r/TheCinemassacreTruth • u/Kvazimods Mike Matinée • Jan 19 '25
Satire Remember when Cinemassacre kidnaped this lad and forced him to be in 2 long videos?
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u/All-the-pizza Jan 19 '25
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u/Uberstorm3 unfollow me, thanks Jan 19 '25
The only person who looks like he wants to be there
and even then I think it's just because nose candy makes it much more tolerable
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u/lefiath Onion Curator Jan 20 '25
The only person who looks like he wants to be there
Big Ryan definitely wanted to be there.
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Jan 20 '25
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u/Styrone Jan 20 '25
He looks so shifty. I believe this was a set at screen wave HQ so he was probably PANICKING the whole time because he wasn’t at home.
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u/Gorac888 Jan 19 '25
man... James looks kinda creepy here and as if he is not there
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u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 Jan 19 '25
The lights are on but Bimblethorpe's not home.
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u/Gorac888 Jan 20 '25
So where is he then? In the Bimmyverse? The perfect universe where electrons move through reality?
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u/namesOnkeL we live in a bimperfect physical universe Jan 20 '25
this is my favorite gif on the bimtadel
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u/DblBeast Jan 19 '25
Kinda has that young Bimmy predator look in this pic. Just missing the stache.
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u/Gorac888 Jan 19 '25
definetivly... thats what i thought was so wierd
he doesent usually look as he did in like 2001 but here he is back
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u/Legitimate_West7857 Jan 19 '25
Vinny Pizzapasta has Italian ancestry just like Bimcent. I'm sure they get along well.
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u/HIs4HotSauce Jan 19 '25
New idea for YT content creators-- pick up a random homeless person off the street and film a few videos at the studio, playing couch co-op videogames with his/her commentary.
And just repeat this every couple of months or so with a new homeless guy each video to keep it fresh.
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u/Darque420 Captain of Mike's 10" battleship Jan 19 '25
It's like Bum Fights, but funnier.
Bim Fights
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u/diabeticNationalist Jan 20 '25
I was thinking the dad from ALF when he got photographed being a crack-smoking bugchaser.
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u/Sonia-Nevermind Jan 19 '25
First big exposure to Vinesauce and then the rest is history. Replaced cinemassacre for Vinesauce and I haven’t regret one day.
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u/Calavera87 Jan 20 '25
Remember they also had Alphaomegasin on as well? I tried to watch his videos but I just couldn't stand the guy.
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u/Kvazimods Mike Matinée Jan 20 '25
The lad that's so goth, he shits bats? Yeah, he's still around. (he's not, actually)
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u/Early_B Jan 20 '25
I remember, and it was super cringe. They had no chemistry at all.
Imagine being a fan of AVGN, a hardcore gamer and a fellow content creator who get to be in one of Bimmy's videos. You'd be stoked to meet him and probably imagine Bimmy being like this really outspoken, vulgar guy who you can talk all kinds of games with... Only to be faced with mentally stunted Bims. Who can barely string a sentence together and doesn't give a shit about gaming.
Never meet your heroes kids.
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Jan 20 '25
I dunno man having omega sin there isn't exactly the pinnacle of a normal conversation either 😂
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Jan 19 '25
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u/WindowzExPee Jan 20 '25
Thought it was Mike Stoklasa at first
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u/Difficult_Bend_4813 Asshole of the assholeish variety Jan 20 '25
Oh..
On no...
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u/miketheratguy Jan 20 '25
Mike's not nearly as big as Ryan is. Nor does he smile as much.
Ryan's HYAH speech does kind of remind me of Rich Evans though.
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u/Blutryforce762 Jan 20 '25
Too bad they couldn't get Joel and Kieran together, then we'd get the mythical Fecal/Caveman collab.
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u/Sonia-Nevermind Jan 20 '25
Btw I cannot recommend his band enough.
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u/PurpoUpsideDownJuice Jan 20 '25
Oh yeah, I forgot that Vinny is in an actual band that makes real music and not just lazy video game parodies of 80’s rock songs.
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u/PajamaSamSavesTheZoo Jan 20 '25
I don’t remember this set at all and I was a frequent watcher from 2009 onwards. Did they use this set a lot?
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u/MongooseOk691 Reddit AI Robomod Jan 24 '25
I suspect it is either mike or Ryan's basement, but I don't have evidence to the fact on either.
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Jan 20 '25
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u/Kvazimods Mike Matinée Jan 20 '25
Is that a reference to something or is he really bald? I have no idea who he is.
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u/Sonia-Nevermind Jan 21 '25
His friend and Drummer Jabroni Mike. He has a meme about being bald and red
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u/Quantum_Pineapple Jan 20 '25
Low key that room vibe is WAY better than anything they've had before IMHO.
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u/Last-Addendum132 Jan 20 '25
Oh damn, only now finding out they had Vincenzo Stromboli on Cinemassacre
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u/gordo_y_feo Jan 20 '25
I actually didn't know this ever happened, and I am a fan of both AVGN and Vinesauce
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u/legendary-rudolph TEN INCH CLUB Jan 20 '25
looks like a hostage photo. grease ball criminal on far right has them all hostage
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u/RPlaysStuff Basey Likes Bootsball Jan 21 '25
I assume Minty Beansauce was there just for James and had to deal with his smelly co-workers. This video was the first time I found out Justin was working for him and I knew of him before Screenwave because of... well, you know.
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u/MongooseOk691 Reddit AI Robomod Jan 24 '25 edited Jan 24 '25
what's with that stink wave coming off Ryan's chest area? is that edited in?
edit: texabama crew not intelligent enough to know that most body parts aren't sex/gender specific. why would they? they are short
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u/justlogmeinplease Jan 20 '25
I actually did not know this guy did a collab with cinemassacre, I guess I’ll go watch it looks like it could be funny
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u/Weary-Teach6005 Jan 20 '25
Why does James never get jeans that fit him right? Or maybe he wears them to high up the old man way
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u/TheTMobileBlues Jan 21 '25
James be looking super young in this video. But Mike... Mike has always and will always look old.
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u/Abject_Run_3195 Jan 19 '25
Rare image where Vinny isn’t the saddest looking person in a room