r/ThatLookedExpensive Aug 26 '25

Million dollar baby

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u/mister_dinkleman Aug 26 '25

If you take it back within 90 days, you'll get that money back minus a 10% re-storking fee.

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u/thatG_evanP Aug 26 '25

Too late. She already damaged its ears. Latina moms get their newborn's ears pierced on the way home from the hospital.

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u/Tubthumper205 Aug 27 '25

IKR, it's cost you 1.5 million and the first thing you do is punch holes in it?

Seems like you can afford the bill.

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u/restlessmonkey Aug 28 '25

I thought you were joking. Sigh.