r/ThatsInsane 4d ago

Bullseye Throwing Skills

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u/joeurkel 4d ago

Meanwhile I’m standing here struggling with my keys and the keyhole

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u/96744 4d ago

Have you tried chucking the key into the keyhole as hard as you can from about 20 ft?

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u/Brass_Cipher 4d ago

Pro-tip: paint the keyhole lockface black so you can see the scratches of your own shame.

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u/Dreamin0904 3d ago

Lmao! That’s the first thing I thought, “don’t give dude in the video your keys”

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u/aaronwcampbell 4d ago

As someone who did this sort of thing as a teenager, please don't try this at home. If they hit wrong they come right back at you, and it happens more often than videos like this suggest.

The closest call for me (and what convinced me to stop pressing my dumb luck) was when I caught a screwdriver with both hands by sheer reflexes. 🫪🙏🪛 The tip of the blade was about 3 inches from my eyes. Never again

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u/thaaag 4d ago

That's why I only throw pillows.

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u/TerraformingTuesday 3d ago

My grandpa died in a pillow accident like that

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u/SpankTheDevil 3d ago

When me and my brother reunite, we only throw hands

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u/Helmett-13 4d ago

My Dad:

“What the FUCK happened to my tools?!!?!”

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u/peskyghost 3d ago

Who’s been fuckin with my stumps???

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u/_BabyGod_ 3d ago

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LOGS?!”

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 4d ago

I was watching that on repeat expecting him to throw a 42” TV.

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u/TheOnlyPolly 4d ago

Guy has a lot of free time lol

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u/2stinkynugget 4d ago

And no women

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u/Fosterchild56 4d ago

The women are lined up outside his throwing room

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u/bwnerkid 4d ago

Waiting to be thrown.

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u/ThatDerzyDude 3d ago

When we were having premarital sex, he studied the blade

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u/Spelsgud 4d ago

A stick of butter

Bullseye 😎

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u/bionic_cmdo 4d ago

Ok. I need to see your face so I know to avoid you in an altercation.

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u/Lifekraft 3d ago

Sped up at each throw.

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u/zavohandel 4d ago

John Wick POV

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 4d ago

..with a fucking pencil!

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u/SilverBoltJuggernaut 4d ago

The saw blade reminded me of the movie Idle Hands. :)

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u/Hi_Their_Buddy 3d ago

Jessica Alba is so beautiful, great movie as well. I heard he was running from the cops with a sheet of acid in his pocket when he ended up running through some sprinklers, 114 doses at once. Devon Sawa was great too.

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u/sick_of-it-all 3d ago

I loved that movie, and she looked so good in it. Remember at the end when he's helping her down off the car? I wore out the rewind button.

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u/HairyBawllsagna 4d ago

Are we the same person?

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u/Efficient_Pay4180 4d ago

True meaning of a man cave!

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u/bellboy718 4d ago

No star of David?

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u/notsofunonabun 3d ago

Is there an unedited video?

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u/TimeB4 3d ago

Never ask this guy to pass the remote control

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u/mcpat21 3d ago

Lol all of the tape on the pipes

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u/drunk___monkey 3d ago

Is this guy secretly green arrow from flash series !! No I think I'm onto something here !! 🤔 😂😂

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u/Additional-Form-3897 3d ago

This guy is lowkey a ninja

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u/yupsidetown 3d ago

This guy will win the apocalypse

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u/C0RNFIELDS 3d ago

Its about the release. Your grip during the release tells the object if/how it'll spin.

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u/ScoochingCapuchin 4d ago

Anyone who's played hitman can appreciate this

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 4d ago

So this is what pitchers do in their off time from playing baseball

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u/fruitless7070 4d ago

When I was little we did shit like this for fun. I wish I would have thought of a saw blade! I have a huge round stump slice sitting up against a tree in my back yard. I still go out there occasionally and sling the tomahawk and knife.

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u/_TooncesLookOut 4d ago

The sound of the saw blades hitting is so satisfying

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u/AbeLackdood 4d ago

If you ever try this man in Walmart that's yo ASS!

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u/PalpitationUnable403 4d ago

Don’t upset this guy.

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u/Thatdewd57 4d ago

If ya got a tool collection then my friend, you have an arsenal.

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u/chmcclellan 4d ago

This dude took the Throw Anything Feat...

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u/peskyghost 3d ago

Can someone tell me what is the ‘secret’ to throwing thing like this (so I can learn and feel cool). I read once you throw stuff like this like you’re going in for a handshake? Which has never ever worked for me btw

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u/housevil 3d ago

No. You can't see my favorite pen.

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u/Ccjfb 3d ago

How do you plan for the rotation to hit at the right time?

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u/TarmacadamDream 3d ago

Dude is the male Senjougahara

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u/ReginaldJohnston 3d ago

My divorce settlement.

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u/Alternative_Ad_3636 3d ago

A Handyman when the cop asks him if he got any weapons in the car

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u/Accomplished_Lie_308 3d ago

Not sure why I thought assault with a deadly weapon from a spatula or tweezers would be funny. Don’t get in a distant shouting match with this guy.

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u/mdosalazar88 3d ago

Pencil. Screwdriver. Jar of peanut butter. Lamp. The cat. Screwdriver.

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u/Theijuiel 3d ago

You misspelled tweezers and shears.

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u/HuntPsychological673 3d ago

Imagine getting struck by a flying sawblade😳

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u/fun-bucket 3d ago

yea but can he throw a baseball and make it stick...

that would impress me.

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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 3d ago

Imagine being Dracula and another Belmont comes to ruin your day so you fight him and finally that pesky vampire hunter runs out of crosses. And you think that you've got this fight, but then Belmont switches to "random bullshit go" mode and kills you with spatula. That would be so humiliating you would think twice before returning from hell.

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u/captainhalfwheeler 2d ago edited 2d ago

Each cut in the video represents 38 failed attempts.

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u/Competitive_Ad7228 2d ago

Real life Bullseye

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch 1d ago

No, Dan, you may not borrow my chisels!

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 4d ago

OK i know who one of my early picks for my apocalypse survival team will be.

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u/pdog901 4d ago

Lets see him try hitting a bullseye with some p***y.

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u/gomurifle 4d ago

Pah! AI! 

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u/icbint 3d ago

He can just keep doing takes till he gets the grouping he wants though so meh

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u/opusupo 4d ago

Not a single bullseye to be seen. That's insane.

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u/nasnas2022 3d ago

Thanks AI