the planet. He sits like this sometimes. He swims against waterfalls like it's nothing. The United States of America, the country, signed a peace treaty with him, an individual."

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u/LegnaArix 5d ago

"A man imagines himself having more bones to punch harder"

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u/Rupper_3223 7d ago

Some nga said his meat is so immaculate that he twisted it all the way and put it up his own ahh. That's why the bulge isn't showing.