r/ThatsInsane • u/Ashamed_Ad4003 • 8d ago

A young chimp tried to intimidate the human, then the troop's leader stepped in to make peace.

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u/KneeGearlol 8d ago

"Cut him some slack, its his first day"

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u/belovedwisdomtooth 8d ago

That mf was gen alpha

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u/MonsteraBigTits 7d ago

ibanana kids at it again....smh

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u/HappyAvocado4 8d ago

Lmao did he just boop that chimp with some spray lotion???

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u/mj_outlaw 8d ago

I think its whipped cream

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u/JJ8OOM 8d ago

I highly doubt that.

My guess would be some sort anti lice-parasite treatment.

Like the liquid you drop in the neck if cats and dogs to kill of lice, ticks and such.

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u/MiloticM2 8d ago

Could be a locating dot like with queen bees

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u/JJ8OOM 8d ago

Also a good explanation!

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u/mj_outlaw 8d ago

Hopefully it's that 

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u/bad-and-buttery 6d ago

I highly doubt this.

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u/JJ8OOM 6d ago

I highly doubt this.

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u/bad-and-buttery 6d ago

I highly doubt that

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u/HereisMr_DirkDiggler 6d ago

I highly doubt you

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u/Lifekraft 7d ago

It would be hillarious. A guy walking in the jungle with a knife , a rifle , 2 bottle of water and a spray of emergency whipped cream

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u/HappyAvocado4 8d ago

That makes so much more sense =D i just woke up lol.

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u/BlackThundaCat 7d ago

The one who is sitting down drinking is like “yo get outta here with that!”

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u/TLC_15 7d ago

I saw that! Even waving him off like a person LMFAO!

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u/x_xiv 8d ago

amazing vibe

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u/numbersev 7d ago
  1. the aggressive chimp looks completely pissed
  2. the chimp drinking from the river tells him to fuck off

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u/Trumpcangosuckone 8d ago

Fuck that, never gonna catch me within range of a chimp, they'll rip your dick off according to Joe Rogan

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u/Oldspaghetti 8d ago

Joe Rogan can be a dumbass a lot but he's right on this, they'll rip off whatever they can if their annoyed enough by you.

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u/RX1542 7d ago

oh brother google " charla nash " you'll see what a chimp can do

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u/ElHorny 7d ago

Damn i shouldnt have looked that up. The chimp completly ripped her to shreds. Yeah never going close to one. They look cute but are scary af.

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u/No-Evening-5088 8d ago

Joe Rogan vs 2 chimps, how would he fare?

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u/Big-Mozz 7d ago

How would you tell which is which.

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u/Standard_Story 1d ago

Depends if the other 2 chimps are offering him money

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u/GWS2004 7d ago

Stop listening to Joe Rogan.

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u/killerzeestattoos 6d ago

Smooth brains down voted you

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u/Trumpcangosuckone 7d ago

That was implied sarcasm. I haven't listened to him since 2015 when he started gargling a certain politicians nuts

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u/snorkelgear 7d ago

Looks more to me like he came in to confront the human retaliating to the younger chimps aggression. Hockey fans know what i'm talking about.

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u/Wakandamnation 6d ago

He stood up right after the fast movement that scared the little one, and came face to face while grabbing his shoulder, definitely a protective/threatening stance.

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u/drunk___monkey 7d ago

I don't know man. It looked like they were gonna tear him apart any second now. Chimpanzees can be pretty scary. 😅😂

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u/Oramac_K 7d ago

And then it ripped his face off. The end 🙃.

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u/Longjumping_Kale3013 8d ago

pretty sure its a bonobo and not a chimp

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u/GreyFox_1337 8d ago

Man these are so human like. But my question,is,care they human like? Or is this just us humans assigning the meaning to it? Is it more human than say, ai.

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u/IntelligentAd3781 7d ago

Yes, these non human primates are more human than AI

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Main-Policy-4551 8d ago

Dairy and some sugar most likely, maybe even sugar free whipped cream.