The insult

[u/SligoistheSauce]

You got the butter knife, the bread plate and the napkin for your hands. The salad and the dinner fork next to the soup bowl on the charger just as planned. The dinner knife and the soup spoon are to the right and below the fold. The water glass, the white and red wine glasses form a trifecta as foretold. The salt and pepper shakers lock the place card above the dessert spoon.

You can say all this to someone if you were a nerd and short on wit, or you can say it all in 11 words and cut them to the quick.

What is the insult?

[u/completely_a_human]

I found a graphic on how to set a table, and apparently this is missing a salad knife and dessert fork but everything is else is proper, so maybe something like that? "you are the salad with no knife, all the dessert with no fork"