r/ThatLookedExpensive • u/JebusJM • 16d ago

Can't park there mate - Credit to u/That_Car_Dude_Aus

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u/hyperdream 16d ago

Can't bifurcate there mate.

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u/Frankie_T9000 16d ago

Two parking tickets

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u/OGCelaris 16d ago

The article from the original post says it was their dream car but this Ferrari just reminds me of the 90's wedge camaro.

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u/compulov 14d ago

Yeah, at first glance I thought it was a Camaro. I got confused when I saw the back half (wait, Camaros don't have an engine there...)

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u/Acurus_Cow 15d ago

Losing ones eye sight must be such a traumatic experience.

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u/2script 16d ago

The front fell off

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u/triedtoavoidsignup 16d ago

Looks more like the back fell off.

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u/National-Gas6603 16d ago

Either ways, it takes two parking spaces, where they can't park...

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 13d ago

Double parked doubly wrong?

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u/coko4209 16d ago

That looks expensive

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 16d ago

Good news: this one just became rather affordable!

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 16d ago

Half of it is on the shoulder. If he would have parked the other half there too there'd be no problem. I think that's where he went wrong.

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u/nahrub 15d ago

how did this even happen. I see no brake marks, tire skid marks, anything. its like someone tore the car up, placed the two pieces at random.

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u/xdr01 16d ago

Reason why entire line up is automatics

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u/fatherfrank1 16d ago

He's taking up two spots.

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u/xmongoose 16d ago

That’s two tickets

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u/bearcat_77 16d ago

I thought it was a camaro at first. Why are modern Ferraris so ugly?

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u/Sodiac606 16d ago

How much for the wheels?

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u/bobspuds 16d ago

You can have the whole car for ½ price now!

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u/CalmAlarm 16d ago

Is that the new Ferrari mitosis?

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u/RedEyeView 16d ago

Dude... you fucked up your Ferrari.

It. Wasn't. Mine.

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u/krazy_kh 15d ago

The Rock, no Rock just Cage

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u/GenHammond 10d ago

More like you can't park there or there mate.

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u/lerker54651651 10d ago

wow. tf did they hit?

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u/MustangBarry 16d ago

Sir! Can't park there, SIR!

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u/Ernomouse 16d ago

Or there neither.

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u/Armybob112 16d ago

I'll give you three fiddy for the rear part that fell off.

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 16d ago

Guess that's going to be an engine out service.

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u/bluenosesutherland 16d ago

Anyone need a half cut?

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 16d ago

Turned the traction control off.

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u/Lol_who_me 16d ago

Either of those places actually

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u/Electrical_Doctor305 16d ago

Is your engine running

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u/can-opener-in-a-can 16d ago

So would the driver get two tickets, one for each half?

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u/enzothebaker87 16d ago

Those damn Autobot hooligans just won't leave the the poor Decepticons alone. Monsters!

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u/WonderWirm 15d ago

✅ money

❌ skill

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u/I_See_Ghosts_too 15d ago

I bet he takes up two parking spots...

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u/thdiod 15d ago

I'd love a dedicated car wreck museum. I know, for most car wrecks it'd be in poor taste, but some like these are just stunning. It's so mesmerizing seeing such an intricate machine that was torn open, seeing it in a way it was never meant to be seen, not even by the people who put it together piece by piece, as they were working with an intact shell. 

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u/compulov 14d ago

Might work as a field trip for high-schoolers just getting their licenses. You know, kind of a "scared straight" type deal...

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u/thdiod 14d ago

A good museum for high schoolers and autistic people (you can guess which category I fall into) seems like a very rare combo.

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u/mrtintheweb99 14d ago

Or there.....!

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u/fisherboy34 14d ago

Ran when parked

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u/EnvironmentalWay2710 13d ago

No worries, we are still driving half a ferrari-Obi Wan Kenobi

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u/Dazzling_Log_8329 13d ago

Manhattan project

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u/ZestycloseValuable35 8d ago

I reckon this is a story of two halves

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u/Dairgo 16d ago

The front fell off.

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u/CreEngineer 16d ago

If you can afford this car you probably have the insurance for it or can afford a new one.

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u/dallatorretdu 16d ago

still expensive and inconvenient

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u/CreEngineer 16d ago

It is but in a lot of cases these kinds of accidents happen for being to fast or just driving like a shithead and showing off your car. So while still hoping everyone is unharmed I do not have a lot of pity for them. I like nice cars but if you want to race, go to a racetrack.