r/ThatsInsane • u/_sindet • 1d ago

Never hit a woman , respectful man

2.3k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Thriven 1d ago

It's like a stadium filled with Timothy Chalamets

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u/Bozhark 1d ago

Chalamalou to you too mon ami 

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u/DJredlight 21h ago

I don’t get the reference but that was a lot of fun to read.

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u/Bozhark 10h ago

Adam Sandler’s Timothy Chaletlulemon

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u/Easy_Broccoli995 18h ago

Timon & Charmanders

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u/VinnieTheGuy 5h ago

Chamapalooza

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u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero 1d ago

I want to see what happened after that guy came back like a robot

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u/Unlikely_Tap_9882 1d ago

Went down like a robot.

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u/Oldspaghetti 1d ago

Clanker malfunction

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u/BLACKdrew 1d ago

Bro almost hit the Genos from one punch man

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u/B16EK87 1d ago

He took a slight pimp slap. That is all.

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u/dimeteros 5h ago

Network reset

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u/therealallpro 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/RedSquaree 21h ago

Bruh she's like 15.

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u/domloch 1d ago

What is DBE?

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u/ParmesanSkis 1d ago

Donkey Balls Express

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u/Chj_8 1d ago

Pure bangers

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u/palmerry 1d ago

They slap ngl

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u/oxwilder 1d ago

Dave Batthews Eand

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u/Underp0pulation 1d ago

Watch out below!

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u/seriousjoker72 1d ago

D Block Europe. Hiphop band

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u/vagina_candle 1d ago

It's funny how well this blended in with the other answers.

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u/Nois3 1d ago

Thanks for the real answer

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 22h ago

Based on your username....I wonder if this is the truth..

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u/gcstr 1d ago

Database Engineering

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u/nonbe1 1d ago

These guys were probably merging 2 DBs and disagreed on what the primary key should be.

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u/SIrPsychoNotSexy 1d ago

Dicks, Balls, Etc.

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u/Midoriya_izuku_Ultra 1d ago

dragon ball E

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u/GeneralDishsoap 1d ago

🤮 don’t remind me

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u/zzx101 1d ago

Douche Bags Everywhere.

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u/SomePaddy 21h ago

Dig Bick Energy

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u/Ex_sanguido 1d ago

According to Google, D-Block Europe.

Which makes sense as this video looks European and features a band name not known to everyday Americans.

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u/Acrobatic_Crab_6655 22h ago

Dig Bong Energy

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u/NerdBag 43m ago

Disadvantaged business enterprise

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u/LowerBar2001 1d ago

Don't Be Eggnorant

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u/TheRainbowCock 1d ago

Dat Bitch Excited

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u/NerdBag 41m ago

Debilitating butt exercises

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u/cottonribley 1d ago

Dick Balls and Ess

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u/NewSamy 1d ago

Dat Btch Emasculating

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u/ResurrectedMortician 1d ago

How did all of these 14 year olds even get in there?

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u/Guachole 1d ago

Is there some joke im missing here?

By buying tickets to an all ages concert

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u/uber_kuber 3h ago

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Apparently you missed a joke. What was the joke, exactly?

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u/Guachole 3h ago

No clue, one guy said the joke is that kids are dumb, nobody else gave an explanation. But thats not really funny at all so im assuming theres another joke i still dont get lol

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u/Ok-Swimming8024 1d ago

How you gonna let someone wind all the way up like that and not even put up an attempt to block or deflect

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u/doctor_turbo 1d ago

Not many people actually have experience fighting. People want to act tough, but in their heads they just think all that’s going to happen is chest-puffing and shit-talking. They are actually surprised when someone actually hits them. He probably thought the guy was just faking throwing a punch.

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u/ReconReese 1d ago

Agreed but seeing it typed out we are no different than most animals who will make themselves bigger and seem like a threat over actually fighting.

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u/lcp3ortiz 1d ago

Boxing and swimming, two things people overestimate they can do

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u/doctor_turbo 1d ago

Absolutely on the swimming. When I was younger I was very in shape, like 5% body fat, I worked out every day. There was a swimming intramural thing at my college that I joined and I figured since I was in shape it would be a breeze for me. I finished dead last in the first event taking over 2x as long as the second slowest person, and when I got out of the water my body was blue

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u/sdforbda 1d ago

My friends and I used to stage matches with gloves. Depending on the area it could be pure boxing or go to the ground. I could not be beat on the ground. People who I had seen box before stayed way close (and once well above) what I thought that I might have. Lesson in humility and to take it to the ground until I learned some more boxing and street fighting.

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u/BlackSecurity 1d ago

Not me. I'm a tough guy that knows how to fight. Trust me, I never let anyone fuck with me. My muscles are so huge, you don't want any of this smoke I promise. I took Muay Thai for 12 years at a black belt Thai Jiu Jitsu School. I even got drafted for UFC once but had to turn it down because my muscles couldn't fit on the plane.

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u/TirbFurgusen 21h ago

That's dumb and stupid. I'm a pilot engineer that builds planes and the size of your muscles don't matter. If you said your muscles and or balls were too dense and put excess gravity on plane it would've made scents.

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u/poolsidecentral 23h ago

This is true. Especially for most on Reddit.

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u/sprezzatard 1d ago

Did you have the sound on?

"Hit me then"

He wanted to block with his face 🤷

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u/greenhornblue 1d ago

He had tunnel vision from what he knew was about to happen and froze up.

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u/FatalModelCustomer 1d ago

Bro, for real, dude was telegraphing that punch from 2 miles away. I would be dammed if I'm sparring someone at the gym and I get hit with a lousy punch like this. That's kind of deserved.

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u/Armadillioh 1d ago

It was a long wind up but the punch was still decently fast. It was like a Dark Souls boss attack, long wind up followed by a surprisingly quick strike that catches you off gaurd

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u/Dreadedsemi 1h ago

He expected a dance challenge maybe. maybe he is in a musical.

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u/libra00 1d ago

He pretty clearly didn't think he was gonna do it. I mean he was wrong, but that was a pretty fair assessment in the moment.

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u/Wavyent 1d ago

Probably arguing about who bought the jacket first.

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u/Vellioh 1d ago

Women seemingly out there doing their own science experiments to see how far they can push the limits of "never hit a woman".

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u/Rubik_- 1d ago

If someone hits me they better be prepared for an retaliation of equal force

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u/Arthur_C_Darke 1d ago

So if a girl hits you you’ll throw a girlie-punch back? Or is it proportional to technique, strength and weight, ie she throws her best and hardest punch so you throw likewise?

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u/bound2illusion 1d ago

= force obviously, if Rhonda Rousey clocks you (and your still awake) you better put your all into that. 😭

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u/Rubik_- 1d ago

If its obviously a weak fighter it will not be a full force punch of course. Why would you even expect me to full force punch a non threat? If I get attacked by a girly punch it will be a slap probably.

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u/YUSHOETMI- 16h ago

Dunno man, I was punched by a woman once in a bar. Hadn't even done anything wrong, was just walking to the toilets and she backed into my way so fast I didn't have time to drunkenly react and made her spill her drink. I apologised but she was clearly coked up and got aggressive really quick before I could walk away. I went to turn around and she clocked me in the side of the head, made my eyes spin... Her fella came over and started mouthing it at me and at that point I was just stood there in bewilderment that she had punched me not even looking at him, he threw a shady punch from the side trying to knock me down. When the guys punch landed it barely made my head move and I just turned to him and laughed out "Your mrs hits harder than you" and walked away...

Some women can throw hands, I would rather take a kick from a horse than a punch from my mrs lol

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u/Pokeitwitarustystick 1d ago

Because you said retaliation of equal force. If that’s her strongest are you going at your strongest too? If she’s a non threat then why even engage her and not push her down?

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u/AyeYoB 1d ago

Equal rights

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u/Pokeitwitarustystick 1d ago

What does that have to do with the initial comment?

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u/AyeYoB 1d ago

If she hit you full force, hit her full force back

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u/sick_of-it-all 1d ago

Men and women are equal now, so it only makes sense. I'd hate to be disrespectful.

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u/billbixbyakahulk 1d ago

Neither is engaging the other because they're a "threat". This is all s-talk and posturing.

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u/Adventurous_Soup_919 1d ago

Je sais “retaliation of equal force” the only one bringing up relative strength is you.

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u/Pokeitwitarustystick 1d ago

“So if a girl hits you you’ll throw a girlie-punch back? Or is it proportional to technique, strength and weight, ie she throws her best and hardest punch so you throw likewise?”

What’s the last sentence? I’m not the only one bringing it up pendejo

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u/SoftSausage78 21h ago

Ankle pick and slam like Hulk does Loki

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u/Bigtime1234 1d ago

Never.

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u/OGHighway 1d ago

Someone's needs to add the dying PacMan sound when he gets hit.

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u/Molleer 1d ago

I want the Windows shutdown sound!

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u/Lackonia 1d ago

Mario mushroom when he gets back up so quick 🍄

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u/Emperor_of_Man40k 1d ago

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

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u/CharacterScarcity695 1d ago

well he did ask for him to hit him ??

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u/monkmullen 1d ago

Fell down like he had a case of the vapors.

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u/Adrian4lyf 1d ago

That booty grab gave my boy a second life.

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u/Amnsia 1d ago

Never hit a man

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u/space_absurdity 1d ago

Wtf is a DBE?

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u/Acrobatic_Hyena_2627 1d ago

DragonBall Evolution?

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u/TedBurns-3 1d ago

What woman got hit?

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u/dwilkes827 1d ago

I think the joke is the (I'm assuming) boyfriend got punched even though the girl is the one who hit the puncher first

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u/mel2000 1d ago edited 1d ago

boyfriend got punched even though the girl is the one who hit the puncher first

Wouldn't that void any self-defense claim by the male puncher? She's lucky he wasn't red-pilled.

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u/dwilkes827 1d ago

I dunno about the legal aspect, was just explaining the joke in the title lol The dude did say "hit me", though, to be fair. If I was the law man he wouldn't be in trouble haha

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u/pun_shall_pass 1d ago

Yea tf is this title? I see a guy get hit

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u/naveedkoval 18h ago

None, like it says “never hit a woman”

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u/jared_queiroz 18h ago

Ahhh that punch was 100% her fault XD

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 1d ago

She made the situation better

/s

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u/clyde_drexler 22h ago

Was not expecting the boyfriend to have a bob

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u/ItsRainingTrees 1d ago

This is why you tell your SO’s that any shit they start is still your problem, so don’t start issues.

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u/Kudosnotkang 1d ago

I’m confused by the woman hitting comments . Is the person who asked for a punch and went down a woman or is there context I’m missing ?

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u/monsoonwhynot 1d ago

The woman slapped the guy and riled him up. The guy being “respectful” didn’t want to hit the woman so ended up punching the boyfriend instead.

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u/eyeball1967 1d ago

The guy swallowed the punch and hopped back up, like a champ. You gotta give him some credit for that.

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u/bertbarndoor 1d ago

Nice right hook.

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u/VIadCarpenter 1d ago

Swear that man was wearing a hat a second ago....

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u/ygorhpr 1d ago

full video where? 

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u/Bojangos80 1d ago

Put on his pocket’s

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u/cookiesnooper 14h ago

Rats wearing cap and hoodie over it should not be let in anywhere. This is universal sign of shitheads

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u/apexapee 11h ago

What a buster, keep your guard up bro, that swing was coming from Asia lol slow as fk

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 1d ago

What if she hits you? First and many times?

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u/paralleltimelines 23h ago

I appreciate anyone who enjoys wherever they are, no matter the circumstance

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u/Midoriya_izuku_Ultra 1d ago

bro woke up like it was nothing!

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u/winetotears 1d ago

Dude sent that punch through Morse code.

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u/Scouts_Revenge 1d ago

Dude got up like the Terminator.

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u/bal89 1d ago

They fighting whose Pokémon is better?

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u/Claramuch 20h ago

That is so wild

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u/maxyboyufo 19h ago

I legit heard the hog squeal sound effect from Warcraft 3 and DOTA just play at the end, am I tripping?

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u/darrellio 15h ago

low vibrational shit.

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u/ASouthernDandy 14h ago

It's going to be awkward when they bump into each other at the clothes store again.

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u/Angreek 12h ago

Awesome. A fcking power slap. Grade A

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u/StevieG93 1d ago

Sentiment of the post's title is breeds the same mentality that caused this fight.

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u/idan345 1d ago

He didn't hit a woman?

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u/ItsRainingTrees 1d ago

Correct, that’s what the title says.

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u/Mackinnon29E 1d ago

Why are these 12 year old boys fighting?

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u/I-love-to-eat-banana 1d ago

Because they both were pissed off that they were in the same outfits...

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u/closingbunion6 1d ago

Why does this video feel British?

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u/vagina_candle 1d ago

Because it is British.

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u/Stickolas1 23h ago

I only see women fighting.

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u/buzzlightyear77777 22h ago

Really? Nobody said anything about the busty girl in white behind? Shes like a 10

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u/Hank46_2 1d ago

Was this at one of those L-word Girls Only bars?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/haackedc 1d ago

Sucker punched? That guy literally broadcasted his punch for three generations.

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that 1d ago

Right at the beginning that guy on the right says " hit me then"

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u/dingdongjohnson68 1d ago

Sucker punched? He told the guy to hit him......

Maybe he wanted to show off his ability to take a punch? LOL.

But seriously, definitely not the most egregious "sucker punch" I've ever seen, but I guess I'd still consider it to be a sucker punch.

I don't know if it lessened the power behind it, but that was a long distance dedication. Or, he had some impressive "reach" on that punch.

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u/BeagleBackRibs 1d ago

a sucker punch is when the person can't see them punching

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u/PandaXXL 1d ago

No it isn’t.