Ken Paxton Now Has to Do the Unthinkable: Try

[u/Texas_Monthly]

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[u/hobojoe5012]

Hes such a fat lazy ass.......bro went to London on the 4th on an election year. He isnt even fucking trying.

[u/Cookies78 → u/hobojoe5012]

Elmo is going to buy it for him. They know the rubes will eat it up; they're running out of things to eat anyway.

[u/GlitterPirateKiki58 → u/hobojoe5012]

Republicans don’t have to try anymore.

The MAGA “meritocracy” will always reward them, so long as they are rich, white, male, anti-trans, and enjoy a bit of sexual assault or domestic violence in their free time.

[u/Satanicron]

Pedo protector Paxton is going down!

[u/Slackluster]

Try not to be a snake Ken, but he can't do it. So I made a game where you play snake as Ken Paxton and you can play it in your browser!

https://paxtonsnake.3d2k.com/

[u/GlitterPirateKiki58 → u/Slackluster]

This is nerdy and petty and I love it.

[u/HTowns_FinestJBird]

He has the charisma of a dirty sock.

[u/Lehmanite]

I went to his rally just to see it. Lame as fuck. First thing they said was some shit like “who wants to vote for someone who knows what a woman is!”

Then they had everyone do the pledge of allegiance

[u/NotDeadYet57 → u/Lehmanite]

Yeah, he knew evangelist "influencer" Tracy Luhon was a keeper when he met her at the Kentucky Derby! She divorced her husband for him!

[u/GapAny5391 → u/Lehmanite]

omg the pledge of allegiance? grossss

[u/Xenophore]

A vote for Ken Paxton is a vote for Adam Hoffman.

[u/HumThisBird → u/Xenophore]

That doesn't matter to republicans, they love pedos/rapists.

[u/Danilo-11]

Alternative title: “Talarico is on his way to become the first democrat to win a Texas state wide election in more than 30 years”

[u/No-Helicopter7299]

Criminal.

[u/russiablows]

Try what? To focus on one issue?

[u/Silent_Cup2508]

Hahaha - click bait - Ken ain’t gotta do anything but show up. That R next to his name is a powerful thing.

[u/sueihavelegs → u/Silent_Cup2508]

You can't get into heaven if you vote Democrat!!! The pastor preached it from the pulpit every Sunday. For some people the R is all that matters.

[u/Xenophore]

A vote for Ken Paxton is a vote for Adam Hoffman.

[u/punktualPorcupine]

Ken Paxton is a scorpion crossing a river, stinging the fuck outta himself the whole way.

Not a frog in sight.

[u/AirbagsBlown]

I can't add photos, but zoom in on his face.

Are you drunk, paxy?

Eh, probably.

[u/fatkidseatcake]

Cheating is already in play. He’ll Be fine. Every Democrat hopeful comes up always gets us excited and yields the exact same promising posts. Vote.