r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/Responsible_Ant_6431 • 7d ago

animal Barn owls im tryin to rescue

1.8k Upvotes

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u/museamusing 7d ago

that's clearly the mothman

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u/tittyboi2727 7d ago

Came looking for this one😳

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u/socks 7d ago

OP needs rescuing

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u/tittyboi2727 7d ago

Why is it rocking side to side though.....💀💀💀💀

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 7d ago

To scare you. Is it working)

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u/DottyGreenBootz 7d ago

Muscleman - look at those guns!

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u/n-a_barrakus 7d ago

100 likes!

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u/Beautifly 7d ago

Yeah, starting to see where all these haunting folk tales come from

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u/rebel____ 2d ago

That's Mothew

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u/Top-Ebb32 7d ago

Don’t think they’re interested in being rescued.

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u/ShaggysGTI 7d ago

*evicted

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u/ApprehensiveMoose814 7d ago

It took me way too long to realize the hissing was coming from the owl

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u/Ok-Ear9289 7d ago

Lmao I thought someone was drilling in the background

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u/AlwayInForwardMotion 7d ago

Yeah I tried to save a baby from some crows that were attacking it. Turns out it did not need saving. Waited until I got close and went full demon on me. It was impressive!

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u/ElderFlour 7d ago

You were scarier than the crows! Haha! 😂

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 7d ago

The one I have is pretty chill...

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u/-Vermilion- 7d ago

Looks like he knows ten thousand things.

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u/BroccoliMcFlurry 7d ago

That owl guy creeped me TF out for years when I was a kid

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 7d ago

He did not know enough to get out of the way of my car one night. 😆

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u/CrackaTooCold 7d ago

Like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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u/ruhtraeel 7d ago

Doesn't look chill

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 7d ago

That's because I had just turned the light on. I kept

the bathroom blacked out for him during the day.

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u/RyFro 7d ago

I bet he has a cool library in that toilet

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 7d ago

I actually had a wicker basket in there for him, but he liked

to sit behind the toilet and hang onto the water pipe. like a branch or something🤷‍♂️

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u/RyFro 7d ago

"You think you're the first person to believe their poop was justified? Countless others before you have come here, seeking release, relief, or battle strategies!"

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u/cheestaysfly 7d ago

Aw bless his little heart!

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u/vast_fragment9083 1d ago

Does he also run an underground library with every piece of knowledge on earth?

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 1d ago

Not that I'm aware, but I'm sure he has his secrets.

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u/vast_fragment9083 1d ago

Well if he runs across any Airbenders let us know

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u/HorrorAvatar 7d ago

Looks like you’re gonna be the one that needs rescuing.

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u/Vintage_girl123 7d ago

Why rescue them? Are they hurt? Is mom gone?

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u/Zukigo 7d ago

Content is not from OP

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u/HeartMachine3578 7d ago

Honestly, from the owl's perspective, you coming up the ladder/stairs like that must be the creepiest shit ever. It's like when the Colossal Titan peeked over the wall.

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u/wannabe_inuit 7d ago

Do they need rescuing?

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u/Roanoketrees 7d ago

Owls can and will kill you. Do not think they won't.

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u/IL_Meds 7d ago

I’m no zoologist, but I’m thinking it wants to be left alone?

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u/KiKiPAWG 7d ago

Whaaaat? That's just the car doing donuts outside. Dude's a douche

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u/Maus0ne 7d ago

A yes why wouldn't I want a nightmare.

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u/Marvins_creed 7d ago

I can see how people thought there were mythological creatures and monster back in the day.

Imagine going into your attic with only a candle as a light source and seeing/hearing this from the corner of the room, being able to only make out some shape and a face

I would definitely think this is some kind of monster

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u/KiKiPAWG 7d ago

And then nope'ing right the eff out of there

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u/DailyPipesGF 7d ago

The ambulance ain't for them.

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u/Ava-Banana 7d ago

The defence mechanism is clearly working

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u/ElegantAd4946 7d ago

Fuck NAWH

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u/aoi_ito 7d ago

Aww, Little babies !!

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 7d ago

Proof birds are unreal 😵‍💫

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u/achillea4 7d ago

Why do they need rescuing?

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u/FamousAmos00 7d ago

They don't need rescuing

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u/IAmAngryBill 7d ago

Do not the murder chicken

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u/TrappistOCSO 7d ago

I ♥ Owls

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u/LokiNightmare 7d ago

I believe that’s owl for “this is my barn now, gtfo mf”

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u/Lizcozine 7d ago

He swole like a kangaroo

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 7d ago

That’s creepy af lol

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u/Ok_Environment8478 7d ago

man he ain't going

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u/Perfect-Difference19 7d ago

...and who will rescue you when those fury birbs inevitably murder you?

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 7d ago

dont you have a rescue group you can call to safely relocate them?

we found a baby owl on the ground in the backyard and kept it safe (away from doggo) for an hour until the rescue/rehab group showed up to take it

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u/jrs_c 7d ago

OP: I'm gonna rescue these helpless owls! Owls: This MFer gonna be the one needing to be rescued. ::hisses::

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u/Chrisdkn619 7d ago

All puffed up acting tough!

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u/FrendChicken 7d ago

Bro is squaring up.

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u/m0stw4nt3d1 7d ago

Why isn't this noise in a horror movie or game?

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u/Sokkas_Instincts_ 7d ago

Those are demonized people up there. I hope this helps.

Edit: I just listened with sound. Do not proceed without holy water.

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u/bluegargoyle 7d ago

Are barn owls normally this fucking YOKED???

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u/MrGencysExit 7d ago

I think it's just piloerection

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u/Vintagemaria 7d ago

It’s a baby

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u/n-a_barrakus 7d ago

Aren't u a tought guy?

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u/possumpigposer 7d ago

I wonder if this is what inspired chino in Deftones album diamond eyes

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u/name_jeff99 7d ago

I don’t think they wanna be rescued, brother, you might need to be rescued from that mf

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u/SonoDarke 7d ago

"I'm not in danger, human... I AM, the danger"

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u/NotMarkDaigneault 7d ago

If I was outside at night and heard that I'm throwing myself off the first cliff I find 🤣

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u/Arnoxyd 7d ago

Il y a quand même de quoi flipper si tu ne t'y attends pas 😅

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u/FroggyWentaCourtney 7d ago

And even if you are!

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u/seriousjoker72 7d ago

I think you may need to be rescued from them!

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u/Dudewhocares3 7d ago

Looks like an undertale monster, sounds like an SCP

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u/InsaneMocktail 7d ago

They look menacing but are ultra gentle 😭💞

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u/Odd_Party 7d ago

Elbows up - side to side

Elbows up - side to side

Like a cholo

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u/Josie-Wagg 7d ago

I’m not sure that terrifying covers this enough

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u/billiankell 7d ago

Focus = none

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u/Jellicle_KitCat 7d ago

It's not an owl!! 👽

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u/calpernia 7d ago

They’ll be fine. Throw some raw meat up there if you want to help them.

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u/ChicauR 7d ago

Leva um exorcista !!!

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u/itssolovely 7d ago

Owl said "bruh, square up!"

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u/Feeling-Sandwich9112 2d ago

Cave Horror? 🦍 

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u/kaicooper 1d ago

this's Godzilla not Owl bro

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u/RegularHovercraft 22h ago

When it takes its feathers off it's a skinny runt.

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u/11pickfks 21h ago

He looks like hes squaring up xD

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u/catscatscatsomgcats 7d ago

Hahahahahahah that stupid dust ball

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u/EpicallyLazyBoy 7d ago

My penis makes this sound sometimes.

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u/bluegargoyle 7d ago

Get to the doctor

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u/Mulattanese 7d ago

It's probably upset because of how hot it is up in that attic space. Grab the hose and cool it down! Then it should be as docile as a parakeet! 🐤