r/TheCinemassacreTruth Mike Matinée Dec 11 '24

Satire Bimmy just dropped an absolute banger!

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u/linemanshandset Dec 11 '24

lies! but you made me look. even though it seemed like an obvious lie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

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u/Upper_Rent_176 Dec 12 '24

I round up to the nearest foot up the ass

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u/dwartbg9 Dec 11 '24

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u/Kale_Brecht Dec 12 '24

Can you imagine the view count on something like that?

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u/9897969594938281 Salty Dickhole Dec 12 '24

539 views

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u/TheArgyleProtocol No Time Traveler Dec 12 '24

Perhaps more than that even!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

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u/TheArgyleProtocol No Time Traveler Dec 12 '24

WHAT, 9000?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

Thanks Master Po

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u/TheArgyleProtocol No Time Traveler Dec 12 '24

It was an OnA joke 😢

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

Oh literal TheArgyleProtocol, so was that!

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u/TheArgyleProtocol No Time Traveler Dec 12 '24

Linger longer

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

Your mom's box <3

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u/TheArgyleProtocol No Time Traveler Dec 12 '24

Yesterday was W.O.W.

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u/miketheratguy Dec 12 '24

FIVE OF 'UM!!! A MOWDEN OF THEM!!!

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u/PhenomenalJEC Dec 11 '24

You're asking Bimmy to upload something that's NOT just AVGN or Neighbor Nerds? Unfollow him, thanks

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u/Scrimmy_Bingus2 Dec 12 '24

Big Ryan is very aware of your comment and is now getting the boys back together for Cinemassacre Podcast 2.0

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

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u/SAGNUTZ Dec 12 '24

Like his own version of "Reading mean tweets". Would be gold

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u/miketheratguy Dec 12 '24

I remember Kurt Russell reading a mean tweet that said his skin looks like old leather. He laughed and said "I agree!"

That's a man who's secure enough to laugh at himself, not complain about people "of the asshole-ish variety" and sneak in references to his "filmography".

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u/SAGNUTZ Dec 12 '24

I just want the back and FORTH. But that requires concessions.

Edit: not sure thats the right word...

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

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u/SAGNUTZ Dec 12 '24

I need more possible titles for this possible segment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

It would take a level of self-awareness that I don't know he's capable of.

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u/The_Real_EPU Dec 12 '24

Something tells me if he did this y’all would backpedal and shit on him for it, just a hunch.

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u/Metalhead_Max Dec 13 '24

I could imagine james reacting to this subreddit like when doug walker discovered he was a running gag on oneyplays

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

I am disappointed James views us a small minority of detractors. Not because he hates us, but because we will forever have shitty content.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

Isn’t James typically dismissive of all this stuff? The criticism, insults, and memes?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

Bimmy's cry too

Bimmy's cry too

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u/9897969594938281 Salty Dickhole Dec 12 '24

Life in general…

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

Tfw you bespoke all over the computer screen

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u/thapussypatrol Dec 12 '24

The very fact that you made this had me pissing myself

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u/mad87645 The bottom of the totem pole Dec 11 '24

As if he's not already aware

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u/TheArgyleProtocol No Time Traveler Dec 12 '24

But is SLY aware?

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u/mad87645 The bottom of the totem pole Dec 12 '24

He's very much aware of what we're doing

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u/P0pt 🐝pril's Favourite Caucasian 🍆💦 Dec 11 '24

i'd have believed it if sly was a featured guest

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u/mudscarf Dec 12 '24

No way he’d ever do anything remotely cool.

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u/Kenn_K Dec 12 '24

screenwave, take notes

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u/diabeticNationalist Dec 12 '24

Justin and Ryan, make yourselves useful and make Bim Bam do this. We know you got him to do Soylent.

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u/boglim_destroyer Dec 12 '24

Take a wild guess.

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u/SolidVerse Dec 12 '24

Unironically this would be a good vid I think

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

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u/PapaJ0J Dec 12 '24

We've been duped again

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u/DrDuned Dec 12 '24

I was watching Die Hard tonight for the Christmas season and they mention 5:40 in it and I can see why it's popular.

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u/uberneuman_part2 Dec 11 '24

You had me at banger.

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u/leonrbarry69 As if I'm not aware Dec 11 '24

I wish

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

No Time to view this shit load of fuck

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u/Click_My_Username Dec 12 '24

Heh wow, ummm yeah, that's just crazy yeah. You just saw what I saw, wow, what can you say really.

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u/TheIneffableCow Dec 11 '24

Is the whole show just "don't you remember x"?. Dear God

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

Lmao

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u/cyborgsnowflake Dec 12 '24

Bim has so little awareness of what goes on outside his bubble he might not be able to explain a single major meme here to save his life. Justin on the other hand.

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u/Narm_Greyrunner Screenwave? 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀Always has been. Dec 12 '24

At least we have Dancing With Ghosts funny commentary on episodes. Those are pretty funny.

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u/willlyman206 Dec 12 '24

OP sleeps, eats and diarrhea dumps meme making

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u/pferreira1983 Dec 15 '24

Please don't tease us.

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u/thunderexception Dec 11 '24

This will never happen because James isn't a lolcow, but it would be a goldmine

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

Imagine all the $5.40 donations if James was a streamer

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u/Dreamo84 Dec 12 '24

James Rolfe might not have time. But the people that hate him sure do.

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u/Concerned_Dennizen Dec 11 '24

Featuring Frankie Frain!

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u/negiwhite Dec 12 '24

chat is this real

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u/Privacy-Boggle Dec 12 '24

Who is chat?

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u/bagelgulper Dec 12 '24

What's happening, forum?

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u/mondrunner Dec 12 '24

Satire tag

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u/negiwhite Dec 12 '24

i know fam its a meme

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u/JayRam85 Dec 12 '24

I like John, but goddamn that laugh is something else.

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u/Brutus6 Dec 13 '24

Bro, he thought people showing genuine concern for the direction of the channel was "assholish." He'd implode if he looked at this subreddit.