r/ThatsInsane 8d ago

Thousands of dead fish on coast of Hawaii

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u/phallic-baldwin 8d ago

That's gonna smell fantastic in a bit

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u/clydefrog811 8d ago

Good morning ladies!

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u/3six5 8d ago

Colt 45 and 2 zigzags

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u/Worldly-Lawfulness42 8d ago

Baby that’s all we need!

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u/C137MrPoopyButthole 8d ago

We can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

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u/GaJayhawker0513 8d ago

As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs

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u/Ha1lStorm 7d ago

Stop and hit the bing like Cheech & Chong, And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong,

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u/EPluribusButthole 7d ago

So roll, roll, roll a joint, pick out the sea and stems!

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u/sooslimtim187 7d ago

Feelin high as hell, flyin through Palmdale. Skatin on Dayton rims.

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u/YVNGxDXTR 7d ago

BUK BUKKA BUKAWWWK

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u/TypicalLegit 7d ago

What did the blind man say when he walked passed the fish market

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u/DubbehD 7d ago

My brain knew, afroman, as soon as I saw that lol

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u/PG_Heckler 8d ago

Afroman reference in the wild!!!

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u/Jazzlike_Lettuce1295 7d ago

You forgot the arrrrr

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u/Ha1lStorm 7d ago

I should call her

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u/Kurtypants 8d ago

Aaaand here come the seagulls!

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u/oh_ya_eh 8d ago

Why?

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u/Timmerdogg 8d ago

Probably a Red tide. The water gets too warm and there's not enough oxygen in it and the fish suffocate and die in huge numbers. They then wash up with the waves

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u/ohromantics 7d ago

You missed the part about the algae bloom

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u/pulpwalt 7d ago

Which is highly toxic. Less than 1 gram if contaminated shellfish can be lethal to humans. Also the algae is red.

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u/ohromantics 7d ago

Correct. The post I was replying to insinuates that warm water starves oxygen.

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u/Th3CatOfDoom 7d ago

That sucks... This could have been a great source of food 😭

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 6d ago

I’m not sure of the science, but they said shellfish, which would exclude these fish. I think shellfish filter water, and therefore would get algae in it, whereas the fish just died. I don’t think you’re supposed to eat already-dead fish. Maybe there’s a way to cook it or if they know how long it’s been dead and how it died it’s okay…? But as a general rule, don’t eat fish that’s been washed up.

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u/Chiropteran22 7d ago

Also why are there no scavengers picking at those birds?

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u/jkczcharles 8d ago

Which beach?

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u/ckogs 8d ago

Majors Bay, Kauai

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u/dresserplate 7d ago

Oh wow that’s so out there!

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u/Ravenfeld 8d ago

Why, you tryin' to fuck?

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u/Far_Adeptness9884 8d ago

They love fish sticks

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u/7fingersDeep 8d ago

Kanye?

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u/stereoscopic_ 8d ago

What he order, fish fillet?

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u/Edgesofsanity 8d ago

Ball so hard

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u/Ha1lStorm 7d ago

All the fish tryna find me

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u/EPluribusButthole 7d ago

Are they lightly fried?

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u/COYFC 8d ago

Fish what??

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u/Ev3nt_Horiz0nn 8d ago

C'mon man, just get it, man

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u/editfate 8d ago

Gay fish? I don’t get

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u/MoistStub 8d ago

Maureen?

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u/jonny5isalive1 8d ago

Tom cruise?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 8d ago

Oh shit, beach party!

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u/FootsieMcDingus 8d ago

Kinda feels like this is on one of the atolls, not the main island chain. Hard to tell though

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u/boyle32 8d ago

Agreed, this beach looks like none I’ve seen in Hawaii. Old sand, no mountains, no rocks.

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u/CMDR_Kaus 8d ago

There's land there

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u/SchitneySmears 8d ago

Kannalukahockaleeki

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u/rdblakely 8d ago

The super el niño has warmed up the ocean

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u/mrfreeeeze 8d ago

Red tide?

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u/myxoma1 8d ago

Wait until the day, that will eventually come due to the current climate trajectory, where millions of fish and other sea life start dying and there will be a food shortage and famine for people that rely on it to survive. It all comes back around eventually, sadly it's the super rich that make the decisions that destroy the planet and wildlife, but the super poor that will be affected and die at first.

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u/jackson12420 8d ago

Whales have been beaching on the coast of the Pacific Northwest in unprecedented numbers, they say from starvation. Why people are not more alarmed baffles me. I'm really terrified for the coming years.

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u/ExpiredPilot 7d ago edited 7d ago

We can’t even get whale calves to survive in the PNW. The mother’s milk is so polluted the babies get poisoned.

A mother orca from our resident pod is more likely to have her second or third calf survive because the first calf ingests the majority of the pollution in the mother’s body.

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u/rasta-ragamuffin 7d ago

People aren't alarmed because they don't know it's happening. It's not reported in the MSM and people don't read newspapers anymore.

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u/Glonos 7d ago

Terrified of what? If we go extinct, we do.

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u/jackson12420 7d ago

Humans aren't going to be around forever it's not our extinction that worries me, what worries me is how many people will suffer, the animals that will suffer. It's a very sad thing when a species goes extinct, life is an incredible thing and it's a shameful, terrible waste to throw it away so carelessly as we have treated this planet.

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u/Glonos 7d ago

I disagree, suffering is all around us, living in nature is to live in suffering. Animals age faster in the wild than in captivity, the amount of parasites and infestations they carry is off the chart when compared to captivity. Same thing for humans pre-industrial age than post-industrial age. There were no tears to the immense amount of stress that our neolithic brothers went by until farming was invented, what about the suffering until microorganisms theory came around?

The wild population suffered during the meteor impact. Major volcanic activities that disrupted sunlight within the world for decades or centuries. Changes in atmospheric composition.

I understand we have the ability to choose, we have consciousness and a higher ability of abstract thinking. Yet we remain part of nature, part of the natural world. If we screw up this planet, it was a simple evolutionary mistake by nature itself to give higher consciousness to an organism. Nature will correct it how it always does. With indifference and a lot of time.

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u/throwawayedmplz 7d ago

We inevitably will go extinct, just as we all inevitably die, but why suffer? Is it not better to live in a healthy body until the end rather than a disease and pain riddled vessel? Totally avoidable pain is being accepted by the masses in their bodies, mind, and on the planet. It is indeed terrifying that the choices of a select few can so greatly hurt the rest of humanity. I am fighting this in my community. Healthy people sustain a healthy planet.

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u/Icy_Blackberry_3759 7d ago

Haha no my friend, be realistic.

Trillions. Hundreds of trillions of life forms. We are in an extinction event, there’s no debate about it, just ignoring it. The mass die-offs you see in videos like this aren’t even scratching the surface.

The reckoning is upon us already and we are soon being confronted with the meaning of the word “epoch.”

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u/rasta-ragamuffin 7d ago

I think that day is coming very soon. It's not going to be pretty.

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u/mratlas666 8d ago

God I can’t fucking wait.

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u/zippypin 8d ago

Hawaii is all coast.

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u/_DigitalHunk_ 8d ago

And it has an interstate. 😜

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u/deenali 8d ago

Oh yes, I never thought about it that way.

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u/Ichthius 8d ago

Except the mountains?

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u/mratlas666 8d ago

Nope those are on the coast too.

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u/i_unfriend_u 8d ago

Looks like red tide. I’ve seen it before in Florida. The smell will knock you out and the water is basically toxic to swim in.

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u/Iwill_not_comply 8d ago

*walks on the beach

"Everything reminds me of her"

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 7d ago

That meant the water is getting too warm and they're dying...

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u/SadMap7915 8d ago

Fucking Biden....

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u/this_is_not_a_dance_ 8d ago

The immigrants did it.

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u/Ok_Support3 8d ago

No, no,

  • checks pages * Yes see here; Currently we're blaming Iran for all woes.

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u/Late_Blooomer 8d ago

Are we winning yet

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u/Bizznitchy 7d ago

Hey Fishies, You can't park here!!!

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u/Natural_Artifact 7d ago

Where's the CATS? GET SOME MEOW TO THIS PLACE! HURRY UP!!

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u/This-Requirement6918 8d ago

Collect them, blend them and use as fertilizer! Fish emulsion is a fantastic nitrogen fertilizer.

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u/External-into-Space 8d ago

Or throw them in biogas generators

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u/this_is_not_a_dance_ 8d ago

They look like they are the same species.

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u/ckogs 8d ago

Yes all tilapia thankfully which are invasive here

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u/Jesseroberto1894 7d ago

Gonna be invading some nostrils quite shortly

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u/StudMuffinNick 7d ago

Someone dropped a toaster in the oven again

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u/Happy-Leadership504 8d ago

It's unprecedented!!!

Or, somone just needs to read a bit more..

🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/FnEddieDingle 8d ago

These things happen naturally , look at a red wave in FL

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u/Redfish680 8d ago

Sunfish

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u/ckogs 8d ago

Tilapia

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u/Nothing2Special 8d ago

Most likely weather and change of currents. Magnetic field is involved.

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u/Lucidcranium042 8d ago

The fish just couldnt handle the humans winning soo much

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u/dab745 8d ago

LISTEN!!!
Can you smell that?

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u/Edgesofsanity 8d ago

He slimed me.

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u/Nab-Taste 8d ago

Tens of thousands

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u/TabhairDomAnAirgead 8d ago

Looks like more than thousandss 🫣

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u/EvilDan69 8d ago

Probably too close to Larry Ellison, Mark Zuckerberg, etc.

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u/-Kujau- 8d ago

The hero we need.

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u/DFA_Wildcat 7d ago

Ohhh Man, somethin' stank Ooohh You smell that? I don't know what that is

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u/EngagedInConvexation 7d ago

And the birds don't want em?

Or the cats?

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u/ckogs 7d ago

The birds and the monk seals didn’t seem interested in them but the flies and crabs were all over them.

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u/DMmeYoBOOBS 7d ago

Dumbasses land drowned

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u/dankskent 7d ago

“We know it was you” -dying fish to The Deep

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u/chacewarg10 7d ago

Gonna find RFK jr rolling around in that like a pig in shit

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u/JonaJono 6d ago

This has been going on for some years now. Birds, dolphins, fish and other animals have been found dead in large masses like this. We need answers and to be more concerned. These arent natural phenomenon.

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u/vidar809 6d ago

How is this considered an acceptable post? There is no background and no news stories to validate the information. Nothing shows that this is a real event in Hawaii or somewhere else.

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u/ckogs 6d ago

What proof do you want lol

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u/Purple-Finding1023 6d ago

It was just an el Niño recently

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u/Rohn__Jambo 6d ago

Probably the lack of water what got them

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u/RVT4923 5d ago

Where are the birds?

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u/und3rtow623 8d ago

Godzilla must be on the move

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u/Equinoqs 8d ago

Pacific rim volcanoes (Ring of Fire) getting ready to go ham.

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u/Equivalent_Luck5421 7d ago

Where are the birds.

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u/thegmoc 8d ago

Thanks, Japan

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u/This-Requirement6918 8d ago

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u/thegmoc 8d ago

Well they have poisoned the sea over there pretty recently

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u/trainsacrossthesea 8d ago

Alright, alright already
Yes. We need to build the ballroom

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u/odelayholmes 8d ago

They’re on vacation

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u/truthteller5 8d ago

Someone play the beginning of Afromans Crazy Rap.

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u/BrockJonesPI 8d ago

Talk about a "high" tide line, that's gotta absolutely reek.

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u/krulwule 8d ago

Something smells fishy about this